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misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 01:10 AM)
Like Kokanee???
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wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 21 2007, 07:27 PM)
wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.
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Yeah a customer of mine gave me a 6 pack a while back and it tastes fucking great. i'd love to taste it in a can but you can only get the bottles out here. Really nice beer food-smiley-004.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 21 2007, 02:27 AM)
wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.
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but we always love your opinions along with your assets .. drinkup.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 20 2007, 11:31 PM)
Cold beer is as important as flavour to us Aussies. When we visit other countries who serve their beer warm we hate it. Maybe it is because of our temperate climate but if it isn't cold, we don't want it!

There are a heap of companies that do that in Australia. We even have Rum ande Coke on Tap served below freezing! The Tooheys Extra Dry Extra Cold is doing a roaring trade served anywhere between -1C and -4C
Send it bondi's way too grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I agree about the cold thing. I hate warm beer. I just don't like how beer companies market some beer as the coldest tasting beer. It's not gonna taste that cold if I have a case sitting underneath my desk at work

(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)


note to self: visit aussie bar.

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 21 2007, 12:55 AM)
I can't believe I just spent 20 minutes reading about beer in all its forms, temperatures and dispensers...

must have been the simpsons references...especially the ashtray one... laughing-smiley-014.gif

Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close.
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i try and spend at least 20 mins a day talking about beer....and much more than that drinking it.

and great quote hahah



QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 21 2007, 01:08 AM)
absolutely, the campaign was too much for my weak mind...no cold filtered, triple brewed, extra hoppy, micro beer, though...just a Canadian from my really cold fridge.  food-smiley-004.gif
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food-smiley-004.gif
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 02:10 AM)
Like Kokanee???
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food-smiley-004.gif

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 21 2007, 01:10 AM)
wow, that's impressive...i didn't think anyone outside of canada would know about our beer...i think it is better than kokanee, but that is just my opinion.

ya know, I used to love Canadian when the brewery in Regina was still open. Once we started getting it from Edmonton, something in it changed, maybe that nasty North Saskatchewan River water.
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 05:22 AM)
Yeah a customer of mine gave me a 6 pack a while back and it tastes fucking great. i'd love to taste it in a can but you can only get the bottles out here. Really nice beer food-smiley-004.gif
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it's funny...in canada if you got beer in a can, we'd say, "i'd love to taste it in a bottle" laughing-smiley-017.gif
ddd35
[quote=Gnappster,Jun 21 2007, 09:31 AM]


(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)


note to self: visit aussie bar.
i try and spend at least 20 mins a day talking about beer....and much more than that drinking it.


food-smiley-004.gif


piss on talking about beer food-smiley-004.gif lets just drink it
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 22 2007, 02:31 AM)
I agree about the cold thing. I hate warm beer. I just don't like how beer companies market some beer as the coldest tasting beer. It's not gonna taste that cold if I have a case sitting underneath my desk at work

(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)


note to self: visit aussie bar.


it's funny...in canada if you got beer in a can, we'd say, "i'd love to taste it in a bottle" laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Oh I know what you mean. It's only as cold as the person who serves it wants it to be!

Note to self; next year, order fewer cards

I guess you always want what you cant have!

Do you guys get any aussie beer in Canada or the States aside from Fosters?
johnnyjk
I gave a seventeen year old that works with us on occasion a backhander today when he started to explain this new way of downing beers its called a funnel he say bang.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 10:50 PM)
Do you guys get any aussie beer in Canada or the States aside from Fosters?
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Surprisingly no, since Australia makes some damned good beer from what I have read. I am gonna make some Cooper's home brew soon though.
What are some other good and/or pupular Aussie beers I might see. Maybe I have just overlooked them.
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 21 2007, 09:50 PM)
Do you guys get any aussie beer in Canada or the States aside from Fosters?
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 22 2007, 10:21 AM)
Surprisingly no, since Australia makes some damned good beer from what I have read. I am gonna make some Cooper's home brew soon though.
What are some other good and/or pupular Aussie beers I might see. Maybe I have just overlooked them.
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In BC, in my local store we do get some Aussie beers, which I have not tried yet.
Bushman's Lager
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Victoria Bitter
I'll pick some up, any one in particular? Or all? tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 22 2007, 01:59 PM)
In BC, in my local store we do get some Aussie beers, which I have not tried yet. 
Bushman's Lager
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Victoria Bitter
I'll pick some up, any one in particular?  Or all?  tongue.gif
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Are you going to pick some up on the way over to my house? smile.gif
Christof
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 21 2007, 07:13 PM)
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 21 2007, 09:31 AM)



