Cool have fun dude, I surfed once, nearly broke my back, never again

wasn't the greatest swell but rideable... glad to have spent some hours in the wet stuff. Last week here it's been raining alot and windy on shore which fucks a wave right up. Today was pretty clean but small

Forget pills, powder, weed etc the best ever drug is a beautiful wave

this one's for you bad boy or not! Who won that Chelsea game anyway?

Thanks sweety... I can always count on your sexy arse to brighten my day...

Also, you know about Chelsea???

Didn't Chelsea just lose a game in the U.S.?

GOD DAMN!!!! I wish I could just come home from work and find you waiting for me on the couch just like that!!!!! Fucking Gorgeous!

To be honest I am not sure, possibly, but they would not have fielded even their 2nd best 11, never do in pre season trial matches. Possibly the most expensive team of athletes on the planet

Pay, welcome to my thread! Only needed Hott's sexy arse to get you here!

Hey!!!! I posted in here before!!!!
*I think*

I'm not sure who was there representing Chelsea, but they played against the MLS (major league of soccer?) All-Stars. MLS won 1-0.



Not wanting to get into a debate about soccer, I honestly don't know that much about it.

I think I posted this is here before about the deer head on liquor bottles.
Well on one of my frequent trips to the liquor store I saw another example.
Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky, and I'm still looking for the the tequila with the deer on it. But I did figure something out from the deer on Saint-Hubert's liquer. Saint-Hubert is the patron saint of hunters which is where the jager label apparently came from and obviously why it is also on Saint-Hubert's liquer.
I guess what they're trying to say is that hunting and alcohol go hand in hand.

I think I said somewhere before that I am a hardworker if it is misguided or pointless. Well this is one of those times.
And that is all®

you are probably right



A lot of liquor has hunting themes and I have already explained Jager specific relationship with the deer on the bottle.

Your post made me think of this simpsons episode...

I decided to post my 6000th post in a thread that belongs to my fav RMM member.... ME!

Here's to another 6000 friends

God, help us all!

you should be a an J-Cup before we know it

hi babydoll! MWAH!

im working my way through the alphabet!



Hiya HoneyPie.... lookin as sweet as ever!

Whats up mother fuckers???

For the 3 or 4 people who visit my thread just letting you know Im off for a few days this week. My company is holding their annual conference over 4 days and 3 nights and I will be there. It is mostly getting blotto by night and being hungover, trying to comprehend percentages and marketing strategies by day, then repeating the process!

Keep up the whoring whilst I am gone

Cheers,
Bondi

p.s Dont fuck my 411 again, IM looking at you Gnappy!

you fucked his 411 gnappy? i guess you really are a board whore... so much for standards

411s need lovin too!

here i AM! Speadin the love to your 411!
do you see some kitty?

I sure do! Your legs and hips look sexy as hell too.

I return home and I see Kitty... isnt life grand???

Well I am back mother fuckers... Im on about 3 hours sleep average per night for the last 3 nights and i have been drinking my liver away, and getting paid to do so!

Im gonna roam around and see if anything coo happened while I was away

That's sounds like every man's dream...on both counts.




you'll be searching for a long time

i left you love that is good enough right?

it is better than good enough, although I am sure bondi was hoping for jrock to leave some "personal" photos as well

damn now that would be hott! jork in some tight shorts (red preferably) and no shirt. mmm mmmm gooood

Ok, so should I add that on every night we were partying with 18-19yr old promotional models???

The closest I will ever come to heaven haha



It was the highlight of the day no doubt about it!

Whaddup guys ad girls?

Well its Friday afternoon and I am winding down the working week some some board whoring amongst some actual work I get paid for.

Hitting a bucks party tomorrow night for a mate thats getting married and there will be Jelly Wrestlers, Topless Waitresses and Strippers amongsnt a multitude of alcoholic beverages. I thought I'd just share that with you. If I get any pics I'll post em

Stay cool daddy-Os

Now that's a bachelor party! Mine was a lot of fun, but tame for the most part. I hope you'll be able to sneak in your camera

So will they have peanut butter wrestling in the consolation bracket? That'd be cool cuz then they can get together for the championship sandwich match!

Once everyone is innebriated enough, he could probably walk in with a video camera, although I'm sure he'll be too wrescked to operate it haha.

And I think the term "jelly" wrestling refers to Jell-O. The Aussies n Brits just haven't bastardized the name of it yet like us yet. But I still dig the idea of Peanut Butter wrestling buy only if it's Jif© brand wrestling. Now if, you'll excuse me I'm going to get a Coke©

Its on tonight so I'll do my best!

Gnappy you are partly correct. What we call Jelly you call Jell-O and what you call jell-O we call Jam. I digress, Jelly wrestling is performed in none of the above substances, more KY Jelly, which is a lubricant

I don't know what the fuck you just said so I'll just post this:

I'll summarise:

Jelly = Jell-O (Like the shit kids eat for dessert)
Jam = Jelly (You put it on bread!)

KY Lubricant Jelly = The stuff you use during sex when you cant get your women wet on your own, also the stuff women wrestle in!

ohhhhhhhh makes sense now, but reread what you posted and see if it makes any sense:
What we call Jello you call Jell-O and what you call jell-O we call Jam.

And to add to this, for us canucks, jelly is like the stuff you put on toast that is just the juice of the fruit gelled like grape jelly, while if it contains the whole fruit mashed up we call it jam, like strawberry jam.

Ah yes i see... I confused myself! and you have further fucked things around!

How about we just stick to this: Women will be nude wrestling in some sort of suggestive sticky substance

Works fo me!

and because men are greedy we'll drink beer while we watch

that's not greedy, that's just knowing how to make a good thing even better!

like gambling on sports?

exactly

or like ice cream with hot fudge, whipped cream and those crumbled up cookie things

mmmmmmmmmm.... crumbled up cookie things uugggggghhhhhhhhhhh

I hear they say in the bible that jelly wrestling is okay

Really, where?

somewhere in the back.

haha beat me to it.

beautiful exchangeI must say

we are a dangerous trio. I could hang out here for hours. It's been a while since this has been this much fun for me.

I should go soon. I'm married now and I just read this rule book and apparently there's something called sex night. I'm hoping tonight is the night, but if I don't get out of work soon it will turn into alone with my hand night real quick. Turns out I might have to take her out to dinner or something. hope they have jelly wrestling at that new Italian place she was talking about.

Yes it is much more enjoyable than when I come here and whore this place up with no one to laugh at my various witty remarks!

re the italian rest... one can only hope

I thought that's what ballet is

So I really should have bought those tickets like she asked rahter than the tickets to the monster truck ralley

how could I go past this one?