he's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!!!

my favorite line in the song is... see my loafers, former gophers....

jusdt thought you'd like to know that.

Nah not really ...

Yeah cause he slow's it down.... OR

Either that, or skin my chauffers

did you guys hear something?

hummmm no Guess we didnt

I heard something muffled... almost like it was blacked out?

weve gone to white out its much easier !!!!

white out is the new black.

we've been plaid over here ever since he went to ludicrous speed.

Yeah what is it with old people and vests? I like the poodle for his noodle. lol

I'd like your poodle for my noodle

ok..although the pic of me is quites astounding above i might add..we've been talking about houses lately and not even saying what up in my thread. I decided since you boys are becoming a tad queer with you discussions and not giving props because you are to busy conversing about "life", i would drop by and add to your threads. I have been doing research on "your kind". LOL
Now i have to get this shit off my computer...... LOL LOL LOL

Hott has finally stooped to our level... burnin' fellow board members.

as for the burning that 3d is experiencing, that will probably go away after a couple days and is best prevented by using some type of lube.


And just to make things clearn, yes, hott, that pic of you above is quite astounding.

I see...



Damn isn't it protocol to burn 3d and evade? You ddint get the memo???

Don't play with fire babe.... I can conjur up some bad bad pics with my mate google

Sooo,

next week is old bondi's birthday. I feel I can legitamitely say old, im turning 25, kind of a landmark.

How did the rest of you feel about turning 25? Does it suck? I plan to drink my body weight in Jager, Cuervo and Beer this weekend to drown out any sorrows I have of turning such an age

umm, and the date is? Because I´m turning 25 next week too

The 12th... you'll see it next Tuesday on the Members Birthday list... what about urself?

17th

and I don´t know what to think about it...25? that I´m getting old officially? I´m closer to 30 than ever before? I remember when I turned 18, it was a great day and after that there hasn´t been any birthday that has something speacial meaning but this...I think I´m finally leaving my teenage behind (and yes, I have a 5-year-old son...)

And I´m too tired to throw a party this year...I just want to rest at home

Well you are half way to 30 and you only have 5 more 20's years to go... sucks huh?

I don't really remember turning 18 (bit of a haze haha) but 21 was a great night. Unlike you though I have no children and plan to drink 25 beers to celebrate this Sunday

I don't even really remember turning 25...I was probably too wasted haha.
But being 25, I remember not feeling very old.

But in a month I'll be 30! don't know how to feel about that.
On one hand I feel like I am officially getting old and I still don't know exactly what I want to do with my life, but on the otherhand, I am still trying to work out and run and stay in shape, I am eating better than I ever have and most people think I am younger than I am. And everyone here knows I don't act my age
I guess it boils down to, I don't mind getting older per se, but I don't want to be one of those fat, out of shape guys who is half dead and can barely walk a flight of stairs by the time they are 35. I like to watch Homer Simpsons, but I don't want to be him.

I always compare it to the alternative-it's either get older or die. Those are the only options, so I'm always glad to have made it thru another year.

25 was fine for me. though I was dating a 19-year-old at the time so I felt young. everything for me sounded fine till I hit 28. 28 is when it just sounded like an old person's kind of age. 29 wasn't as bad though. not that I really care about age though. As long as my pecker works, I'm happy.

Good Point!
























ya old fart

25? Hmmm, that was a few waves ago but the water is fine so come on it!!! No, 25 is still an age of discovery so have fun. You have the rest of your life to get serious!!!

And the old saying 'you are only as old as you feel' is true. Heck, I might be beyond 25 but I am nowhere near as old as people my age. I don't look it, or act like it (maybe that is the secret). I am Peter Pan......."I don't wanna grow up!"

I hope you have a great birthday Bondi, and I hope you might be able to catch a few waves to celebrate........along with the Jager, Cuervo & Beer. You might want to add your lady in there too as they can be a lot of fun for these celebrations!!

Happy Birthday in advance!!!

Body shots are a great way of mixing alcolhol and your lady. Or someone else's lady

Yeah dude 30 is rough... well I can imagine it would be. You make good points though. I may drink a bit which isn't great but I work out a bunch and like to think Im in reasonable shape, which makes me feel great.



And how

To others, thanks for the words of wisdom! I am going to subscribe to the old saying, "you're only as old as the woman you feel"... and thank god I am with a younger woman! haha

drinking is essential! it helps you blow off steam and when I'm drunk I feel younger and invincible and irresistable to the ladies.


I'll refrain from that burn. I'll let the others have a chance for once

It also gives you a photographic memory!


yeah I knew when I posted that, it sounded wrong but then I thought, whatever, I have been burnt before

Yeah I should do it really, just need to find at least one other person to drag along for company and ill prolly do it



Quality film

For anyone that cares I put some new pics on my myspace page today... if you dont know my address but wanna check it out, PM me and I'll hook you up

and for those who don't want to see bondi's pics but want to check out the profiles of some of his hot friends, you can PM him for that too.

hot friends you say? what was that profile again?

Yeah Tom is a real looker

Oh and I logged in and have a new pic comment....

I was like, mmmm who could it be?

It was Bob commenting on my belt buckle and fiancee's sexy arm

I didn't even notice the arm part til he pointed it out.



btw, Happy Birthday ya old bastard!
Seeing as it is tomorrow in Australia though, you are probabaly long since passed out.
Here's to hoping you don't choke on your own vomit.

You probably didn't even notice my comment on your pic.



You know, I was all ready to say happy bday when that time came, but ya beat me to the punch on a technicality. what a bunch of crap. Oh, well. I would done the same thing, but I have no idea if bondi is behind or ahead of us by half a day. You see, there were always hot girls in my geography classes, none of whom wanted to study with me... so i just stared at them through the whole class. All I remember about geography is that Canada seemed like an undesireable place to live, you know, all tucked away down there.

Anyway, not like any of this matters, because you're probably right. I bet he's passed out by now.

In any case, Happy birthday, Bondi. On this happy day, may the alochol be plentiful and the women boobiful.

Happy b day Bondi lots of luck with the lady friend ...

We border Rand McNalley so that's not surprising.

Good news... I didn't choke on my own vomit!

We are half a day or more ahead Bob, hence why everyone says Im from the future.

Thanks for the BDAY wishes, I had a pretty big couple of days

9000 bitches...

Ok.....enough of the "i don't know how 30 feels but i am going to be so sad boo hooo boo hooo".... bullshit. Some of us are 30+ right pay?

Now...Happy birthday big boy. I am sending you a pm as we type and can you send me a pic of your fiance, your arm pit, her arm, her collerbone etc? I'd like to see that and again you myspace page as i deleted it accidently. Happy *kiss* birthday.

next up is 40 its alott tougher then 30 my friend

Happy Birthday honey...can i be your gift?

Go Bondi GO

WOW!!! I can't wait till my birthday!!!

9000 bitches??? Wow, it's going to be one hell of a birthday for ya. We probably won't see you here for days cuz you'll be so exhausted. let me know if you need help with any of them.

or...


9000 boxes of bottles of bitches on the wall, 9000 boxes of bottles of bitches...

by the way you're missing some great pics!

Glad i was here for them

Pay is almost 30.......... twice!

Thanks a bunch gorgeous... I'll PM you my address, or if u want me to PM you the pics let me know



Yes ma'am! It wont take me long to unwrap so I'll have more time to play!



Thanks for hooking me up

Not quite Bondi...


Yeah...I get to hold onto the 30's for about 45 more days.......then it's DUN DUN DUN!!!! 40...