it aint that bad Pay I turn 41 here in couple weeks 40 has been fun

WEll, bondi, today is officially your birthday out in my neck of the woods

So here's your birthday greetings from the past...

Happy Birthday!!

Yeah, weren't you featured on the show "Pimp My Walker"?

do you know how to wind me up? Huh big boy?

can't quote her with out a pic of her and DAMN She's HOTTT!!!!!!!!!

Wow... good luck with that!

When you're 40 you can't drink yourself stupid no more



I am almost 26! haha

Thanks for the BDAY wish



I'd like ot think I would



and how.... she is sexy, sexy, sexy!

Gwen is hot, but she ain't got nothing on you.



spotted

i think it'd be awesome to see Gwen and Hott in a little round of jelly wrestling

I'll face the winner!


and the loser!

You wish!


Just check the mirror

I knew there was a possible burn in there somewhere.

Of course you found it

That's right.

When people think bobaloo, they automatically think burning.

hey wait a minute. What did I just say?

dude if my wrestling match turns out the way i saw that wrestling match in my thread ( and i am happy it's in there), i will wrestle anyone...of course within reason. She has to be a she and HOTT!

That is very true....

and well done!



I'll start working on my faincee now!

SEX

now that I have your attention

So, of late my life is being consumed with all things weddings (as Bob would know). I am trying to let bondigirl look after most of the things as she is super pumped about it all, and loves the whole process. I on the other hand love beer.... anyway.

One thing I am adamant on is music. Music for the ceremony, music for the reception etc. I am far from being a traditionalist so wherever possible I am using contemporary music. Pop, rock whatever.

I am compiling a list of songs I want to use but I just have to decide on when and how to use them. I am 99% or first dance will be to a song called "Better Together" by Jack Johnson. Also, I am thinking of using "Woman" by Wofmother during the time I will be taking bondigirls garter off.

Anyway, to the point. I wan't to surprise bondigirl with a song during the reception. You know, me with an axe and a mic belting out an acoustic tune.... but what? I am agonising over song choice. Bondigirl isn't as into music as I am, so choosing her fav song is hard because it changes weekly...

Can anyone help me out???



p.s if you reading this post still..... I am shocked!

sounds like me. the one thing i was concerned about at my wedding was music.

Anyway, when you said you up there with an axe it reminded me of Otto singing Freebird on the bus while playing Bart's guitar. So I guess my answer is Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.. However I have been moving boxes and drinking beer for the last 3 hours in preparation for the move, so I wouldn't take too much of what I say as important or even useful.

I'll try and be more helpful later.

I'll wait until Tuesday for your answer

I was totally into the music for my wedding as well. I had a crazy list of songs for the deejay for the different events that were going on. I left the party to him, but the stuff that needed background music I was all over.

anyway, I'll talk to my brain and see what I can come up with. I think I might have a few ideas for ya.

first of all nobody pays attention to the music anway , they are just there for the free booze and to see if the bride and bridesmaids show some cleavage ..and if there thongs are noticeable thru there dresses .. as far as music from what ive seen from ya here Id say anything by culture club and the village people YMCA would be a nice song ... then maybe some of the tunes that evade say are on te brokeback mountain soundtrack . they say there romantic as hell ....

but seriously rock and pop music isnt a very popular choice around here , they use allot of country songs during the cerimony . I know thats not the way it is everywere but thats the way it is here .. im sure you can find some good ballads that will fit your needs ... the only song that i cared about was the chicago bulls theme song that we enetered the reception to , other then that I could have cared less .. and of course they played the thong song a few times , and booty music which gets the girls shaking there asses ... good luck and get the sex now cause I guarantee it will stop ...

Just don't kill it with beer!

URGENT! URGENT! URGENT!!!
Oh my god!!!!!!! i always said to that the day i get hitched..that was going to be my song.
I do have a great song though..that i absolutely love besides that one...it's by Ben Harper (jack johnson's really good buddy with an amazing voice and great guitar skills) It's called FOREVER. Look it up..you'll change your mind i think! Unless of course you want something a tad faster and more fun than stick with the song you chose. The forever song though she'll really have to listen to the lyrics cause they're great...and a HOTT guy would sing it to her while you dance (which is so traditional by the way).

By the way i think you are way hot! and that is no joke!

Uhh us Urgent a song or were you just excited to post? If it is a song, who is it by?

I do know who Ben harper is, I don't mind a few of his songs. I might check out that Forever one. We are going to use Better Together by Jack Johnson as our first dance song, but I also wanted a song to play for her and the people in attendance as a surprise. Me with me guitar, belting out a tune!



Damn....thanks hun

Hott.... amazing song choice!

It is definitely being short listed! I played it through a few times, and yeah, it felt great! I really should get into Ben more...

Maybe I should have posted this somewhere else as only you, Bob and Gnappy will see my question? haha

You sure about this marriage?

And I'll have a think about songs, im more into metal so not sure ill be too much help but ill have a looksie, wolfmother is a good choice great band. Just dont play time of your life by greenday, was a popular wedding song at one time and the lyrics arent really that suited

hey thanks I didnt know you cared .... I think your Hott to !!!!!!

Yeah alotta people choose songs they THINK are love songs, or mean something and mean something completely different.