(note to self: buy beer fridge for work)


note to self: visit aussie bar.
i try and spend at least 20 mins a day talking about beer....and much more than that drinking it.
food-smiley-004.gif

piss on talking about beer food-smiley-004.gif lets just drink it
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ph34r.gif smilio02.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 23 2007, 04:21 AM)
Surprisingly no, since Australia makes some damned good beer from what I have read. I am gonna make some Cooper's home brew soon though.
What are some other good and/or pupular Aussie beers I might see. Maybe I have just overlooked them.
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That is a shock!

We make an array of great beer. Even our cheap beer is pretty darn good. Coopers is a great beer. Which one are you making sparkling ale or pale ale?

The funny thing about beer in this country is that each state seems to drink differently. Coopers is massive in South Australia but considered boutique everywhere else. VB is big in Melbourne and Sydney but XXXX beer is alot more popular in Brisbane. Perth have their Emu Lager, which no one, no one else drinks!

Check out the link and it'll give you a good selection of beers made in every state...

Mmmmmmmm..... Beeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 23 2007, 04:59 AM)
In BC, in my local store we do get some Aussie beers, which I have not tried yet. 
Bushman's Lager
Coopers Sparkling Ale
Victoria Bitter
I'll pick some up, any one in particular?  Or all?  tongue.gif
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I have never even heard of Bushman's Lager blink.gif

Coopers once again is great. Sparkling is 5.8% alc. vol unless they change it for foreign markets. It'll get u fucked up. VB is a great bitter, more an everyday beer but still great!
misschickie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 22 2007, 11:01 AM)
Are you going to pick some up on the way over to my house? smile.gif
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I am on my way, sugar! food-smiley-004.gif

Light the grill, let's do this right!
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 22 2007, 03:03 PM)
That is a shock!

We make an array of great beer. Even our cheap beer is pretty darn good. Coopers is a great beer. Which one are you making sparkling ale or pale ale?

The funny thing about beer in this country is that each state seems to drink differently. Coopers is massive in South Australia but considered boutique everywhere else. VB is big in Melbourne and Sydney but XXXX beer is alot more popular in Brisbane. Perth have their Emu Lager, which no one, no one else drinks!

Check out the link and it'll give you a good selection of beers made in every state...

Mmmmmmmm..... Beeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I have never even heard of Bushman's Lager blink.gif

Coopers once again is great. Sparkling is 5.8% alc. vol unless they change it for foreign markets. It'll get u fucked up. VB is a great bitter, more an everyday beer but still great!
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Well, I think I'll just have to get them all! Thanks for the input, bondi.


Independant Breweries, Laverton, Australia
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 23 2007, 11:19 AM)
Well, I think I'll just have to get them all!  Thanks for the input, bondi.
Independant Breweries, Laverton, Australia
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Sounds like a good night in grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 22 2007, 08:15 PM)
I am on my way, sugar!    food-smiley-004.gif

Light the grill, let's do this right!
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The grill is fired up and so am I!

love-smiley-077.gif
bondiguy
No picking up in my thread tongue.gif
closeup
When it comes to great tasting beer, you can't beat New England. For an award- winning White beer, try Allagash White. Then try Shipyard Export, brewed and bottled about a mile from where I live and shipped all over the country. I've tried a lot of different beers but when I drink a draf,it's almost always a Shipyard.
misschickie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 23 2007, 05:56 AM)
The grill is fired up and so am I! 

