way to encapsulate 3 weeks of posting into 5 or 6 lines



I still go off with enough force to shoot a human out of a jet fighter....

I was going to post something funny, but i couldn't find anything that I could copy and paste.

Bondi, I went through the same shit before my wedding with people offering words of caution and stuff like that. even still now people make goofy comments. Some people tell me that the first 2 years are teh hardest, others tell me the first 2 are the easiest. I think marriage is not the variable in the happiness equation, that is supposed to be the constant. In a marriage, if the two people in it work as a team, then everything will be fine. It's all about personality conflict resolution...

My wife and I are a great team. We enjoy helping each other accomplish not only our shared goals, but also our individual goals. We also are good at accepting each other for who we are. I think a lot of people try to change their partner, especially after marriage. I never undrestood that. Why would you marry someone who you thought needed changing??? I would hope that a person marries someone who they actually like for who they are, not who they strive to turn them into.

Okay. I'm done for now. I'm trying to catch up here and here I am writing Bobaloo-length posts.

Thanks mate,

you could have easily been describing bondiguy and bondigirl in that post... we sound alot like you and your wife!

I dont really listen to peoples advice that I dont know or don't respect but the day I posted that I had just had enough of every fucker telling me how my life would pan out

If that is true, then I can only assume you will have a happy, fruitful marriage. God's blessings and much happiness in all your new beginnings.

So when is the big day??? As in the date. I was trying to tell the little lady that it'd be fun to go to Australia during her spring break (she's a school teacher). she agreed, but thought it'd be more fun to go during the summer. so i regret to inform you that we probably won't be able to make it to your wedding.

Can you still make the bucks (bachelor) party???

March 10th....

are you still having jelly wrestling???

and foxy boxing

I am surfing travelocity as we speak

its in 3 or 4 weeks!

only problem is that is a male pilot going out of the jet fighter !!!

how do you know?

can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to 3d here?

No, I don't think anyone can.

If it weren't for the fact that some walls have graffiti on them, I'd say talking to a wall would equate to explaing something to 3d. Those pesky gang members sure know how to invalidate a metaphor

cause I read the headlines that went with it ........

COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH LOL

It was HIS boyfriend?



It'd be like teaching a dog to lick his balls, some dogs can, some dogs just can't figure it out?

Now why would I want to lick my balls when there are ladies that are more then willing to do it for me ?

more than willing=forced at gunpoint

because you wouldn't have pay to get a boob job for yourself in exchange for a good ball licking.

I dont need a boob job ,,I dont think anyway , are you fantasizing about me again Bobo i told you I dont swing that way .. Or is what your saying if I buy you a boob job youll lick my balls ? I think you need to go find Josh he might be able to help ya out !!!!

Um, no.

If I wash my cock, will you suck it?

Nice try , school boy tricks , you dirty cock sucker you !!!!!!

thought I'd have ya on that one. Good block

by the way, did you know there's a dickfer on your back?

Bobo now Im really getting concnered about ya your above post has sure signs of I mean asking another man to do such a thing ... shame shame ..

Name one

Perhaps you misunderstood, Bondi. I think Ladies is the name of his pet dog.

Ohh, now it makes sense

ddd35 WIFE AND BE careful here boys You taught me the rule on s/o ..

bwahaha

shit thats the same sound the dog makes are you ? Hummm makes ya wonder

In all seriousness, what does that mean?

you figure it out . LOL

uhh I know you are but what am I.

Sorry, Gnappy, I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man", or "Awakenings"? I mean, what the hell am I doing here???

my guess ,,your jacking off ..did I get it right teach ?

i think we have already established that in another thread !!!

That was funny



God only knows, actually I doubt he does!



Check Mate!

Wasn't that Mr Burn's fake Homer?

Even I don't knnow what you are talking about here

I must say I am both shocked and appalled!

Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this,
but...I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back.
[flicks a switch]
[one of the TV monitors shows the Simpsons in the TV room]
Homer: [not Homer's voice] I do not miss Bart at all.
Marge: [not Marge's voice] I am glad he's gone.
Lisa: [almost Lisa's voice] As am I.
Homer: [drops a sandwich] B'oh!
Bart: It's probably my imagination, but something about them
didn't seem quite right.
Burns: Really? Excuse me for just a moment.
[walks into a nearby room and shuts the door. A TV set of
the Simpsons living room has been set up.]
People, that was all wrong. Homer Simpson doesn't say
"B'oh", he says [checks script] "D'oh"!
Actor Homer: [pulls mask off; looks like Michael Caine] Sorry, M.B., but
I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to
have some kind of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man",
or "Awakenings"? I mean, what the _hell_ am I doing here?!

Right on Gnappy.

And, Bondi, here's a catchprhase you should learn for your adult years:

"Hey, buddy, got a quarter?"

Gnappy, I have hung my head in shame... just like Saddam



We dont have quarters here, but yeah, I just ask for the whole buck!

You don't have quarters? Weird. I never really thought about coin values for each country. So lay it on us, what DO you guys have there. Thirds perhaps?

they carry around sixths. They call them sexies!!

I swear i bet u someone could find it but I did once post a pic here with all our currency denominations here... it goes like this...

5c, 10c, 20c, 50c, $1, $2 coins

$5, $10, $20, $50, $100 notes and of course the Trillion Dollar note

I believe the trillion dollar note is reserved for international super villans

Have you met Rupert Murdoch?

No that's the one billion, trillion, kazillion dollars. Frankly I say just blow up the fucking white house and launch the prob into the "magma" *L*