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misschickie

Jul 3 2007, 10:19 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 2 2007, 09:28 PM)

ONE WAY
Sometimes I am ugly
Sometimes I am hot
Sometimes I’m poetic
Sometimes I am not
Sometimes I will lead
Sometimes I will follow
Sometimes I am nice
Sometimes it is hollow.

Sometimes I will flutter
Sometimes I will soar
Sometimes I’m electric
Sometimes I’m a bore
Sometimes I’m ambivalent
Although I’m not sure.
-bondi

but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true.
it is such a quiet poem. if that makes any sense.

ddd35

Jul 5 2007, 09:19 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 08:13 AM)

...that was hilarious!

I just had to laugh my ass off when they sis that stint ...

Gnappster

Jul 5 2007, 02:03 PM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 05:34 PM)

Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.

Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to".

Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today...
"In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"

too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed.

but that's OK as I'm phasing that sort of thing out in favour of more dirty limericks.
There once was a man named Enis...

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 06:21 AM)

did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ?

no

bondiguy

Jul 6 2007, 01:33 AM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 11:21 PM)

did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ?

NOOOOO???

Post it here!

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 4 2007, 01:19 AM)

but, now that i re-read this one...it is so true.
it is such a quiet poem. if that makes any sense.

Perfect sense, you read and understood it just as I had wanted one too

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 6 2007, 05:03 AM)

too bad many of the disturbing pics I posted here have been removed.

but that's OK as I'm phasing that sort of thing out in favour of more dirty limericks.
There once was a man named Enis...

Haha you should start writing them on the men's room wall!

bondiguy

Jul 6 2007, 02:41 AM

Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours

Catch ya all soon

ddd35

Jul 6 2007, 08:56 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 12:41 AM)

Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours

Catch ya all soon

you lucky dog and hey dont forget the pictures ...

baby21

Jul 6 2007, 12:25 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 02:41 AM)

Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours

Catch ya all soon

ddd35

Jul 6 2007, 01:59 PM

QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 6 2007, 10:25 AM)

hey that ( how to ) class that evade is teaching is really paying off .

bondiguy

Jul 6 2007, 10:34 PM

QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 7 2007, 03:25 AM)

What a range of emotions!

I have to say I am suffering from 2 consecutive nights of over indulgence but I had a seriously good time.

Being a judge was tough arduous work I tell ya

ALl the girls were extra nice to us when we chatted with them trying to secure our votes haha. To top it off we had free alcohol all night.... ahh life is grand!

misschickie

Jul 7 2007, 02:43 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 11:41 PM)

Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours

Catch ya all soon

It is good to be bondi.

misschickie

Jul 7 2007, 03:02 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 10:33 PM)

NOOOOO???

Post it here!

Homer for President

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 5 2007, 10:33 PM)

Perfect sense, you read and understood it just as I had wanted one too

ddd35

Jul 7 2007, 09:41 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 7 2007, 01:02 AM)

Homer for President

chickie thanks for looking that up for me , that just cracks me up ...

misschickie

Jul 7 2007, 12:26 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 7 2007, 06:41 AM)

chickie thanks for looking that up for me , that just cracks me up ...

#6...lol

ddd35

Jul 7 2007, 01:57 PM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 7 2007, 10:26 AM)

#6...lol

yeah 6 was my fav as well

bondiguy

Jul 7 2007, 09:12 PM

It's great to be bondi sometimes.....

Thanks for posting the link

OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3

ddd35

Jul 8 2007, 08:14 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 7 2007, 07:12 PM)

It's great to be bondi sometimes.....

Thanks for posting the link

OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3

spider pig , spider pig ,

misschickie

Jul 9 2007, 04:31 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 7 2007, 06:12 PM)

It's great to be bondi sometimes.....

Thanks for posting the link

OMG number 4 was funny as was number 3

all things are possible with YouTube.

ddd35

Jul 9 2007, 09:05 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 9 2007, 02:31 AM)

all things are possible with YouTube.

oh how true ...

