haha pretty close to that.
I think it's one from bondi's personal collection.

eh fuck you all

of course, that IS an offer for cort

as long as her mind is altered somehow!



now that is OLD SCHOOL!

nope sorry... never done a drug ever.


you got that right biyotch!


hehe happily accepted.....


if i was going to be with you, yea id HAVE to be in an altered state....

really?
right now I'm high on nyQuil and sudafed.

mmm, nyquil... it comes in "red" and "green" and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like "red" and "green"

hahhaha you know... oddly true

jork...your ALWAYS high on something...that or you got dropped on your head a few too many times as a baby...and cort, HELL YEAH!!

Ditto

you do know she was refering to you, right bondi??


or are you currently in an "altered state"?


damn i wish i had a pic of dazed and confused to put on here lol

Yeah... I am well aware

Do you know what ditto means???

yeah...just...slightly confused as previously stated in other posts....

quite out of it...went to see Dr. Acula today and im feeling a pint low

Keep your hands of my stash

wait wait wait wait wait....you have a stash in platelets??

shit...fuckin vampire or somethin?? thought that was ME!!!

Pardon me, I thought you were high but I have just forgotten how incredibly simple you are

Hey people,

Well whats in store for you guys this coming weekend? I am playing a little solo gig at a friends party. A mate of mine is having a party for his lovely girlfriend and he asked if I would come along and play a few tunes before and after dinner and afterwards the DJ will kick it off with his material.

I dont play a whole lot on my own but I am looking forward to a fun night. I will spare the gathering the pain of my originals and stick largely to cover songs.

Well just thought I'd use my 411 for its rightful purpose for a change....

rock on

hurt



soooo very very hurt

That'll be a good time. Wish I could make it, but my amphibious sports car is on the fritz. I don't have much planned. I'm going to move my satellite dish because my tree grew just enough to be a problem this summer. Windy days push a branch right in the line of sight. I'd also like to have lots of sex, but I'll have to ask my wife if that's okay first.

eh, just give her the credit card and let her go shoe shopping while you do it and you should be fine...

sounds like a good time! hope they uphold the tradition of free booze for the band(damn, I should be in a band).
will you be playing Inna Gadda Davida?


just cut down the tree


and jork will be right over

You can call yourselves the butthole surfers. Jork can be your manager.


Can't. It's a big black walnut tree. It's worth lots of money so it would impact my property value.


He wants to go shoe shopping too?

tha sounds kinda gay. how bout the Turd Burglers instead?


does that mean it will fall on your house?


well he enjoys being the boot and all.

Ah, yes. Much better. I could see why you would be concerned the other way.


That actually made me laugh out loud. But no. I guess the tree is worth money. someone would pay me thousands of dollars if I let them cut it down and take the wood.

this place is turning into one big circular system. the 10 dimensions of RMM... which is, in fact, the ultimate reality.

Sorry... just fighting fire with fire



Well I wont be playing for no beer that's for sure! Also it is just me and the guitar tonight, no band. More of a chilled out sing-a-long type thing...

and who the fuck is Inna Gadda Davida???

Oh shit. Bondi is here. I'm never gonna get outta work today. Nwo I'm gonna have to whore it up...

I was just about to log off and then I noticed Gnappy and yourself show up and I said goodbye to another hour

I just went through the same thing. I was about to post in another thread and saw you just did. I was like, Oh, shit. Now I'm never gonna get home. so much for Friday evening sex... it will be too late when I get home. But then again, there's always nighttime sex. Married life is great... at least it is so far.

A quick married joke;

What's the difference between your wife and your job after 5 years of marriage???


Your job still sucks

God I hope that not true. I mean, I really hope my job gets better.

Now that's funny

His wife still sucks too

Are you serious? I can't believe you actually missed one. First time ever.

Wait a minute, that sounds like rock and/or roll.

WOW you got one past me... now that is fucking obscure!

I remember when my fiancee and I used to make out to that hymn

That was a tough one. I know exactly what you're talking about now. But that song is all over the place, esp in TV shows, never even occured to me that I should be thinking about a Simpsons reference.

Well done.

Yeah I was actually being serious for a moment... I should have known better

spotted

I use the rock and/or roll line all the time.
And the whole tune is seriously fuckin trippy.
And long... very, very long.

I know the scene very well just never knew the song name. I even knew it is by I. Ron Maiden

I dig how the organist collapses when it finishes

hi baby doll! It's seems as if you were the only one who has notice that i've been gone for some time now. Maybe a little over a week. We got hit pretty hard by a tropical storm over here and were without power for days. Lots of clean-up to do and not a lot of fun to say the least. I initially thought it was gonna be a great time..no power..some pizzas, beer, good sex. No. It was hell. No toilets working, no showers.
So thanks for wondering about me. Maybe i'm old news here. I thought for sure the Jorkster would wonder about me.
Anyway, i was thinking of you (silently of course) when i saw Steve Irwin died. I wasn't a huge fan simply cause i'm not all that into animals and discovery etc. I would much rather watch something like forensic files and nonfiction murder stuff... back to the point....my students were devastated. I think that most of them have never been through any kind of death in the family etc so this was very close and personal to them. Most just didn't know what to day and really did want to talk about it. Ok... hope all is well sweets. Kisses all over HOTT

i was tryin to let you get a sneak peak of my new hair style.... guess i didn't do so well.

in response to your response of my response about being hurt:

lol i know dear, made me laugh. good sparring with you!

Well you are not old news to me hun.
Sounds like you had a fucking shit week. I hope all the ammentities are getting back to working order now!
Thanks for thinking of old bondi. You are spot on with your thoughts. Most Aussies thought he was a yobbo wanker but now he is gone the nation is sad. Kids have been hit hard for the exact reasons you have stated... the biggest international aussie icon is now dead...



WoW that top pic shows off your stunning body beautifully.... put that one up for rating, I think it is my new fav Hott Pic!!!

I know nobody gives a fuck but my gig on Saturday night went well. It rained a little which kinda sucked but we were undercover and I got people singing along...



They also gave me free beer

I was wondering how that went actually. Glad to hear you got free beer. Always a plus. So you went under cover, eh? Who'd you go as?

eh, you were close... it looks like bob cared.


nah, you're right... nobody gives a fuck (unless there were female strippers there like your last party )

I was wondering who you wnet undercover as, as well. Guy Incognito perhaps?
But it's good things turned out well otherwise. Free beer is good. Did you have to sing as well or just jam on your guitar?

Love the undies and you fillin em out.

Hey.....i did put that up for ratings the same day i put it in here. I put like 4 up for ratings... Someone needs to pm Freak for me. I don't spend enough time on here to do it!

hi bondi! hey, if youre gonna start a thread for someone, i suggest Kira Sofie. her tub pic took my breath away.

one more thing. i am a huge fan of unusual exotic comments left for voting pics. you left one for slapper...its gold, pure gold. i think we can really be friends now. YOU made MY list that time stranger!