love-smiley-077.gif
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knock, knock... love-smiley-077.gif

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 23 2007, 09:48 PM)
No picking up in my thread tongue.gif
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sorry, with all the drinking that goes on here, i just assumed it was a bar...my bad. tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(closeup @ Jun 24 2007, 04:03 PM)
When it comes to great tasting beer, you can't beat New England. For an award- winning White beer, try Allagash White. Then try Shipyard Export, brewed and bottled about a mile from where I live and shipped all over the country. I've tried a lot of different beers but when I drink a draf,it's almost always a Shipyard.
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I'll give it a go if I make my way over food-smiley-004.gif

QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 24 2007, 07:53 PM)
sorry, with all the drinking that goes on here, i just assumed it was a bar...my bad.  tongue.gif
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Thats cool... I just wanted to post someh=thing really and I was too drunk to think of anything esle tongue.gif
bondiguy
Because I think this is so damn good....

You Are, I Am.

You are like a French Fry when I should be eating fruit
A simple pair of shorts when I should be in a suit
You are mediocrity when all I seek is fame
And when I want to simmer, you are a bright blue flame.

You are the Persian rug when I’m out on the tiles
You are just an evil smirk when all I want is smiles
You talk about the future when it’s all in my past
You want to roll the credits when I want things to last.

You are my iron foot when I’m trying not to speed
Here I am a full grown tree when you are just the seed
You’re the scent of cigarette when I’m struggling to breathe
And whilst my name is Adam you will never be my Eve.
-bondi
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 22 2007, 04:03 PM)
We make an array of great beer. Even our cheap beer is pretty darn good. Coopers is a great beer. Which one are you making sparkling ale or pale ale?

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Not sure yet. I tend to like pale ales. What's the sparkling ale like.

QUOTE(closeup @ Jun 23 2007, 11:03 PM)
When it comes to great tasting beer, you can't beat New England. For an award- winning White beer, try Allagash White. Then try Shipyard Export, brewed and bottled about a mile from where I live and shipped all over the country. I've tried a lot of different beers but when I drink a draf,it's almost always a Shipyard.
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I think those beers would suck! In fact the only way my opionion might be swayed was if you were to send me a 6...no 12 pack of each for me to try.

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 25 2007, 05:37 AM)
Because I think this is so damn good....

You Are, I Am.

You are like a French Fry when I should be eating fruit
A simple pair of shorts when I should be in a suit
You are mediocrity when all I seek is fame
And when I want to simmer, you are a bright blue flame.

You are the Persian rug when I’m out on the tiles
You are just an evil smirk when all I want is smiles
You talk about the future when it’s all in my past
You want to roll the credits when I want things to last.

You are my iron foot when I’m trying not to speed
Here I am a full grown tree when you are just the seed
You’re the scent of cigarette when I’m struggling to breathe
And whilst my name is Adam you will never be my Eve.
-bondi
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Have I read that before?
closeup
I'll send a twelve pack to your local supermarket. Just give them a twenty and ask for it.
Gnappster
QUOTE(closeup @ Jun 25 2007, 02:38 PM)
I'll send a twelve pack to your local supermarket. Just give them a twenty and ask for it.
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If only they sold beer in supermarkets here sad.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 26 2007, 04:35 AM)
Not sure yet. I tend to like pale ales. What's the sparkling ale like.

Have I read that before?
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It's lighter and a heap more potent!

Not sure, I was hella bored last night and I really like that one... So fuck it, i posted it (again?) tongue.gif


QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 26 2007, 08:02 AM)
If only they sold beer in supermarkets here sad.gif
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Wouldn't the world be a sweet place!
bondiguy
Better get my arse to work....