Gnappster

Jul 9 2007, 11:43 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 7 2007, 01:02 AM)

Homer for President

bondiguy

Jul 10 2007, 01:03 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 9 2007, 07:31 PM)

all things are possible with YouTube.

The best site since RMM and Google

ddd35

Jul 10 2007, 08:45 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 9 2007, 11:03 PM)

The best site since RMM and Google

id 2nd that ..

Gnappster

Jul 10 2007, 01:08 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 12:41 AM)

Forgot to mention I am a very lucky man sometimes.

My company, or more particular one of my brands is sponsoring local heats for the annual Miss Indy competition tonight at a local hotel.

The hotel asked that someone from my company be a judge tonight at the swimsuit competition heats and my name was generously put forward! I tell you, life is tough sometimes.

I will be notifying all competing women before the heat that I am easily bribed by sexual favours

Catch ya all soon

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 6 2007, 08:34 PM)

What a range of emotions!

I have to say I am suffering from 2 consecutive nights of over indulgence but I had a seriously good time.

Being a judge was tough arduous work I tell ya

ALl the girls were extra nice to us when we chatted with them trying to secure our votes haha. To top it off we had free alcohol all night.... ahh life is grand!

sometimes I think I have things too good. When those rare moments arrise, I just think of bondi's "predicament" and I'm knocked back down a few pegs where I belong

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 9 2007, 11:03 PM)

The best site since RMM and Google

homerize used to be good

Gnappster

Jul 11 2007, 12:36 PM

Kind of interesting and makes me feel old.
Nirvana baby turns 16

bondiguy

Jul 12 2007, 12:05 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 11 2007, 04:08 AM)

sometimes I think I have things too good. When those rare moments arrise, I just think of bondi's "predicament" and I'm knocked back down a few pegs where I belong

homerize used to be good

Yeah I am a long time sufferer of human injustice

Yeah WTF is up with that place? I haven;t been able to specifically reference exact scenes with framegrabs forever!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 12 2007, 03:36 AM)

Kind of interesting and makes me feel old.
Nirvana baby turns 16

That is some crazy shit! Great little article thanks for the link mate

bondiguy

Jul 12 2007, 12:24 AM

Hey fuckers the other day I got the professional photos from my wedding from our photographer along with all the digital negatives so i am gonna throw some on my myspace page... check em out if ya know the digs

belicked6924

Jul 12 2007, 04:08 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 06:34 PM)

A page "jump to".

I know, I'm usually late with these things but there is a page jump to pop-up available by clicking on very first box of the page listing towards the top of the page:

[attachmentid=48081]

misschickie

Jul 12 2007, 11:47 AM

QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 12 2007, 01:08 AM)

I know, I'm usually late with these things but there is a page jump to pop-up available by clicking on very first box of the page listing towards the top of the page:

[attachmentid=48081]

wow, thank you!!! especially for the visual!

misschickie

Jul 12 2007, 11:50 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 11 2007, 09:36 AM)

Kind of interesting and makes me feel old.
Nirvana baby turns 16

that is interesting, good link
...and pretty much everything makes me feel old.

Gnappster

Jul 12 2007, 12:39 PM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 12 2007, 09:47 AM)

wow, thank you!!! especially for the visual!

you can now triple your productivity!

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 12 2007, 09:50 AM)

that is interesting, good link
...and pretty much everything makes me feel old.

talk to evade for a bit, it will make you feel young.

misschickie

Jul 12 2007, 12:56 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 12 2007, 09:39 AM)

you can now triple your productivity!
talk to evade for a bit, it will make you feel young.

thanks, boss!

gnappy is on like a light bulb!!!

Gnappster

Jul 12 2007, 01:12 PM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 12 2007, 10:56 AM)

thanks, boss!

gnappy is on like a light bulb!!!

and that's the tooth!

misschickie

Jul 12 2007, 10:25 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 12 2007, 10:12 AM)

and that's the tooth!

bondiguy

Jul 13 2007, 12:03 AM

QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 12 2007, 07:08 PM)

I know, I'm usually late with these things but there is a page jump to pop-up available by clicking on very first box of the page listing towards the top of the page:

[attachmentid=48081]

Wow thanks for the tip space coyote!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2007, 03:39 AM)

you can now triple your productivity!

