YOUR OLD!! hahahhaha

YOUR OLD!! hahahhaha

Im not the one with the short term memory loss!

Hi, I'm bob, nice to meet you

Hi, I'm bob, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Hi I am Bondi, welcome to the boards



Thanks, I forgot your name. I am Bondi, what's your name?

Above was my introductory post in my 411 and after 2 years I think it needs an update, so here goes;

For those that don't know me, my name is Bondiguy but my friends call me bondi! I live in Sydney, Australia, the most beautiful city in the world. I am 25 years of age. I am not here to pick up ladies but I do enjoy chatting with them, as for the most part, I find women alot more interesting to converse with than men. Having said that I am a guy's guy I love sports, beer, boobs etc

I am married and have been so for 6 months now. As I said I am a sporty type of guy , I love Football (rugby leage), Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and whilst I no longer play in a band I do play the occasional party for a friend but it is more of a personal love for me than a profession. That and I realised I am not that good! I love a beer with my mates and just living and loving life in general.

I have made some actual friends here which I thought would never happen. I have never posted on a message forum before this and to be honest I was never much of an internet guru. I discovered this place while surfing for porn whilst I was off work with a fractured elbow. Skate-boarding IS a crime! haha

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!

Oh and I sell alcohol for a living

Hey there bondi.

Welcome to the boards, Bondi. You seem pretty cool so far for a noob. You should check out the FAQs, which will help you out quite a bit around here. and Remember to read and search before starting a new thread. Nobody likes to read the same crap over and over. We've done lots of whoring around here and chances are if you thought of something now, we've thought about it already before. Other than that, just lay back and enjoy the friendly banter and the sexy women of RMM.

two things I should prepare you for.

First, make sure to brush up on your Simpsons trivia.

Second, watch out for that 3d character.

See ya 'round the boards

p.s. There's a really hot girl here named Gnappster. It's a shame she took all her pics down for personal reasons. But if you PM her some cock pics, she'll send you some awesome pics of her in return.

Why would you update your 411 when you could have just created a duplicate 411 thread


send some of that this way!


some timeless advice


oooh, she's in for some lovin!

Thanks for the tip Bobaloo... I am not much of a Simpsons fan but I will brush up on some trivia... D'ah!

Ohhh and gnappy hey? here come a barrage of cock pics!



Thats a novel idea...


Why don't u just come and get it?

D'ah!

It's like b'oh, only better

Snah



Holy shit! I think I just HAD a stroke.... what a gorgeous body, nice pose too!

Put a bondi sign in it somewhere and I'll throw into my illustrious hall of fame montage below!

mmmmmmm













let me say it again, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
you have one smoking body b2bc!


Those aren't even words!

Bobaloo is thrusting in the direction of the hotness.



bah!


that's what I would have said had you not said ti first.

Ooh yeah!

kah

Infinately better than reading simpsons quotes

phum!

I'd never dispute that... but u gotta fill the time between the breasts somehow?

Now there is a body that needs no improvement!!!!!

Beautiful, Bsbc.

screw Bondi......I would stroke you and me all night.......that pic is so redicuously hot.....

I want some B2bc.....

sorry Bondi....

I hope she does!

If she were there, why would you still be stroking yourself?

It reminds me of weird science when Gary and Wyatt (or whatever their names are) are showering with the hot girl and they're standing there in their jeans.

wow, a trifecta. all three theres in a row. They don't call me Nerd for nothing

I thought that two when I read that post... oh and good reference!



I just called you nerd because of your sexual inabilities... now I have another reason! haha

In all seriousness though 3d's still trying to work out if you used them all in the right context!

Damn B2B really knows how to leave lovin.. and actually got the thread on topic.. which should last aboutttttttt...... WTF is that a kangaroo in your pocket!!!

well ya got it on topic for while .

What the fuck, can't you think for yourself?



bondi loves your distractions

oh, no, you got it a little mixed up. That's why they call me "loser"


3d just looked it up and he told me you meant to say "rite contest."



I was thinking the exact same thing.

(Does posting this make me a hypocrite?)

Ahhh gotcha

I think you meant rite kontest

Kinda... but I'll allow it

Why take the time ?

It might get that brain ticking over for the first time in a decade or so?

Those of you with my facebook can check out a movie I'm just adding now shot on a night out at my work conference... it's been edited and it's a bit of a montage but it's pretty sweet

Waddup people?

Slightly under the weather today due to a Sunday night wedding with an open bar, a lethal combination.

What I have noticed for a good hangover remedy is nude females gracing my thread...

Does this help

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I didn't want u to feel pressured to posting self nudes penman

my thread has finally become as empty as barney's beer glass....

I saw this on the news yesterday.

I hope you were there and told them all about this place.

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Wow it made the news all the way over there???

I posted all about it in the "My Hometown" thread in Shoot The Breeze... alas I wasn't there, you think they would have made a public notice to let everyone know, I was at work but if I knew I'd have been down there in a flash handing out flyers

Yeah. I heard about it on the AM radio when I was on the back of the truck. I was thinking, Damn, bondi had better be there taking pictures.

If I had known, I would have been there too!


Strange....I thought they only announced the Ragu Festival on the AM radio (great reference btw )

It is also good for keeping up with current events.

Have good mosh-pitting!

I thnk you've got a knot there.

You buttonhooked me. I didn't know you were going to buttonhook me.


You'd better knot mention that again

hello, bobaloo, salutations!
what were you doing, playing the football...throwing it around like the boys?