It could be worse, could be Cash Converters

you have those there too?

I used to work at Denny's. Home of the Grand Slam and the shitty tips.


not quite. It's more like a discount roadside restaurant. However, the one I worked at was a little higher class than most... our patrons usually had all their teeth.

As Jack Larson would say, "Classy!"

Uh huh



So it's somewhere to take my new wife next Valentine's day?

If Bondi gets found under two tons of cowshit that drops out of the sky, what do you wanna bet 3D is flying the plane? Don't look up now!

And here is a sighting of 3d's plane with his co-pilot

Hey Bob, sorry i forgot to reply to your post a while ago about wedding music.

We are dancing to a song called "Better Together" by jack Johnson.

I am playing a song called "Unbreakable" by a local band called Evermore.

other songs to feature throughout the day will be;

Woman by Wolfmother
Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet
Kiss Me by Six Pence None The Richer
Everlong by Foo Fighters
You and Me by Lifehouse
Even When I'm Sleeping by Leonardo's Bride
Forever by Ben Harper

and others I probably cant think of right now!

Heard a couple, a few I have not.

Gald to see Highway to Hell not making an appearance

yeah, considering that was such a hit at my wedding, I thought it was just another wedding music staple.

Some great choices. that kiss me song was good, but I got sick of it after they played it in that she's all that movie. But considering that the movie hasn't been released by you yet, it's still all good.

I like the jack johnson song, though, and the Jet song too. Don't know the evermore one. Looks like I'll be perusing Myspace soon.

Yeah a few Aussie bands in there so that's to be expected. not the traditional music you'd expect at a wedding but im really not the type for the same old music!



Can u imagine that song being played at a wedding???

You don't have to be a genius to figure this out:

Oh, I can and did and am still laughing. I also know a recently engaged couple that should not be getting married. I think I will request it at their wedding.

Where do you find that shit? haha



I know of a recently married couple where the groom tried to get his bride to walk down the aisle to "The Final Countdown"

Needless to say he didn't get his way

That's so corny it would be funny as hell. Well to me at least

I'd laugh.

Yeah, It's kinda like the funny cause they're not me type of thing

So bondi, I was looking up flight information to see if I can afford to crash your wedding for the free booze. what's the airport code of the closest airport?

Airport Code?

The Sydney Internation Airport is called the Kingsford Smith International Airport.

As for the airport code I have NFI what your talking about!

Thanks to the monopoly that Qantas and AA have on the LA to Sydney route the prices tend to be as high if not higher than flying Sydney to Heathrow despite being a difference of up to 10 hours between the two flights

I could ask my wife, she's a travel agent. Half the time she refers to cities by airport codes out of habit and I never know what place she's talking about.

I have never heard of airport codes, I guess im oblivious.

Would it be on my ticket that I have for my honeymoon trip to Europe? If so where and I'll check?

I just looked it up. and for your future reference, the airport code for the airport in Sydney is SYD.

Holy fuck. i just looked up the prices. Gnappy and I together could not drink enough to pay for that flight even if I stuffed him in my luggage like I did last time.

Your wife should hook us up with itinerary to go to Bondi's wedding.

I sleep in a drawer.

I'm on it!

SYD, who would have thought? hahaha

I told you it would be high on account of the above mentioned monopoly/duopoly. Out of interest how much is it?



Oh god, I better warn the Federal Police

that'd be fucking awesome. Can you imagine trying to explain to all our SOs who the hell we all are and how we know each other...

Hmmmm that'd be a pickle!

Bondi - This is Bob, I met him when I was in Chicago and Gnappy, i met him when I was in Regina....

Mrs Bondi - But you have never been to those places

Bondi - Oh....

that's when you know it's time to play the secret agent card.

In an Arnie accent like True Lies... "I'm a spy!"

Love the new av. Wish I'd thought of that.

Thought I'd drop by and show you my split ends.

I need a hair cut.

Haha thanks... I thought it was pretty funny



Split Ends? Ohhh I get it now, it took me a while to look past those magnificent breasts!

My fiance is a hairdresser, should I get her to give you a trim?

Please allow me to say two things

1) that could get interesting
2) If it does get interesting... PICS?!

I'll see what I can do!

On a side note I fully "borrowed" your idea to go along with my note and I am getting a bracelet for my fiance althought it is of a different style to the one you chose and its gold... but thanks for the idea mate

Sweet. It is actually a great idea and one that can help make a guy look sensitive to his girl. But even better, is that when your girl talks to her girls, they'll be oohing and awing over your sensitivity, thereby solidifying what a great guy you are.

It's fun saying that in an Arnold voice. C'mon try it!




I'll give you a haricut, but I insist on you being topless.


Does she make out with other girls topless like Nat's hairdresser. And more importantly does she let you take pics?


Women are going to want to have sex with you, and we want them to think they can.

Ahhh, I am great aren't I? haha

I enlisted the help of her younger sister to pass on the letter and the gift and she helped pick out the bracelet. DOes this mean I may have sex with all the bridesmaids?




If she does, I hope she starts doing more hair at home rather than the salon. Oh and I have hidden CCTV cameras everywhere!

spotted. If I explain it to bondigirl that way I'm sure she'll understand

While I still have not yet reached that milestone, I remain hopeful.

Hmmm, life's not like the stuff you see on Porno then is it?

well, not for me anyway. I even became a delivery man just to see if that shit really happened, but alas, people actually wanted their packages, not mine.

Have you tried Pizza Boy or Pool Cleaner? TV Repair man?

Well I'll let you know if I have any luck

ARGH!!! now whey didn't I ever think of TV repairman???

I'll submit my application tomorrow.

Good luck and don't forget to use cheesy innuendo

Like:
1) I found your problem. Looks like you're gonna need me to run some new cable.

2) Show me your set

3) Why don't you hold onto my cock while I work on this

bwahaha
that totally reminds me of the porn movie from The Big Lebowski..

I totally need to see that movie again. how can I forget such a classic moment.

that's my friend. She just came to use the shower... and act in this MFF scene.


the best part is when:

you can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?

Yeah thats the sort of material you need!

I need to plug this male connection into your female slot...
That's not an antenna im just happy to see you...
Bend over the TV set while I fuck you




now thats some gold comedy!

Also reminds me of a game I like to play with mates where we guess what the Porn Movie title will be for any new movies hitting the big screen.

Examples from the past include Forest Gump = Forest Hump etc