Ah as we have said before.... the female orgasm is an myth!

Like elves, leprechauns and eskimo's

you mean there's supposed to be more?

Yeah and watching hockey doesn't count as foreplay. Go figure.

SEE above quote

well, she's supposed to get up and fix me a snack when I'm done, but she usually just sits in bed and cries for an hour. She's a very sensitive person, so i can see why she would get emotional over how beautiful the experience is for her

Its the least she can do!

For the few of you who have asked and the even fewer that are privy to bondi's myspace page I have added a pic of my lovely fiancee to my page (no its not nude u perverts!)

Hey Bondi how have ya been baby?

the jager pic is pretty cool but no pic of you and a female

Missing you around here thats for sure!

I cant complain, life is good! Heading into summer in Australia and it is this time of year that I really live for. I wish I was wealthy enough to just continually chase summer around the globe and forget winter ever exists!

Getting hitched soon too!



I just logged on and it isn't there? Strange.... I'll put it back up

And here I thought you were going to be marrying the jager

Now that would be a happy marriage.

She cries because she can't believe she had sex with you....again. Maybe she feels guilty about her boyfriend not knowing...
OR..better yet, maybe she's crying cause she didn't feel it and faked an orgasm.

just some thoughts. Not like i have done any of the above.... ok wrong,.. not that i've done any of the above and cried about it.

I think that was a burn

Ouch!

correction, burnS

Truth hurts. But at least I was being burned by hott

I also would have accepted Boo- Urns?

Well, I vote for Pukahontis. Now let's get movin' I have a date with Eudora Welty.

BUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

excellent. bribing those judges sure paid off ! :thmubup:

Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?



And the Emmy goes too.....

I'm not sure I like the idea of faking orgasms, I think id rather know that I tried and failed. The lesson is, never try.

the pee guy fakes orgasms???

haha, i guess he doesn't want to make evade feel bad

Set and spike!!

Ouch

Ah, that makes up for the burn...even if this pic was for Bondi

Spotted



Thanks gorgeous.... you certainly know how to make a guy feel special.... and horny

bondi you are in big trouble!

What did I do....

and do I need to be spanked?

personal or not, I'll enjoy it none the less




whatever he did, you can get back at him by posting a pic in my 411
That is all.

Look at that. she's shaved in the shape of a V which stands for Vobaloo. Musta been a typo.

what a spin doctor

or better yet just do it here continously until I learn my lesson!

Do any of you ever challenge your own perception of reality? EVen for nothing else than for a bit of fun. It truly makes you think about how in the whole scheme of things, we are insignificant at best.

I know the whole, "I think, therefore I am" stuff... but what if it was US, that was the product of another being's imagination? Are we the biggest main inhabitants of a world or is there a world out there full of beings that are 50ft tall? Or conversly 5 inches tall?

Whatever the case, I hope the twisted son of a bitch who is dreaming me into existince right now stays asleep for sometime, because I am having too much damn fun

hmm well i remember it was something legit but i dont remember now.. i was stoned at the time.. what can i say? lol maybe i willthink of it

wait nope thought of it.. you do not have me in your lil signature thing! im outraged.. i thought i was in your top faves!

I often have that problem



Well my dear you are yet to send me a personalised pic.... then, you will be added to my list of all time beauties!

so now you take it back? im insulted!

i sure hope this argument leads up to nude pics of WnC

I think about it all the time. It's probably a detriment to me at how much time I ponder this subject and related topics.
Go watch this . Got to the navigation menu and click imagining the 10 dimensions. It illustrates what may very well be the closest thing to what's going on that I've seen. But then again who knows.


problem?


are u stoned again?

I could go on and on and on and on about this subject... but I won't. I will say that I read a lot of interesting stuff when I was obsessed with the Matrix movies. If you want to read lots of interesting essays and theories and stuff, just search for "brain in a vat." that's the catch phrase for one facet of what you're talking about. It'd also be interesting for you to read The Allegory of the Cave. It's a short dialoge written by Plato I believe and it deals with different reality perspectives based on your level of awareness of your surroundings...

Read that and search for the brain vat phrase. You will find countless links that will really fuck with your mind. I recommend a completely sober state of mind when reading.... you can really hurt yourself otherwise.

hmmmm.......... Deep thoughts by Bob.

Deep Thoughts about bob:

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

The best book I've ever read on the subject is Ken Wilbur's "No Boundaries" He combines human consciousness with quantrum physics in a pretty original and interesting way.

this thread is starting to sound like my philosophy book.. which has interesting views but the tests are hard, nothing i cant handle though.. you know how i do

Thanks for the links guys.... I'll check em out in due time. It is just a little thing I Like to think about occasionaly to really fuck with my own perception of reality




I would never take back such an accolade.... i was just fishing for some personal nudie shots.... If not, I'll add the pic which you mentioned my name in the title



Shit.... I'll watch it in 2009 then when I come down



I guess thats what drugs does to ones brains.... you think about some weird shit!

Well yesterday I suffered some foot in mouth disease.... I felt like vanishing after this. Here's the story;

At my house my hot water is heated by gas. After a month or two of problems with out existing old gas heater we decided it was time to buy a new one. The guy that lives a few doors up installs them for a living so we asked him to come down and hook us up with a new one. He said he'd install it for cost price and wouldn't charge us anything extra.

Now in Australia it is almost custom to buy anyone that helps you out like this a case of beer. So knowing he was coming around I got a case of beer. he came, installed and got it up and running. I paid him for the system and then said, "here mate, here is some beer. Thanks for helping us out."

He did not want the beer (I thought he was just being polite) so I insisted he take it as a favour. After a minute of back and forth he said, "Last year my brother died from years of alcohol abuse and I swore I'd never drink again."

I could have died....

Hey man, you gotta let yourself off easy on this one. Just the fact that it's "almost a custom" means that it's practically expected. ie, that it's really an insult if you don't at least offer. Not being there, I can see how it would be uncomfortable to "insist" but since that's part of the whole process, you were only following custom. I went a year with out drinking anything (from March 05-March 06), and always put my friends at ease when they were drinking around me. I use to have to push full beers away, that were bought and paid for, then explain why I wasn't drinking. The onus to make accomodations is with the person who is going against custom, no matter how "unfair" that may at first appear.


On a side note, I ran into a guy from "down under" tonight. I happened to mention that I knew someone from Bondi Beach. When I pronounced "Bondi" I said "Bondee".I was corrected, it's pronounced Bond-I. I always thought it was Bondee. It made me wonder, what pronunciation were you guys using?

Good you didn´t And how you could have known that...

Ok, I´m so happy right now (even if a doctor did something to my left boob today and it´s hurting a bit...) so I will take a pic soon And tell you why I´m so fucking happyhappyhappy