Or Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Private

sorry for some reason that was the popular one when i was in high school...make all the jokes you want lol

Yeah thats the kinda thing im talking about.

I like to do it with new films that I have not seen or heard of a porno being made about, it's good to see if you can come up with the title before the porn companies do

Guess one could be Wild Hogs = Wild Hoes...was the quickest thing i could come up with off the top of my head

Yeah thats a good one, lame movei but possibility for a good porno

lol quite possibly...or...
The Hills Have Eyes II = The Whores Have Pussies II, i'm horrible at this, one too many beers tonight lol

Hmmmm, usually beers make me funnier, well to me anyway

I get funny too when drunk, but i end up making ppl laugh cuz i dance uncontrollably to crappy old school music, my freshman year of university i got hammered in front of my new roommates and ended up busting a move to the hampster dance song for about 10 mins lol

If there's a better way to spend a wednesday morning... I don't wanna hear it

thanks for the bode of confidence lol...sad part is i try to forget it but either my friends remind me or i have flashbacks of my own as i wasn't drunk enough to not remember it

Damn friends... always there to remind you of the shit you desperately try and forget!

yeah and what makes it worse is if they get too drunk to remember there was always someone with a camera that will have the pictures as proof and to hold ransom against you lol

The camera phone has been both the best and worst invention since the light bulb

especially if it is a camera phone that can also take video lol

Oh yeah.... why is it that these video/camera phones are only ever used for evil?

I mean you don't see lady next door filming her daughters first steps, you only see drunken buffoonery or sexual acts on these things?

because more people take pride in witnessing other people's worst moments lol...i can't remember the exact saying or whatever where people take joy in other people's suffering lol

(forgive the spelling)

Nooo, I don't know what schadenfreude means but please tell me cause im dying to know!!!

I do believe that is from the whacking day episode is it not?

I believe it is when Flanders store the Leftorium goes bankrupt... could be wrong?

Or the other two that come to mind is when lisa is afraid of the "simpson" gene or when she becomes a vegetarian...

definitely not Simpsons gene, pretty sure not the Vege one either

yeah not when the vegetarian episode has one of the best sequences ever...

Homer: It's just a lil dirty it's still good it's still good...It's just a lil slimey it's still good it's still good...it's just a lil airborn it's still good it's still good
Bart: It's gone
Homer: I know

Meanwhile:
Mr. Burns: Smithers I think i'll donate $1 Million to the local orphange..........when pigs fly!
[pig flies by window]
Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now sir?
Mr. Burns: No I think not

Or the song... "you don't win friends with salad"

Or when Lisa brings out the tomato soup and gets laughed at, ou can hear Barney yell, "Go back to Russia!"

Sooo many memories

amazing how one episode provides so many memories

"A Hot Beef Injection" or "One Whopper for the Copper"

I really think you guys just had a moment



I think the Bare Wench Project is playing again tonight on HBO.

And if my thread wasn't already a haven for Simpsons nerds

What abut ham? Bacon? Pork Chops??

They're from the same animal dad!

Oh right lisa, some wonderful, magical animal hehe

Hmmmm sounds like goood watching

What are some new movies? I'll think of some titles

Hmmmmm give me a minute I will go pull some of the Theater web site.

300
Ghost Rider
Wild Hogs
The Number 23
Zodiac
Shooter
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

do your worst

.Ghost Rider
2.Bridge to Terabithia
3.Norbit
4.Music and Lyrics
5.Tyler Perry's Daddy's Little Girl
6.Breach
7.Hannibal Rising
8.Because I Said So
9.Night at the Museum
10.The Messengers

300 on 1
Ghosts Ride Her
Wild Hoes
The Number 69
Shoot-her face
Teenage mutant inya turtle (That one sucked haha)

There is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie out?? Wow Shoot I seen all the movies back when I was like 10. That is when I was big into Simpson's too I had a lot of Simpson stuff. LOL



How about
Wild Whores
Gang Bang number 23
Squirter
Teenage mutant ninja midgets

1. done
2.Bridget and Tabitha
3. More Clit
4. Muckus and licking
5. (Do I even need to change that one?)
6. Anal breach
7. Hannibal's rising
8. I never say no
9. Night inside Ms Museum
10.(Wow thats hard one)

Yeah I didnt konw there was a TMNT movie out

My childhood all over again!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

It's not being released in Australia till April 5th, it opens here March 23rd in the US and Canada.

Thats the shit... im gonna see that when I get back from O/S



Thank you, it's pretty easy, I see the smut in everyhthing

Plus, I have done it a bunch of times!

Must be hard to be taken seriously if you see the smut in everything, how many times youbeen slapped for making an inappropriate comment to a lady lol

Haha do whores count as ladies?

Nah i never say anything disrespectful to ladies, believe it or not im quite curteous toward women. I just can switch my maturity off at times and joke around like a smutty teenager!

So today is officially my last day at work as a single man. Over the next 10 days I have a lot of things on my plate and I'll be busy doing last minute stuff for my upcoming wedding.

I'll try and pop one once or twice before the big day just to say hey but more or less im outta here for a while.

rock on people

-bondi

Have a good time, lots of laughs a few tears lots of sex and lots of drinks.

Yeah but what about the wedding?

Seriously, gotta go!

Catch ya soon ppl

That was the few tears

The 69th Sense and the Sopornos are two I actually watched.





haha true enough





You are correct, sir.


haha, for a few years after that I thought Gespacho(sp?) was a Russian dish


10 days off of work to prepare huh. So you'll be cramming in all that stuff at 10pm the day before the wedding?





HEY-OH!

Wow. this thread was busy last night. I'd comment on all of it, but that would require commenting on all of it.

anyway, hope your planning goes as planned.

Stop by and keep us posted on the details.

So now since your officially almost starting your absence, I'll have to step it up a notch around here. Gnappy and I will keep it whored up around here best we can.

Rock on

What a response...

I knew I couldn't be wrong with my placement of a simpsons reference to actual episode!

Yeah, as u can see im working my arse off haha. Well I hade some owed days off, meeting tomorrow (friday) and then next week im free from work. I just posted the above because im not sure of the frequency of which I'll be posting over the next few days, what with being home and all.





Well im here spontaneously over the next week but after that, im pulling you outta work for 4-5 weeks and you'll be working on the whore duties full time!

haha spotted

Well done

So today I found out little pieces of my itinerary for when I head to Mexico!

I will be flying from Osaka to Dallas, Texas. (Home state of Puppet and Kiana )

From there I fly to Mexico City and head to Cancun to spend a few days in that glorious city!

Does anyone when Spring Break is on for American College students who like to show their breasts during Wet T Shirt comps?

It varies from state to state but I know it will usually start somewhere between the second week of march to through the first week of April depending on the school.

go to MTV .com they will have a time and place for there spring breaks ,it varies greatly by college and coastal city .

basically if you go to the clubs in cancun, you'll be seeing tits regardless of when you go.