You mean I. Ron Butterfly?

Hi Honey Bunny! How are things over there?

Damn u stole my Guy Incognito line



Oh I'll have to check em out... I havent checked the rating page for a few days as I have been a little busy (drunk)




I try and mix it up from the usual, "Hi, your so fucking hot, your tits are good" rhetoric bullshit 99% of the other plebs leave for pic comments.

What did I say that so caught your eye??? I am glad I made an impression



G'day sexy
I went out last night for work and hit some bars to talk up a new range of Tequila's we are importing and to buy some key bar owners and key bartenders drinks all night. Got pretty hammered but I did it for free and actually got paid to do so... im tired now though

oooh, can I borrow that line?


you are my hero.

That line is AWESOME!!! I tried it at a bar one time, and this really hot chick threw beer right in my face. At first I was a little surprised, but then I realized it was just her way of buying me a drink. What a nice gal.

wow, that's happened to you too!

All the time. Apparently chicks love giving me free beer.

Well I'm not quite that lucky. It was a wine cooler. I tried to tell her I don't like coolers but she was so enamoured by me that she couldn't even talk or look at me.

I have that same effect on women most times. Lately I have to wear a mask to hide my strikingly good looks just so women aren't so intimiated by them.

wow... you two are like hot_mama and clincar... just wind you up and let you go...















...well, except for the not annoying part... or the fugly part... or the "you're actually funny from time to time part"...1

you don't think much of me, do you boy?

No, sir. Just saw that one last week.

Feel free to use it...

and thank you.. I do my part to support the local economy



That was funny on so many levels

Well doesn't it suck when no one visits your 411???

I was going to post this somewhere and here is as good as any. I want to start sharing with the small group who visit this thread some good Aussie bands etc that would otherwise not make it to your shores.. and perhaps you can do the same?

Check out a band called Augie March, in particular a song called One Crowded Hour... it is an amazing song!

Also I do not know if anyone has heard of a band called Silverchair? It is hard to choose just one song, but try "Greatest View" or "After All These years" or basically anything from their album "Diorama"

Ok... well im off to cook myself some Nachos, then eat them while drinking beer and watching sports

actually that is really wierd that you mention Silverchair.... i always thought it was weird that no one else know who they were. back in the day, i was prob in 5th grade, my friend had a cd of thiers and we used to listen to it all the time. i have since forgotten any of the songs but now that you bring it up, i might have to download some.

What CD was the one you used to listen to? They started recording when they were 14/15 and their first 2 albums were very grunge like/fuck you type of rock n roll... the last 2 are more atmospheric and just beautifully put together pieces of musical artwork. Google Diorama, get the song list and start downloading... start with the 2 songs I mention

Try that Augie March song too... it is amazing

I haven't heard any new Silverchair stuff. About 5-10 years ago I listened to their music and was always blown away that kids that young could produce that kind of great music.
I'll check out some of their newer stuff.
What the hell, I'll check out Augie March too.

Daniel Johns (Lead singer/songwriter) is a musical genius... and had he been born an American and not suffered a severe illness a few years back he'd be bigger than U2 and nickelback but with 5 times the talent of both combined

But not as good as Britney Spears though right?

now that bitch sure knows how to plant a seed.

lets not go crazy... did you see the film clip to Hit me Baby One More Time???

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that pic and pen's presence in this thread = one very lucky Bondi

WOW... a female has enetered my 411... and she is showing her boobs

Thanks Pen

Is it approved?.

Post some more pics and he'll tell you

not only that, it's Bondi Approved ™

And there I was thinking you didnt like them

Big, round, perky, sitting on a hot body.... ticking all the boxes

Now reward my kind words with another great pic


just kidding


ok n, im serious

I hope it works!!!

no luck as yet

D'oh!!!

Maybe it would have worked better in my 411

Oh no, you're dillusional!

Anyway fuckers im off with board under my arm to the beach

enjoy the forthcoming weekend guys amd girls

have a beer for me

right back attcha. well, except for the amd part. and the board under my arm part. and the part about the beach too. other than that, right back attcha !

you take the board with you? that's dedication!

have a good time and I shall have a beer for each one of RMM's members.

whoa! how you gonna get through the weekend on only like 18,000 beers

So you'll be drinking beer



How else will my board get there? And without a board you cant surf!

Later guys

of course. and the delusional part, too, don't forget.

have a great weekend.

it's not light beer or anything



I was referring to the message board...ahh nevermind

Oh, no, I get it. It's very clever. how is that working out for you?

That totally reminded of 40 year old virgin " I respect women. I respect women so much I completely stay away from them" lol God that's a funny movie. Now go fuck a goat.

Nice work

Now a question of ettiquette, as I pass do I give you the ass or the crotch

done and done...and I mean DONE!

if I have to hear one more time about your goat-fucking escapades, I swear I'm going to throw up... and by throw up i mean beg for pictures... I mean, um, you're a sicko pervert.

I love that part. I laughed my ass off when he said that cuz I've often had that same conversation in my head myself.

And then you try and do the side thing where you dont give them ass or crotch but the aisles/leg room is just not big enough!

btw I am sporting the worlds greatest hangover this morning.... damn alcohol

i totally almost thought you were about to say you were sporting the worlds greatest woody....

now im disappointed