but who really asked you ? lol

I think it was hilarious. Nothing wrong with laughing at a joke about yourself. I have no problem laughing at jokes about me when they're funny. And trust me, when you're me, your friends have LOTS of material with which to make jokes.


ditto!



1) I didn't know you needed prompting to post an opinion on this board... especially this board
2) Who cares?
3) Don't be so sensative.

1 yes you do
2. nobody thats for damn sure
3. Im not, I just got this really bad rash between my toes ..

I think you're taking your foot fetish a bit to far

it itches really bad .

That'll teach ya to keep dirty penises away from your feet

well if I had washed it you would have wanted to swallow it so I left it dirty ..

Didn't realize you lived there.

Was the hotel going to be an expensive one? With heart shaped chocolates and an expensive bottle of wine.

Bunni so were did you visit in CHicago ?

You bet your sweet little ass, it was. At least, if you would have wanted it to. I'll just keep it in mind for next time you're out this way.

In an indirect way you did... above

besides its my 411




Probably more like a Motor Inn with a cheap bottle of moonshine and a pack of cigarettes

yeah, you're right.

But that's all I can afford on a pin monkey's salary

You're a Pin Monkey?

For the first time in my life Im not ashamed of you

from now on we can only use regular toilet paper, not that quilted kind.


oh, and only one of you can go to college.

*bondi punches the wall*

OK!

Hello dear!

Forgot about that part. well done!

Hey, hon.

But why would you say hello to me in Bondi's thread?

Hello to you too gorgeous



For shame!

Sore ass!

I miss you already, and if I haven't told you before, that last poem you had here has really impacted me. You have been a lot of fun.

L.

I must be reading all these threads backwards, cuz I don't know what's going on. I feel as slow as a Canadian

I am glad something I created had such a profound impact on another human being. I sincerely hope our paths cross once again

It makes things more interesting!

WEll, you've got a point there

So Bondi did ya get to frolick in the foam on the beach south of Sidney ?

You saw that huh?

No mate I didn't even know about it until I saw it on the news... some crazy shit!

it was the headline news for good morning america yesterday ... looks wild ..

Wait... what?? Bondi made headline news for streaking on the beach and I missed it?

well, "it" is rather small and easy to miss.

Headline? Fuck slow news day.... it was one of those "feel good after the weather type stories here"

It looked fucking insane though, never seen anything like it!



Ur loss babe

Ok fellow melon lovers, Im out for a weekend of debauchery. I will be away all weekend at a bucks party weekend (bachelor party)

Play nice without me

See you runnin naked on the beach, Baywatch style!!!!!!

Have fun..... see you soon

I was at a conference facility called the Q centre, just outside of Chicago in St. Charles.

Is your farm with all those exotic animals close by?

ARGH!!! I know exactly where that's at and it would have taken me about 20 minutes to get to you and sweep you off your feet.

Don't ask me what I would have wanted. I will leave you penniless by the time I am done telling you what will satisfy me.


Chocolates and Wine was just a bait to get you interested in me. Now that I have your attention, it is a different story

Nah! I'll just use the wife's credit card.

so what time should I pick you up?

Let me check with my assistant if we can fit you in

she is hot as well. We can be very expensive

Might need your dad's credit card too.....

Im just finishing off at wotj on this lovely friday afternoon in Sydney and Im about to head down the coast for a few days. It is still winter here but today is a balmy 26 Celcius... I love global warming!

Good idea. I'll grab my sister's too. She's in college, so her credit is pretty good still.

The Business My brother n I have is in St Charles ..

No animals that vicinity sorry ..travel a little further south .

So yeah thanks everyone for asking how my weekend was

Seriously though one thing I would like to say is that I have an extra public holiday this year and it is on Friday!

the APEC summit is being held in Sydney this year and to ease congestion around the city and further tighten security around the event our Prime Minister has given all of Sydney a day off work...hooray!

Whoa... that is bad ass.
I have tomorrow off work... it's a holiday... but it's not near as cool as the Prime Minister giving a whole city a day off....

He's got my vote!

A gentlemn from Sidney by the name of Skip Jackson won the sprint car race here close to home over the weekend , hes a pretty good driver to be honest .. not on the national circuit yet but with a few more sponsors he might make the trip .

Just a quick note, it's Sydney, Sidney is in Canada I think... and I have no idea who Skip Jackson is. I am not really into motorsports

That's why Australia is great...here they would just make us work at night or on Sunday instead.





naturally



it is in Nova Scotia, Canada, but it's spelled Sydney too.

Tell your PM to make it out this way. I could really use a day off of work.

And with that day off you'd come and visit me, right!?

I'm halfway there now.