They kept it under wraps and did it as a whole surprise publicity stunt kinda thing, which works in a way. I guess if I read Cosmo more I would've heard about it, but Im more of a CLEO kinda guy


p.s I have NFI what the fuck u 2 are referencing

maybe this will help:
Owwwwww! Fuck me in the goat ass!

Best line on the album. I quote it often. But then again, I have a goat ass and enjoy getting it fucked. I mean, um, well, I, uh... I've said nothing

i hope you don't own a hickory stick as well.

no. But a spring always pokes de ballz

haha, good crossover.
and does the interior smell real bad, cuz your friend puked in the back?

Yeah. And the seatbelts' fuckin' broken too.

I karaoke-ed that song once. it was fucking hilarious. The whole bar was laughing their asses off... cuz added lib a bit to make it even better.

Hmm. is it ad-libbed or added lib? I'm not so sure.

I did that one too. But no one thought it was funny.

You'd think a Church Talent Show would be more open minded.


I was wondering what adding lib was too but it sounds pretty funny if the whole bar was laughing.

My congregation LOVES that song. but then again, we all drive shitty cars.



I don't konw. i was typing fast and my brain was thinking of ing-ing the "add" instead of the "lib"

HEY-OH!


i only type like 10 words a minute...



and my brain can barely keep up

Well, in that case, I'll type slower for you so you can understand what I'm typing.

whoa, still too fast

I still have NFI

In Sydney the warm weather has hit us, it's spring time and it's a long weekend... Im off to do some serious thinking!

Catch you next week peeps

Adam Sandler has a few comedy CDs out. We were referencing different tracks from one particular CD. I can't remember the title of it though. One of them is about a talking goat who lives on teh back of a pickup truck. Another one is a song titled Ode to My Car... the very first words are Piece of shit car... I've got a piece of shit car. There are many more great moments on the CD, but those are the ones I can think of off teh top of my head right now.


yeah. the weather here is just starting to get a little cool. We'll have nice warm week, then the next week it's cold as fuck. then it gets warm again. I think the temperature is finally going to start degrading come next week. I'm going to stick it out, though, and ride the scooter to work till I just can't take it anymore.

Enjoy the weather, brother. then again, I don't know how you could live where you live in teh summer and NOT enjoy the weather.

WTF. I didn't know Bob was a weatherman. In Portland, next week on Tuesday, it's gonna be partly cloudy with a chance of sun by mid- afternoon. Then, a week from next Friday, there is a chance it may get cooler, followed by 12 hours of darkness. I'm predicting snow during the winter months.

Yeh I've never heard em....

Thx mate, went to the beach this morning and about to go to a bbq to watch the Grand Final in the Rugby League... gotta love life

I'm not sure if you're making fun of me or not.
All I meant to say is that the weather can't make up its mind. It's been fluctuating week by week from really hot to really cold. One week I'm riding to work wearing a T-shirt, then I'm bundled up in a warm coat adn scarf. A few days later I'm in a T-shirt again. and so the cycle has been going for about a month now. Tha'ts all.



sounds like a good time. I talked to teh wife over the weekend. We've just placed visiting Australia into our 5-year plan.

Come on over and I'll cook you the thickest, juciest T Bones you've ever seen...
*Jokes on him I'll be dead by then*

Seriously though that is wicked fucking cool. I hope your plans turn to reality and before you book anything I'll give you some insider tips of where to go and where not to go etc

Sounds Terrif!!!


Oh, they will... And I'll be sure to consult you before we plan anything. If I'm going that far, I want to have the best time possible. It usually helps to have an insider so you don't get swept into the typical tourist adventures.

When my wife went to China she had an amazing experience. She really had a cultural experience there because the leader of the group she went with really knew his way around and how to find neat new things. They stayed with a farming family for a full day, they hiked up remote mountains, and tons and tons of other cool shit. Unfortuantely, she didnt' get see the Great Wall, but she's okay with that because she wouldn't trade anything else that she did there. We're considering going to the 2008 olympics in China... but we're a little late in the planning game.

Okay., Talk about going off on a tangent. I'm going to shut up now

Yeah I'll book you in places you need to book months in advance for and I'll send you for a drink where the locals drink, not just the tourists etc

sa-weet!

That's teh only way to travel. I hate feeling like a tourist. When we were in Mexico, I spoke with a Hispanic accent just to fit in.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy what s up big guy

You crazy esse...



my cock... now

How ya doin Bunni? It's been far too long

ooooh, I hope this goes somewhere.

I saw her name on the screen when I logged on last but alas she must have been logging off when I was logging on... missed her by that much

Hey Im thirsty.....Got any beer in your fridge?

I just realized that I had never posted in your thread...WTF?

Hi Kiana!! I've heard lots about you... you,puppet and I should have a strip off some time!

And don't worry Bondi, I haven't forgotten about you!! I arranged for you to attend a strip off with Gnappy and Evade... Bobaloo volunteered to video tape it!

hi baby! i've heard lots about you... you and kiana should have a strip off sometime and let me watch the whole thing

lol cmon jrock. you only have half a brain, let the guy with half an eye do it

That's like asking if you've got any apprehended violence orders pending?



WTF indeed? I can now declare my 411 perfect and complete!



Your a sick twisted individual



I didn't SEE that one coming

oh i get it! an eye joke! lol 0.-

EYE think you got it

eye cap'n

This is the level of posting one can expect when all the old brigade are here

Holy fuck the smilie's have actually taken over!

wait a minute... I just realized something......

What is it?

Your signature is missing someone

a Baby pic???

hey! i only have like...one pic...altho it IS sussed

but..i would take pics as well!

*sniff* i used to be loved! LOVED!!

By whom exactly?

Yes... you better have a good excuse Mr. Bondi.

And seriously.. you've got Sussed.. what more do you need!!??