Especially when they come up with lines like..

"AHH...the beer" and "Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it" and "Didn't you get any meat....oh this thing is sure to kill something"

If that is true it is news to me.... sounds like a bunch of garbage though. Australia isn't old enough to have lost cities! I haven't heard that story, where did you hear it?



and....

"I don't know what you have planned for tonight but count me out!"

Another one for you bondi, even though this doesn't have any good oneliners really, but...Homer at it Yet Again

No good one liners???

"Ahh dad, I love our tuesday's together"

"Yeah we're heroes, but where's our parade???"

"Oh yeah, you didnt blow up Maggie's room.... *BANG*"

How isn't "The Simpson's" thread the longest, most veiwed thread here? I mean except for no boobs.

I think u answered your own question

In all honesty I have fun leaving little jokes around the place that very few people would get. If someone tells you to "Not look down" the first thing you do is look down. Someone gives me an actual Simpsons thread to post in the first thing im gonna do is post everywhere else

ie. another clip lol, i'm bored, but this clip is from one of the funniest episodes of all time: Homer Does Weed

It combines my two loves haha

yeah but i'd have to say the line of all lines in that clip is "whoa, this guy does the best flanders" lol

Bondi , I was listening to a classic rock station in the tractor and they come on on the 1/2 hour and do a a glmipse of the headline news from the Ap line , and he said that a city that had been flooded in Australia in 1957 when they built one of the resevoirs for holding water had begun to reapear do to the continued drought ... Just wondered if you had seen anything , Maybe this guy was high who knows ..

http://www.broadcaster.com/fresh/oj/index....medium=popunder

It's spam... but there it is!! It proves I'm not crazy.

LOL

yeah that is a fucking pisser




Like I said I havent heard anything about it, doesn't mean it's not true though.

Come to think of it I did hijack a US classic rock station a week or two back whilst extremely high



A simpsons thing I have not seen

Alright ladies and gents im out for another 2 weeks, off to Japan and Mexico.

Have fun in my absence and if there is anything I should see or know about, hit me up with a PM

take it easy, brotha.
try not to end up as puppet's boot!

Have a good time. I'll tell you something to avoid in Japan: A t-shirt that has a mushroom cloud over the caption that reads, "Made in America, Tested in Japan".

SDkljhgdfg

And to think... I just umm I PM'd you with some important simpson pictures!!

Japan... Take me!!! Please!! -puppy dog face-

Ill be training in Japan off and on... ill take you

Bukkake training I assume

Soo.. I had to look up Bukkake... and let's just say I'm laughing my ass off.


Seriously though.. I would ummm... do anything to go to Japan.

well now you have some trivia to amaze friends and family

Hey Bondi...
just saw you put me on your 'list'..... oooooo, I better watch out.
If you didnt like my bumps, sorry - was just trying to get some of the ladies, veterans and current, on the top page and get rid of all the commotion sh*t that was going on, and putting that to page two...

dude contact me asap about your time here in dallas

I have seen and enjoyed these simpson pictures you speak of



Anything??? Jesus that is some info I could have used BEFORE my trip!!! I had a king size room every city and no one to fill it???



look up "joke" in the dictionary and come back to me



Puppet,

sorry I couldn't get on sooner but my flights were changed and I fly to Mexico City via LAX and not Dallas Fortworth, i only found out the day of the flights...

i drank plenty of free international flight beer in your honour

Soooooo,

just got back from the trip of a lifetime. My parent company in Japan and Jose Cuervo in Mexico treated me and the group I was with like celebrities.

The highlught for me? Cancun Mexico, where the sun shines, the cocktails flow and the womens clothes are optional! I went to a place called Coco Bongo which is a nightclub in Cancun and it was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. The Cuervo was flowing like water down a flooded river and by about 4am I was dancing on top of the bar drinking Tequila straight from the bottle!

Ahhhh good times

The visual is priceless...

As requested.....

Pronunciation: \jōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670
1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c: practical joke d: laughingstock
2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke — Harold Callender> — often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

Sadly all photos from that night (as well as my memory) have been destroyed haha. I am gonna put some shots up on myspace though so stay tuned!