I do that but just typing Y

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2007, 03:39 AM)

talk to evade for a bit, it will make you feel young.

Bwahahaha

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2007, 04:12 AM)

and that's the tooth!

Why i laugh?

misschickie

Jul 15 2007, 03:47 PM

Bondi,
My original intention of going through your entire 411 was to find more of your poetic writings. Along the way, I have been reading many of your posts and opinions, rants, ideas, wedding thoughts...you are funny, clever, sarcastic (

) creative, sensitive, easygoing, opinionated...etc. It has been a very enjoyable experience so far. Mrs. Bondi is a lucky woman, as I am sure you are equally lucky to have her. You are quite a guy.

chickie

Gnappster

Jul 15 2007, 04:37 PM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 15 2007, 01:47 PM)

Bondi,
My original intention of going through your entire 411 was to find more of your poetic writings. Along the way, I have been reading many of your posts and opinions, rants, ideas, wedding thoughts...you are funny, clever, sarcastic (

) creative, sensitive, easygoing, opinionated...etc. It has been a very enjoyable experience so far. Mrs. Bondi is a lucky woman, as I am sure you are equally lucky to have her. You are quite a guy.

chickie

best...attachment.. ever

COMEDYMAN

Jul 15 2007, 04:41 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 15 2007, 04:37 PM)

best...attachment.. ever

Bunni

Jul 15 2007, 05:38 PM

Hey Bondi...

you gave me the link to post here but didn't tell me what I was supposed to write...
Let me know soon

Till then hope actions speak louder than words

See ya around

B.

bondiguy

Jul 16 2007, 01:04 AM

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 16 2007, 06:47 AM)

Bondi,
My original intention of going through your entire 411 was to find more of your poetic writings. Along the way, I have been reading many of your posts and opinions, rants, ideas, wedding thoughts...you are funny, clever, sarcastic (

) creative, sensitive, easygoing, opinionated...etc. It has been a very enjoyable experience so far. Mrs. Bondi is a lucky woman, as I am sure you are equally lucky to have her. You are quite a guy.

chickie

Well I may just post some more petic ramblings but that post was about the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me here at RMM

I like to believe I am very lucky to be with Mrs Bondi, but yes, I am all of those things you said above. Sometimes being opinionated doesn't go down with everyone on a message forum but why else are people here other than opinions?

It is far too easy for people to hide behind the annonymity of the internet but eventually someone's true personality is going to shine through and after so long here I am sure mine has over the thousands of innane posts I have made.

I don't think I can say anymore, I am sincerely flattered

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 16 2007, 08:38 AM)

Hey Bondi...

you gave me the link to post here but didn't tell me what I was supposed to write...
Let me know soon

Till then hope actions speak louder than words

See ya around

B.

I didn't expect you to post words

I was looking for this

Seriously though just you saying hi will boost my little thread tenfold

bondiguy

Jul 16 2007, 01:40 AM

A sappy love poem i wrote for my wife to read the morning we got married....

AN ODE TO YOU
My love, I love
With words unsaid,
I need not preach
The word is spread,
My coloured eyes
Of deep shade red,
You’ve made my heart
Float in my head,
With satin sheets
Now on my bed,
With bated Breath
Until we wed.
-bondi

ddd35

Jul 16 2007, 08:38 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 15 2007, 11:40 PM)

A sappy love poem i wrote for my wife to read the morning we got married....

AN ODE TO YOU
My love, I love
With words unsaid,
I need not preach
The word is spread,
My coloured eyes
Of deep shade red,
You’ve made my heart
Float in my head,
With satin sheets
Now on my bed,
With bated Breath
Until we wed.
-bondi

WOW Bondi thats good ..

