Assassination you say? I wondered why that Flowers By Irene truck was sitting outside my house for days!

Damn... we weren't as clever as we though... the flower truck was all 3D's idea.... I was thinking we should have gone with a Dino's Plumbing truck, but he just wouldn't listen!

See that's where your plan failed, you included 3d!

Well uhh... he had the guns?? ... turned out to be water pistols though

Did u girls spray each other down and then strip down for a lingeire pillow fight?

You saw that!!??? ... I guess we did use your garden hose.

Saw it.. I filmed it and put it on youporn.com

who all knows about this... little amateur porno?

Anyone who is willing to pay me $29.95

you're only charging 29.95!!??? and here I was thinking that you thought more of me than that!!

I gotta make it affordable for every pervert to see!

Sell out

"they drove a dump truck full of money up my driveway!"

SOo uhh.. what's my cut of all of this? 50, 70, 80%?

Maybe we should discuss figures over breakfast?

Breakfast in bed?

Is there any other way?

I changed it up a bit to translate better without the music...

AS YET UNTITLED
I used to see you once a week
I’d sit around just counting sleeps
I’d only see in black and white
For my sore eyes you were a sight.

I tried as hard as I could try
It seemed that time had passed me by
I knew somewhere deep down you cared
I’d live content with what we shared

We seemed to go our separate ways
But in a year how things would change
Then came a night we shared a kiss
I never felt such pure bliss.

As a team both you and I
Have seen the world and shared the highs
I pinch myself each time I see
You lying there in bed with me.

Then came the day you made my life
You said “I do” and “I’m your wife”
I wish I could describe the way
You light my life with every day
-bondi

Aww man... bondi is a modern day shakespeare. Seriously though, I love reading the stuff you write.

Thanks baby... I enjoy writing more than most other things in the world

What about sex and drugs?

Writing ranks somewhere in the middle

What a life!

I must have saved Jesus in a previous life I swear!

Damn. Where do I sign up? Is there a line for that job?

You have to sleep with Moses

You..? with him? No way!

Uh huh

Bondi....that is the best, yet. Completely, complete. Please tell me this is what actually happened. I just hope that your life is filled with this lovely passion and attention for the rest of your lives. Thank you so much for sharing it.

Wow, this one absolutley did it for me.

As usual I drew inspiration from reality. I met my wife through her sister who I used to work with. My wife started working with me but our shifts only co-incided once a week. Black and white was the uniform of the workplace we shared.

We dated, we stopped for a year, we kissed and dated again... and the rest is pretty self explanatory

sounds like a fairy tale... why can't this stuff happen to me!!

Bondi.. I'm happy for ya!

Thank you... I am also happy

Let's have a happy party?

I hope that's what you call orgies

Ladies it has been a blast but I must go... it is my dear wife's birthday and she'll be home in an hour, I must cook dinner before she arrives home, then wine and dine her!

For the rest of the week I'll be away at a work conference so play nice without me.

later

Very nice. I miss that kind passion so much.



We do now, right, baby?

Hell ya!!

Have a good one Bondi!! You're a sweet man!

Oh, we'll be good...won't we, baby...

Have a safe trip, B...best wishes to the missus.

ENJOY

If by good you mean bad!!

Absolutely...I sure as hell didn't mean actually good!

Phew! I was getting worried there

I'm too lazy to read all this to catch up on what's going on here.

I just wanted to say hi.


"Hi," said Bobaloo

It's alive alive and kicking with me



Thanks baby doll



Hey Bob... what's the good word?

I LOVE [attachmentid=50758]

Is that a tattoo on your ass?

No it's on my lower back.... and it's just henna, I wanted to try before I buy so to speak!

Wanna see the full shot?

Not too much happening here. Just chillin' like a villain. Sitting on the back of the truck watching my nuts get smaller.


Bondi has been tramp stamped.

Haha u guys use that term too???

I was at a Jager function and we had the Jaggerettes there doing henna tattoos and they asked me to get one.

I said I would if she did too so we both got tramp stamped! haha

oh, I'm very cultural in my jargon.

That'd be awesome if the Jagerettes tasted like Jager