Do you guys at least have a santa claus

Santa???

Seriously though Australia is lucky enough to have picked the best from cultures around the world to sculpt our own ideal way of life.... you can keep your bologna and piss in a bottle thanks!

Here is our Santa...

Goldschlagger has actual gold flakes in it and tastes like melted cinnamon hearts. People mix it with jager to make a shot called liquid heroin. It's quite good actually. Hmmmm, me and goldschlagger. That might make quite the new experience for you.

and you get the fun of having gold flaked shit in the morning!


just like the ancient Romans!




Bondi overdoes itat last year's Christmas Party

Well I'll try anything once!

Gnappy... LOL @ all 3 responses

i thought this pic was kinda beachy.... great for you thread mr aussie!

Sexiest bikini ever!!!

I would like to press my ear up to those shells to try and hear the ocean.
Actually hearing the ocean would be secondary.

primarily Gnappy just likes to fill every possible one of his orifices with some strange inanimate object... in this case a seashell

LOL

I'm a freaky bastard and would do anything to get hott out of her shell.

Plus I'll leave filling every possible one of his orifices with strange animate objects to bob.

fair warning: hamsters are not all they're cracked up to be... er.. umm... according to Evade

WoW! Nice pic missy!

Here's one or two more from me! have a good week. Keep stirring the shit honey! We all love it!

and this

Those pics are all kinds of hot. What a ridiculously smokin body!

Funnily enough I commented in yout TOp Melons thread that this one was my fav!



I'll keep up my hard work!



Im cuming into land.....

Great pics Hott

hey! just wanted to come say whats up! your life sounds pretty cool! i LOVE hanging out at the beach! i have a long time bf too. i dont think anything is better than hanging out at the beach listening to him play the guitar, drinking a beer, and smoking a joint hehe! it sounds pretty fun to live where you do and im sure you take full advantage! i would! do you go run around on the beach naked at night?? hehehe

Well thanks wild... you sound like my kinda girl!

I am sure id i ran around the beach naked at night the female poppulation would flee Bondi Beach very quickly! haha Seriously though there have been late night exploits on the sands and in the waters at Bondi

Thanks for saying hi

hi I"m BAAAACK!

Welcoem back sweetheart! have a good time?

welcome back sweety... have fun?

check ur PMs?

After reading Bobaloo's novel idea to use his 411 thread as a 411, i thought I'd mirror his example;

I, like Bob am getting married (to different women) but not until early next year. The whole wedding plan thing is going sweet because my fiancee is knee deep in love with all that planning stuff, while I drink Jager and yell at the TV!

We booked our Honeymoon last week. We will be spending 5 lovely weeks travveling through Europe. This is a big thing for Aussies (and expensive) as it takes a day if not slightly more to fly to London. I can not wait to visit countries like France, Italy, Switzerland etc while going to Munich for a much needed Litre of beer or Amsterdam to get as high as a kite and watch live sex shows!

That'll do it for the day

That sounds cool, London is great but dont let the Chavs get ya. Havent made it amsterdam yet but wont your missus be miffed if on your honeymoon you leave her at the hotel to go watch a live sex show? Or she into that stuff as well? in which case congrats!

Wow never heard of that term before... but thanks for the heads up!
We are staying in London for 5 night before heading off on a tour. I hope to catch a Football (Soccer) match when I am there.

The missus has already green lighted the whole sex show thing, what else do you go to Amsterdam for? She is probably as excited as me, if not more so! haha

Well it seems no one except Christof gave a fuck about my 411 being used for its rightful purpose so continue filling ti with trivial meaningless shit guys

Well I DID read it this morning and was gonna post something, but then realized I was late for work, then when I got here I forgot what I was gonna say, so I'll just say it sounds like a blast and smoke some bud for me! On second thought maybe that's the cause of my memory loss haha.

Could be?

I understand though... lack of breasts means lack of posts!

so if i had bigger breasts I would post more?

No but I'd pay attention

Bondi random question for ya, and genuinely curious not being a dick or anything. I heard earlier that Australian Bank notes are made out of plastic? that true? and if it is how does that work? Do you need really long wallets or they bendy?

Christof I would never consider you to be a dick! haha

Australian Bank notes are made of plastic but not the hard PVC type plastic I imagine you are thinking of. It is more like they are bendable paper notes cover in thin plastic hseet for durability purposes. I have never held an American Greenback but imagine they would rip very easily whilst for us it is extremely difficult to rip a bank note.

Australian bank notes are actually a clear laminated polymer film, which is the basis of the note!

See below... We also do not have 1 or 2 dollar "bills", rather gold coins.

Cool I guessed it was probably some kind of laminate. Yeah we havent had £1 notes for many years but £1 and more recently £2 coins. Never held American notes either but UK ones are just paper but when they are new seem to be quite tough but they get weaker and easier to tear the older they get.

1 quid is about $2.50 Australian....I'm going to spend a mint when I get to London haha

Shop around at bars, beer tends to be quite expensive in London but you can normally get something on an offer normally bottles or shots and if you end up in a tequila bar and they ask if you want a hellraiser say no tequila + chili sauce = bad head/throat/eyes....

Yeah I work in the industry and I have heard of those drinks before... Tequila is a young man's pursuit, not for me anymore!

Look I wo't be getting there until March so do you think you can get some beer in the fridge soon so it gets cold by the time I get there?

Im about a hundred miles north of london so might not help but can definitely keep some beers cool for ya, and i could keep it outside until march and still be cold, onky get these freak heat waves for 2 months a year, rest is cold and grey

Yeah I looked at average temps for the time of year we will be there and London's average is 10 Celcius! and that is spring for you???

The beer joke was just a jibe because as Aussies we believe you guys drink your beer too warm haha

Say Christof are you a cricket man? Also which Football team do you follow? Lastly do you watch an League?

I am a Liverpool fan for the record

Last I heard Bondi you were a bad boy so I'm not sure if you deserve this or not.
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I Could have sworn id replied to this? oh well. Never been into cricket must admit i dont really get it. Do follow football though looking forward to this season kicking off think Manchester United will be quie exciting with the Ronaldo Rooney clash at the world cup and them having to play together. But, As I'm a big Newcastle fan im genetically programmed to hate Man U. Do like Liverpool though there a good team that generally play fair and do try and follow them too, felt bad for cisse was a nasty break




that is an AWESOME! pic natalie love it, if i misbehave can I get one of those

Well that all depends if the pic stays or not. If that is punishment... I have been extremely bad, if not, I have been the best person i can be! Thanks for the pic either way

Christof Cisse's break was terrible... and Ruud is gone from Man U next yr but I do know the clash u were talkin about at the WC. Is it hard to get tickets to games? I am dying to see 1 or 2 when I am there

Never tried, think if your not bothered about which team you see should be fairly easy, the bigger teams are pretty hard though

That is my fear. I will be around London so a London based team would be more than ideal. Chelsea would be unbelievable to see but I'll go and watch any Premier League game

I think you will REALLY struggle for chelseas, and struggle for arsenal, maybe tottenham?

Yeah I had figured. I have a feind over in the UK in a month or so and he is trying to get to a game or two so I will see how his luck is and investigate closer to the date of my arrival

Cool good luck dude, and if newcastle are playing, hope they win

on a side note keeping up with you board whoring is hard ass work

what are lazy sat mornings for? don't worry headed out for a surf real soon

This is still a beer'd up friday night here so maybe my posting reactions are slower anyway no lazy sat morning for me working then car shopping in afternoon

well dude enjoy that shit... im off to go catch some waves... later dude