Gnappster

Jul 16 2007, 11:38 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 15 2007, 11:40 PM)

A sappy love poem i wrote for my wife to read the morning we got married....

AN ODE TO YOU
My love, I love
With words unsaid,
I need not preach
The word is spread,
My coloured eyes
Of deep shade red,
You’ve made my heart
Float in my head,
With satin sheets
Now on my bed,
With bated Breath
Until we wed.
-bondi

you sure have a way with words. I can write and I can draw, but when it comes to poetic verse I just can't come up with stuff like that.
Did you also sign it "bondi" for your wife?

bondiguy

Jul 17 2007, 12:19 AM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 16 2007, 11:38 PM)

WOW Bondi thats good ..

Thank you kind sir

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 17 2007, 02:38 AM)

you sure have a way with words. I can write and I can draw, but when it comes to poetic verse I just can't come up with stuff like that.
Did you also sign it "bondi" for your wife?

See I can't draw for shit but give me paper and a pen, or a keyboard and screen and I can write for hours!

No, I use a psyeudonym(sp?) when I write outside of RMM

Bunni

Jul 17 2007, 10:17 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 16 2007, 01:40 AM)

A sappy love poem i wrote for my wife to read the morning we got married....

AN ODE TO YOU
My love, I love
With words unsaid,
I need not preach
The word is spread,
My coloured eyes
Of deep shade red,
You’ve made my heart
Float in my head,
With satin sheets
Now on my bed,
With bated Breath
Until we wed.
-bondi

Good job...
will you be my husband pleeeeeeeeeese

Bunni

Jul 17 2007, 10:21 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 16 2007, 01:04 AM)

Well I may just post some more petic ramblings but that post was about the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me here at RMM

I like to believe I am very lucky to be with Mrs Bondi, but yes, I am all of those things you said above. Sometimes being opinionated doesn't go down with everyone on a message forum but why else are people here other than opinions?

It is far too easy for people to hide behind the annonymity of the internet but eventually someone's true personality is going to shine through and after so long here I am sure mine has over the thousands of innane posts I have made.

I don't think I can say anymore, I am sincerely flattered

I didn't expect you to post words

I was looking for this

Seriously though just you saying hi will boost my little thread tenfold

Hi, doesn't work.. I have learnt from experience. This will though, I hope...

My shopping from couple of weeks back.
Now maybe you will marry me too

nybandit

Jul 17 2007, 11:11 PM

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 17 2007, 10:21 PM)

Hi, doesn't work.. I have learnt from experience. This will though, I hope...

My shopping from couple of weeks back.
Now maybe you will marry me too

wow

bondiguy

Jul 18 2007, 12:27 AM

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 18 2007, 01:17 PM)

Good job...
will you be my husband pleeeeeeeeeese

I will have to move to Egypt to keep you both but I'm happy to do so!

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 18 2007, 01:21 PM)

Hi, doesn't work.. I have learnt from experience. This will though, I hope...

My shopping from couple of weeks back.
Now maybe you will marry me too

Thanks for the pic, what an outstanding body, I can't say it enough!

Also...... I DO! Can we start our honeymoon now?

Gnappster

Jul 18 2007, 12:13 PM

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 17 2007, 08:21 PM)

Hi, doesn't work.. I have learnt from experience. This will though, I hope...

My shopping from couple of weeks back.
Now maybe you will marry me too

Hubba

Hubba!

ddd35

Jul 18 2007, 01:14 PM

QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 17 2007, 08:21 PM)

Hi, doesn't work.. I have learnt from experience. This will though, I hope...

My shopping from couple of weeks back.
Now maybe you will marry me too

damn thats a really nice purchase ..

bondiguy

Jul 19 2007, 12:32 AM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 19 2007, 04:14 AM)

damn thats a really nice purchase ..

is purchase code for rack?

Bunni

Jul 19 2007, 01:00 AM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 18 2007, 01:14 PM)

damn thats a really nice purchase ..

Are you talkin' about my lingerie or my tits ?

I agree both were expensive but look good