The amount of break up songs I've heard at weddings is unbelievable!

i love the ben harper song! If you can pull that song off she'll love you forever. Or i will!

You will love me forever or pull me off?

Uhh, Tuesday's Gone by Lynyrd Skynyrd?




that's actually a cool entrance song to use

well I thought so to , like I said there is way to much time spent on music , dresses , flowers shit like that , the most important is you have plenty of booze , sexy bridemaids and lots of boobs ..i have to nieces that are getting married here next yr and there all worried about the music and shit I told them it , really doesnt matter .. its all for show anyway , none of it makes ya any more married , if I had it to do again and I may , I would have had a very private cerimony and a large blow out reception ...

to me though, music is important. it creates a mood. I know when I'm out drinking and having a good time, good music is essential. granted, you aren't going to please everyone, so at least pick stuff that you personally enjoy for your own wedding.

agreed just make sure they play the funky chicken song at least 2 times once when the guests are sober and once when there drunk ,, its a good laugh

Is that your final answer?



Call me crazy, but I do not want people barfing in the corner, drooling over bridesmaids showing too much cleavage whilst listening to some hick country singer from Bumfuck Tennesse at my wedding.... I have a little more class!

Also, my future wife is one of the girls who is all about the dream wedding,a nd a happy wife, is a happy life!





Agreed. I consider music to be a massive part of my life, and most of my friends and family know how important music is to me. I would actually say my guests would be expecting a certain level of musical standards at my wedding, and they'll be expecting my music choices to buck the trend of tradition choice

ive been to several 8 -10 keg wedding receptions , never seen anybody barf , usualyy im the bouncer that has to get there keys and such , the fact is the dream wedding is a farse , sorry it will make you no more married then if you go to the courthouse and get married , I recently went to a $15000. dollar wedding and those 2 lasted a yr and were divorced , i also just recently went to a $500 wedding and I think they will be together forever , cause they both realize life is simple and you can put on a show but it really doesnt help in the end ..its all about love and understanding , not the music not anything else materialistic , boys just remember your recieveing this from a man thats been married for 18 yrs .
10 yrs from your wedding date you will think back and say WOW that was stupid .. hell we hired a high dollar opera singer to sing in our wedding , i almost puked when she was done , it was not what was rehearsed ...

[quote=bondiguy,Dec 20 2006, 12:58 AM]

Call me crazy, but I do not want people barfing in the corner, drooling over bridesmaids showing too much cleavage whilst listening to some hick country singer from Bumfuck Tennesse at my wedding.... I have a little more class!


come on now you live in Australia its pretty damn close to bumfuck Egypt . JK

I hear what you're saying but I think you miss what bondi is saying.

Yeah I know , Bondi dont take offense to any of it , its just my opinion but I have seen it time and time again , good luck to ya mate ...

it is like explaining algebra to the down syndrome

I am not putting on a show for anyone but myself. Yeah, I am a beach bum most of the times but believe it or not I do enjoy the finer things in life on occasion. Good food at a nice place, nice champagne, nice surroundings, a great honeymoon.... I would never call that a waste of money. I know it makes us no more wed than those who do at the registery but it is what makes my wife happy, and I'm all for it.

Re the music, like I said. My mates (both guys and girls) will be expecting a level of entertainment and music at my wedding because they know I am so musically inclined. If they walked in and heard cheesy love songs or music that had no relevance they would think they had walked into the wrong room.

I kNow what ya mean Bondi , its not a show, we around here call it show and tell , first ya have the dog and pony show , then ya tell everybody what it costs ... LOL Its very important for her to be happy for sure and it goes along way to your well being . I hope it all goes as planned , a litle hint spend the big money on the honeymoon , and dont go anywear that you have to site see cause youll be so tired when ya get back to the room ya wont feel like consomating the nuptuals ...


and on the music Im sure both of them will enjoy it (friends )that is

I'll respond in bullet form because I am lazy....

*No one knows how much it is all costing except our parents.
*Dog and Pony show?
*The honeymoon is a big budget one, we will be in Europe
*I live with my fiancee now, we have consumated our vowels many times over

Well thank you very much. I've been around for over a year and you have finally noticed me. I thought you didn't care for me. Now I can feel as though I belong 'cause the man from down under gave me a bumb. Send me a pm sometime and I'll really give you what for

dont waste your time , hes not worth it great pic by the way

oh old fashioned MA and PA fit the bill , new wave is the bride and groom pay the bill ..
its were common folk dress up and show off .. thus dog and pony
Europe is nice .never been there probably wont get there
congratulations , but that takes the fun out of the honeymoon ..

You are welcome....

I actually have noticed you since day one, I am just a very bad procrastinator

Oh... and I shall have to PM you pronto!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am outta here for a few days over the Christmas break.... I'll probably be back Wednesday, maybe?

Have a rocking Christmas people. Eat, drink and be very, very merry!

-Bondi

I know yer gone but being a jagermeister connoiss---expert, I was wondering if you ever tried jagnog. It's eggnog with jager instead of rum. I thought it would be gross, but having tried 5 or 6 of them, I've discovered it makes the magically delicious taste of eggnog even better.

That is all.

Oh, and Merry Christmas!

Anyone who doesn't care for you or your fantastic body is just too wasted to count! Ignore them and concentrate on the ones who love you...!

couldn't resist when I saw this:
AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.