the barbie thing is just sick. My 2 cents.

when does this cat come back anyway? He missed my big debut this weekend. LOL

are you kiddin.. hes married now.. She is now putting the smack down on his ass since she has him locked in... his life is over!

he'll be back! He's addicted to this place....

True enough

that's why the barbie thing fit in so well with bondi's thread

I think he's gone for another month? not sure.

Good.. ill pass him up in post by then LOL

You useless turd its time for you to get your ass back here

Goodgrief don't they have internet in Japan or Mexico.

Hrmm i don't think he's made that trip yet.. I know because we haven't been wasted together yet!

Oh that is right you guys are meeting in Dallas. He might have had to go to Japan first I don't remember this place needs him back.

yea.. my whoring fingers are getting tired

carpal tunnel syndrome setting in?

cramp!.. Cramppppp!

Damn, in Bondi's thread....

Yea figures huh

The dude weny "walk about" so somebody has to keep his thread alive....

Im back mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so jet lagged at the moment I think I am a humming bird of some kind but I thought i'd quickly post an hello and whore this place 2 pieces in a few days when i return to earth!



Nothing has changed!



thx, I'll show some pics as soon as i could be bothered!



ahhh what a day!



Whats a debut weekend? and this cat is back and then some!







awwwwww shucks!

I was in Europe! Japan & Mexico r in a few weeks. They DO have internet in Europe but its not easy logging on to a boobie site on ur honeymoon!

welcome back Bondi........let the married whoring begin and hope all went well and good luck!

welcome back fucker... I had to whore the shit out of this place in your absence.. the teacher should not have to work so hard!! get back to work

Damn right mexico is coming up .. Get ready for a drunken layover!!!

I thought that was cangirl welcoming me back for a second! I sure hope she is still here!!!

Thanks mate!



Yes SIR!



As soon as I go back to work i'll let u know the details! How far is Mexico from Dallas airport by plane?

Hey people.....

Those of you with my myspace adress should check out a few new pics I put up from my European trip! More to come when I could be fucked

dont hold back man...... 52 posts today...sucks playing catchup.....carpal tunnel kicking in yet?

lol

yeah I know... 52 posts is a pretty poor effort!

Carpal tunnel? Im a whoring veteran!

Glad to hear it was fun (I'm sure on many levels). The simpsons have almost been forgotten around here. Ooops, my bad. lol





Of course there's no way for me to read all I've missed so maybe there are lots of quotes but........................well there's nothing really to say to that is there? lol

Nothing to say? Well, you're lucky that a picture is worth a thouand words.(Actually, a picture of you is worth 2000 words. The first two words are, "Holy shit!")

Not sure how far mexico is from Dallas.. but you'll be so drunk you won't remember how long it took anyway!

Well hold on, because they are back on the air for 8... no, no, 12 hours a day!



I think Mex City is 3 hours... will they put me in one of those wheelchairs and aid me onto the plane???

fuck no they'll show you in with teh chickens and lifestock .. better find a good set of utters to hold on to.. its definately going to be a bumpy ride

LOL... the things Puppet comes up with.

Love for Bondi!

Dayyummm... I never realised I was flying first class in Mexico?



Yeah... it's a little note to others about the long term effects of beer drinkin!

And love right back at ya

Yeah.. I heard they started using video recordings of Puppet's drunkeness to show to kids in school...

Teenage drinking has never been lower!

you can just picture him sitting on his porch when he is older, hurling empty beer bottles at teenage kids who ride their bikes past his house to see the scary old drunk!

And mothers with young children would avoid his house like the plague..
"Mommy... why's that man acting crazy?"

"thats what happens if you ever drink beer little Timmy"

Hmm.. we should really tell whoever is responsible for those drug education programs that they should start making field trips to Puppet's house.

Damn, puppet could make some money outta this shit.

Charge them for footage of his drunken rampages and the following mornings. He may finally be able to pay his tab!

-sigh-
Why is it always the crazy people who find a way to make easy money

Dont ask me... IM crazy too

Damn you!

muhahaha

cuz all the crazy people have all the good drugs lol

It all makes since now!

Bavo!!!

bondi i found this just for you, and for all the other simpsons fans lol....

Homer Simpson At His Finest

Thanks mate... an oldie but a goldie

bondi , I heard on the radio that the dry weather has caused a city in your fair countryto be uncovered that was flooded in 1957 is that correct ?

Man, they don't get much better than that clip. That would be a great job, writing for "The Simpsons"