(ok i just wanted to get my thread to the top) tongue.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 25 2007, 04:37 AM)
Because I think this is so damn good....

You Are, I Am.

You are like a French Fry when I should be eating fruit
A simple pair of shorts when I should be in a suit
You are mediocrity when all I seek is fame
And when I want to simmer, you are a bright blue flame.

You are the Persian rug when I’m out on the tiles
You are just an evil smirk when all I want is smiles
You talk about the future when it’s all in my past
You want to roll the credits when I want things to last.

You are my iron foot when I’m trying not to speed
Here I am a full grown tree when you are just the seed
You’re the scent of cigarette when I’m struggling to breathe
And whilst my name is Adam you will never be my Eve.
-bondi
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bondi...you wrote that? wow! you go, renaissance man. smile.gif

and look, your thread is back on top. don't say i don't do anything for you.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 25 2007, 06:25 PM)
Better get my arse to work....

(ok i just wanted to get my thread to the top) tongue.gif
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I just sent your thread to the bottom. blink.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 25 2007, 04:12 PM)
Not sure, I was hella bored last night and I really like that one... So fuck it, i posted it (again?) tongue.gif
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i said I thought I read it before, I didn't say stop tongue.gif

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 26 2007, 08:44 AM)
I just sent your thread to the bottom. blink.gif
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that'll learn em!
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 26 2007, 10:12 AM)
bondi...you wrote that?  wow!  you go, renaissance man.  smile.gif

and look, your thread is back on top.  don't say i don't do anything for you.
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Yes ma'am I did. I used to write alot more than I do now, I just do it when the mood strikes me or when something significant happens in my life.

I have a few scattered through my 411 if you wanna check it out, I'll post one here and there grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
For the beer nerds amongst us...

FOSTERS!
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 26 2007, 10:50 PM)
For the beer nerds amongst us...

FOSTERS!
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well who would have ever thunk it ???? coco.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 26 2007, 10:50 PM)
For the beer nerds amongst us...

FOSTERS!
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so prior to this, they brewed an Australian beer in Canada for the US market? coz.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 28 2007, 03:24 AM)
so prior to this, they brewed an Australian beer in Canada for the US market?  coz.gif
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I was as stunned as you! haha

I dare say the 6 million cases we sell in the us is about 3 million times what we sell in Australia laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
I don't know if I posted this one before but it's a personal favourite...

SHORT OF EXPECTATION
All I’ll leave is memories,
Images of ennui.
A one point five out of three
Give it life and let it breathe.

The more I try the more I fail
Eyes bloodshot, my skin is pale,
I need a fix so make the sale.
A pinnacle, a height, a snail.

Turn around and look right back
Will you take a look at that?
Somehow I turned more white to black.
No hints, no tricks, no magic act.
-bondi
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 28 2007, 04:38 AM)
I don't know if I posted this one before but it's a personal favourite...

SHORT OF EXPECTATION
All I’ll leave is memories,
Images of ennui.
A one point five out of three
Give it life and let it breathe.

The more I try the more I fail
Eyes bloodshot, my skin is pale,
I need a fix so make the sale.
A pinnacle, a height, a snail.

Turn around and look right back
Will you take a look at that?
Somehow I turned more white to black.
No hints, no tricks, no magic act.
-bondi
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its a hit grinning-smiley-003.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 28 2007, 03:38 AM)
I don't know if I posted this one before but it's a personal favourite...

SHORT OF EXPECTATION
All I’ll leave is memories,
Images of ennui.
A one point five out of three
Give it life and let it breathe.

The more I try the more I fail
Eyes bloodshot, my skin is pale,
I need a fix so make the sale.
A pinnacle, a height, a snail.