Its one thing to read it, another to understand it!

welcome back dude... hope the trip was fun...well, what you remember of it


just curious... had a chance to try an aussie beer called "cooper's" the other day... how does it rate on the list of aussie beers? will you actually drink it, or does it carry the same reputation as fosters?

Trip was awesome, especially cause I didnt pay a cent! I'll give you more details tomorrow, right now my wife just came home and I have 2 weeks of sex to catch up on...

Coopers is a great beer, one of the best ones we make in a lot of people's opinion. Did you ave sparkling or pale ale? Try sparkling, 5.8% alc vol, it'll fuck you up

The best kind!


Are they the same company that makes Cooper's beer kits, cuz I know those come out of Australia too. I've never made any of their beer yet, but maybe I will.

LOL good to have the crew back together!!

I do believe they are. It is a great beer, cloudy so if you like that style then try it out. If you can, get your hands on sparkling ale, its got a red label, it'll fuck you up!



I am almost shedding a tear right now!

So whilst the Japan leg of my trip was fascinating Mexico was the fucking bees knees!

I visited Mexico City which is kinda 3rd world, and a lot of pollution. Then I went to Cancun for 3 nights and drank more tequila than I ever though humanely possible. From morning to night we were drinking for about 18 hours a day and more. Oh and the American girls that go to Cancun go there for 2 reasons, to get seriously wasted and show their breasts! It is a thing of beauty! I urge you all to one day go there and go to a club called Coco Bongo, the most insane place I have ever been.

Lastly in Mexico we visited Guadalajara which is a short drive away from tequila, Mexico. We visited the Blue Agave plantations and the Cuervo disitillery before once again drinking Margarita's till dawn.

Ahhh Mexico, I love that place

oh yea .. ive had some great times there.. even got arrested... broke free and run a half mile and tripped over the US / mexico line rolling my drunk ass into the US with them chasing me !!!!! hahahahha ... umm actually that was scary.. but Im a quick drunk

is that any different to your usual weekends at home?

We got surrounded by federales at Mexico City airport who thought our local Cuervo representatives were actually kidnapping us! Funny now, but scary as fuck at the time cause we had no idea what was going on!

exactly .. when i got arrested .. well i won't go into the whole thing.. someone stole my friends keys to OUR car we came in... I started a fight with a table of 7 guys and the girl who stole his keys out of his pocket on the dancer floor sitting in the middle.. Noob thought she liked him... well long story short whole club breaks out into a fight... when we get outside the cops are they .. they are talking we tell them she has our keys.. they search her and find our keys.. well a military truck pulls up troops jump out with machine guns do to the fighting still going on .. i in my drunk one try to say thanks and pat one on the shoulder and accidently touch his gun.. well he thought i was trying to take his gun and the next thing i know im on the ground .. with guns pounted out me.... as they picked my up .. some people who had poored out the club starting fighting again in front.. just as the troops scattered .. i shoulder checked the troop holding me and took of for the boreder... Ive never ran so hard or so fast in all my life!!

fuck thats one hell of a story, its funny but with you, im not surprised.

Those dudes are mean looking when they are holding machine guns to your face!

yea.. believe me from all the stories ive heard i realllllllllllllllllly thought i was fucked.. thats why chanced it

Had I done that I probably would have fallen over and the guard would not have moved in inch... well anyway, its a good story to tell the grandkids

yea ive done alottttttttt of crazy shit in love... to bad i grew up somwhere along the way!! LOL

lol, but s bondi said a story that will live on from generation to generation lol

jesus I feel like a tequila right now

IM half way through an 18 pack.. im doing ok

What, did you just start drinking an hour ago???

actually yes LOL~!

now thats the puppet I know

Yea.. i got a late start... now if i can only figure out why .. lol

probably with being in your perma-drunk state, you thought you had already started drinking when you actually hadn't lol

hahhahahahaha.. Damn that has to be it.. i tend to hold empty bottles sometimes just because it feels right!