It sucks that I have to go to Bondi's 411 to check out Jessie's smoking bikini.But a guys gotta do what a guy's gotta do.

"where logic takes a holiday and all laws of nature are meaningless"
"ooooh, one please!"

welcome to the dark side

Ok Ok you caught me I will go read the first page. After I go pick up the my man cubs.

Bondi, you and Gnappy seem to hold some secret....you guys have the most girls showing their tits with you names on them!

no girl here has ever written my name on their tits (hint hint)

LIAR!!!!!

Well if you want to change that its c.l.o.s.e.u.p.

It was a phase here a while back

Would u like to join my sig gif????

You know I'll seriously consider that! Maybe these kinds of pictures should be a new thread.

now there is a thread I wouldnt knock back

u had better! Although I do not understand that 2nd sentence?

Well, if you do it, don't post it here. I think a new thread might be called for. We can call it "Creative ways to write Closeup on your boobs" And you'll get all the credit. Great idea, Natalie.

I didn't mean just writting your name....selfish boy!

yeah after all.... this is MY thread closeup! haha

so how about joining my sig animation Natalie?

Any pix I put on rmm has to be approved by hubby first but if I do one, the first one is for closeup..He called dibs.

that motherfucker!

the invite is on the table to join a pretty elusive club haha

Man cubs= My three Boys.

gotcha

so read all about me yet?

I wonder if its still up to date

Damn you aussies are persistent Ok going now YIKES

Ok I read, well the first page anyway and

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE ONLY 23 Well who knows maybe 24 now but still big shock to me.


Do you ever share any pics of yourself??? Even if private I would offer a trade but im not your type:P

well yeah I am 24 now, but yes, still younger than most here. I am just mature beyond my years haha.

I am not massive on sharing pics but you never know when u can catch me on a good day. Right now im about to head out but a few ppl have seen me here... Gnappy, jrock, hott, sussed among others.

I may have to update for the next generation of RMM whores

sorry there was a fuck up.... take a look, cause its coming down

Man you are just full of suprises arent you????
It is funny how you picture someone a certain way and thrown totally for a loop.

Thanks for sharing

I was just saying the other day that you have like an imagination image of everyone here and ppl barely ever look how u think they would.

I saw Natalie's name down there at one stage.... i wonder if she saw too

I bet she did but couldn't say anything

What do you mean?

What do you know?

No I missed it damn it.

Ahhh..i am one of the lucky ones. I'll tell you the blue bracelet and the abs did me in. I came!




so did gnappy though when he got that pic. He wanted to see some of that tight 24 year old ass though. Next pic maybe.

I didnt get to see any abs WTF

I saw ur name down there you must have just switched off! haha



You CAME? no you are just teasing me! haha

And just to clear it up Gnappy was chatting to me on msn and obviously saw my pic on there

Diane.... you gotta build to the abs!

Ok so details on how I do that

Yeah, he acts more like 17



people usually look like I expect. bondi did. Looks kinda like Tobias Drundridge.

17... damn u gave me more credit than I thought then! haha

I have no fucking idea who that is

well this is a first for bondi, missing a simspsons reference, an australian one at that.

FLUSH!!

That brings up a question.Tthey talk about bidets in that episide. Do a lot of people in Australia use em?

Bidets?!?!?

You are going to have to explain that one also!

I must admit that is prob my least fave Simpsons episode so I havent seen it a bunch. We Aussies are kings of taking the piss out of ourselves but the Simpsons was so far off the mark on most things it really wasnt funny

you're telling me you DON'T boot people in the ass for corporal punsihment???

Bidets are a European thing located by or incorporated into the toilet. When you're done your business, you turn it on and it sprays water like a water fountain to clean out your undercarriage. Not a bad idea imo. Don't really have em in N. America and judging by your reply not in Australia either.

Bruno: Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour
collect call from the States?
Tobias: It was an emergency call from the International Drainage
Commission in Springfield.
Bruno: Oh my God! There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet

All that bidet talk. I bet that weird pee guy is gonna make an appearance in here now.

Hmmm My Pee-sense is tingling!


Aaaaah Bidets, never actually seen one in realy life, dont believe they trully exist and its all propoganda.

pee-sense?

That's quite disturbing. You fit in well here!

I knew bondi's 411 would head back into the gutter sooner or later

Yup pee-sense, im like spidermans weird little brother

Oh yeah, Bondi's just gonna love this. His thread should officially be change to "The Toilet Thread" Does anyone else have a favorite type of toilet they'd like to discuss? Here is the place to do it. How does an American Standard compare to a Crane? And, of course, does the water really swirl clockwise in an Aussie's toilet bowl? Did you know when you see 1gpf stamped on a urinal it means one gallon per flush?

I did indeed know that.

it was either that or great pee flavour