Turn around and look right back
Will you take a look at that?
Somehow I turned more white to black.
No hints, no tricks, no magic act.
-bondi
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wow, bondi. that one is something. i am gonna have to go through and check more out.
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 30 2007, 02:40 AM)
wow, bondi.  that one is something.  i am gonna have to go through and check more out.
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You damn well better grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jun 29 2007, 09:40 AM)
wow, bondi.  that one is something.  i am gonna have to go through and check more out.
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and hurry drinkup.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 29 2007, 09:11 PM)
You damn well better grinning-smiley-003.gif
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 30 2007, 05:51 AM)
and hurry  drinkup.gif
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ok, so i am on page 30 of 68...i feel like i am cramming for bondi finals
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 09:14 AM)
ok, so i am on page 30 of 68...i feel like i am cramming for bondi finals
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If you pass.. you actually get a night with bondi grinning-smiley-003.gif

I dont know where the poems are... i can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 8:30am tongue.gif
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 1 2007, 03:25 PM)
If you pass.. you actually get a night with bondi grinning-smiley-003.gif

I dont know where the poems are... i can barely remember what I did this morning and it's only 8:30am tongue.gif
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sweet...pgs 31-68 it is, then...

don't worry your pretty little head...i'll look for them tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 2 2007, 09:37 AM)
sweet...pgs 31-68 it is, then...

don't worry your pretty little head...i'll look for them  tongue.gif
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happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading!
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 1 2007, 10:13 PM)
happy reading... also, its up to page 69 now (how apt) so you better start reading!
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Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong. It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize. tongue.gif

Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32. You know what would be swell??? A page "jump to". blink.gif

Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today...
"In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 10:34 AM)
Well, bond-eye...i was totally pronouncing you wrong.  It was in my head that I was mispronouncing it, but I am sure you felt something amiss in the way I was speaking to you, and for that I apologize.  tongue.gif

Update: I found 3 from pages 31-40...including a completely lovely one on page 32.  You know what would be swell???  A page "jump to".   blink.gif

Meanwhile...this made me spit beer onto my keyboard today...
"In other news, it was so hot in Sydney today, I was sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market"
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Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc"

It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert!
bondiguy
ONE WAY
Sometimes I am ugly
Sometimes I am hot
Sometimes I’m poetic
Sometimes I am not
Sometimes I will lead
Sometimes I will follow
Sometimes I am nice
Sometimes it is hollow.

Sometimes I will flutter
Sometimes I will soar
Sometimes I’m electric
Sometimes I’m a bore
Sometimes I’m ambivalent
Although I’m not sure.
-bondi
misschickie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 2 2007, 09:15 PM)
Haha that line is killer... I don't even remember saying it but it's pretty funny. I have heaps of those types of jokes. The, "I'm so **** it's like.... etc"

It was so hot in Sydney today I was sweating like a pedophile at a Wiggles concert!
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wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard? tongue.gif


this is the one that struck me...

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.


I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi

grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(misschickie @ Jul 3 2007, 05:01 PM)
wiggles concert...creepy...but why am I laughing so hard?  tongue.gif
this is the one that struck me...

SURROUNDED

I am the cheese in a room full of rats
I am the rat in a cupboard full of cats,
I am the vase that’s right on the edge
I am alive but everyone’s dead.

I am the plankton riding a wave
I am rock’n’roll but the world is a rave,
I am the voice but you are all deaf
I’m on the right but you have all left.
I am the flower that you want to kill
I was once alive but you never will,
I am alone with you in the crowd
I whisper it softly that people allowed.

I am a kiss surrounded by hate
I am the hook all covered in bait,
I play by the rules when nothing is fair
I am in love so I don’t really care.

-bondi

grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Yeah I have a few great one liners!

Also, I did scroll through and see which one it was that grabbed your attention... I do know what you mean by a "jump to" feature... had to scroll through alotta shit to find it! haha
ddd35
did you guys catch lettermens 10 reasons why Homer Simpson should be president ?
misschickie
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 3 2007, 05:21 AM)
did you guys catch lettermens  10 reasons  why Homer Simpson should be president  ?
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...that was hilarious!
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