I call those times Mornings

Well people, just to let you know, as many of you are heading toward winter that Spring has well and truly arrived here in Sydney, in fact it is a taste of Summer only 3 weeks into spring!

Today it was 30C (86F) and it'll be like that all the way into next week... I love Summer

We are in the midst of fall. And to be honest, I love fall. The only problem is that it is followed by the brutally cold winter. I snowmobile and drink lots to help cope though.

Ahhh alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

WTF, you start posting but your name isn't listed. Being invisible is fine for the womens shower, but here at RMM, we frown on the sneak attack. Be like Bob, expose yourself when you post.

Be careful what you wish for

I am visible, you just can't see me from all the way over there!

ok Homer, thanks for the insight

Well Spotted FF

for the record, I expose myself at every opportunity :trenchcoatsmiley:

I heard you were going to retire but decided to stick it out for another year.

yeah but when he is visible all the chicks leave....that goes for the message board and the women's shower.

there was this one time I went to see my psychologist and I was wearing nothing but plastic wrap. As soon as I walked in the psychologist told me, "I can clearly see your nuts." that woman is a genius

And she has excellent eyesight.

I've heard that one before but I still had to laugh my ass off as I didn't see it coming.

Understandable. I can come pretty fast.

wait a minute. What did I just say??

you just sunk the ship and took me down with you.

Haha!! sorry 'bout that.

You comment did remind me of a classic line, though

"Hey, women and seamen don't mix!" said by none other than Waylan Smithers. If my memory serves me correctly, it is from a treehouse ep where marge is about to board a ship or something like that... and smithers is the first mate...at least I think that's the case.

correct, it's the one with Homer as King Kong.

Yes. that's it. I love how he just eats people and can't help himself. I love when he eats marge's mother at the end... and then after she realizes it... she doesn't even care. I don't usually like the treehouse eps, but that one had some good ones. I just referred to another treehouse story from the same ep in another thread somewhere.

yeah i saw that other thread

but I was wondering where that one came from. I knew where the other one came from with Kent in the straigh jacket.

Okay. I posted something here but it was stupid. SO instead, I'll post this funny pic I ran across.

hahaha, isn't that the one where marge parties with ruth powers?

You're good. i found it cuz I was looking for the technical difficulties frame with Kent. it's all the same ep.

You sunk my battleship!



One of the funniest framegrabs ever!



Dude just hotlink it from one of the threads here... its been used 1000 times

I know. My way was quicker for me. I was just looking for it to see it again and I also wanted to know what it was from. And... had a looked no farther than RMM, I wouldn't have come across that other gem of a framegrab.

Hey there brother!

Today is friday and I tried to get ready so we 3 can override the RMM server. .. but I have a pounding headache and I have some work to do at home. Our days are getting shorter so things I need to work on outside are given less and less opportunity to get finsihed.

Have a good night. whore this place up for me so I have somehting good to read tomorrow morning when i'm not wanting to be at work

Yeah our days are getting longer and I slept in this morning due to feeling like shit for the past few days... damn flu!

I can't promise I will try and whore these boards, but I will try to try!

I am off in an hour or so to try on some suits for my wedding.... later dude

Good one. I have used that line quite a bit myself. well done.

btw i am dreadfully sick with a cold... so my board whoring will be minimal today

I was going to post the pic of marge when she was sick and looks awful, but I can't remember where it is. Oh, well. I'm sure Gnappy can come up with it. It might be one where Homer is hanging out with a hot chick, but I don't think it's from Colonel Homer.

hope you feel better soon!!! cuz if you don't, there's going to be a major alcohol surplus to deal with.

you can never go wrong with these classics!

It was the Mindy Simmons episode



The one on the right is the once I actually chose

good choice. the other one is so tacky.

I kinda liked the one on the left. But no one ever accused me of being classy, so I guess that makes sense.

Yeah I wouldn't be caught dead in anything tacky!!!

Once the big day rolls around I'll post some pics over at BH... but its not for another 5 months

fat chicks need love too....

ask gnappy, he calls it chubby chasing

and Naraz calls it a dream

haha, chubby chasing. that's a good one.

and fat is such a gray area. I think a good rule should be... if the boobs stick out farther than the stomach, it's all good.

I hear shotgun pete's charges 50 bucks for a picture

hahaha, that's a good.
jork's a chubby chaser too but it's a different kind of chubby he's after.


hahahaha that's even better


good point, big tits always helps matters.

hmmm noted. and i think youve got somethin there. lol



HAHAHA! oh poor jork....

How did you find out where I was getting married?

Well board whores I am out for the weekend! It is a long weekend here in Sydney with 2 grand finals being played by the top 2 football leagues in the country.

It is basically an excuse to drink copius amounts of beer and have the Monday off work to recover

I should recover about Wednesday so see you then..

Oh Gnappy, A liquor store owner gave me a 6 pack of Kokanee to drink eh

GAVE? luck SOB
tonight I'm drinking lucky lager, the beer of the cheap bastard.

Lucky Lager??? isnt' that the stuff that caused all those hillbillies to go blind??

yeah, I picked it up in Spittle County.

hey you, let's fight!

them's fightin words!

Yeah for helping him out with a last minyte order....

It was a pretty sweet fucking beer! I gotta pic of my drinking it, might post it at BH... when I get around to it