Hell its not much... but I'll take it

Ok people, Im outta here!!!

I am headed up to Surfers Paradise in Queensland, about 1000km north of Sydney for a week long vacation! I'll be hitting some of the finest breaks in the world by day, drinking a hell of a lot of beer and jager bombs by night!

God knows what state this place will be in when I get back but keep my seat warm! Don't let anyone ruin my ass groove and I'll be back shortly.

Guys.... whore it up in my absence

Girls.... I look forward to seeing a weeks worth of pics (maybe even some in here???) when I get back

Later

gee, that sounds like, oh idunno....the best time ever!

it's gonna be hard not having your 100 posts a day to respond to, but i shall do my best to keep the stupidity level at peak levels.

have a beer or 12 for me!

don't worry bondi... i'm sure naraz thinks your ass groove is much too precious to let anyone ruin

Geeze, it only took me a fraction of time to wade through all the new posts and bondi is on holidays. coincidence?

anyway, since his 411 will probably see little to no action at all (story of his life ), I will post a series of disturbing pics, each more disturbing than the last. I'm sure he will thoroughly enjoy these.

#1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i can't WAIT until he gets back to see what his reaction will be...

probably

I was only gonna do one per day but there is too much weirdness out there so here is #2:

dude, there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you

hey, I didn't take the pic. plus you should have seen the pic I was gonna post. but even I have standards(albeit low ones).

you fucker...IM EATING!!! goddamnit.....and im sure JR will whore enough for bondi....hes gotta get his stash money somehow!

i entitle this one, bondi on vacation:

that is f-ing sick. The next is worse. the hairy girlie man type deal. EEEEW. I am totally not going to post one of my sexy ones i just put and edited to make it funny and cartooney. I'll just put it on Gnappy's thread....and leave bondi's for the sick shit. LOL

gnappy will have a hit out on me for sure when he's sees this

not off to enjoy my thread

You putting a hit out on yourself?

oops, I meant BONDI,
I been drinkin an eensie bit tonight

That explains a whole lot.

yup

i like the NOT off part...lol

been hangin' out w/puppet a lot i see... i guess someone has to take bondi's place as the boot while he's on vacation

Quite the position.

uhh...is it just me...or is she not quite in her thong? lol

you're correct naraz! that thing there is called a vagina, and one day if you play your cards right, you may see one in real life

wow... talk about having your salad tossed

that's a Maxim worthy caption

lol....the new aerponics!

this shit is so damn funny! Bondi will love it. I know he will! He will certainly appreciate all the hard work you put into his thread. I think i have one to add... i was somewhat fond of this pic and saved it just for him.

Here it is...


I can't add any HOTT titty shot because it's not game for grossing bondi out.. but i will tell you (and the thought of this might be gross).... my farts were sure stinky today. LOL Kidding. I'm not that type of girl! It's kinda sick to think of a hott girl dropping stink bombs.

this one isn't as disturbing as it is plain funny....those wacky Aussies.

milk does a body good apparantly? that or it makes you glow radioactive green now...

ive seen that before...just dont remember where the hell at......

you mother fuckers!!!!

What has happened to my thread?????

Gnappy you sick twisted human... I see little has changed! Thanks largely to you not only have you filled my thread with some of the most disturbing things I have ever seen... not one lady has given the bondiguy love while I was away

I can only imagine what the other threads hold in store.... I could be here a while!

I had nothing to do with the ladies not posting, that would have happened regardless.

welcome back btw, how was holiday?

Sad but very true


Holiday was fucking Ace.

Had a great time surfing some sweet breaks, some of the worlds best. By night I drank alotta beer and Jager and had some freaky ass sex! Oh oh and I went to a strip club with my girl and watched her get a lap dance...ooohh la la


SO now..... where are the ladies????

Where is anyone???

they all ran away when they saw you were back...you know what they say about the cats playing while the ugly bastards away....

actually never heard that one.... maybe its a Texan thing???

WELCUM BACK BABY Long time no talk. I thought my addition was pretty good.

Thanks hott you sexy sexy woman!

Ummm I would have much prefered your addition was a nude shot of yourself.... but I'll take a simple hello from someone as hot as you

To all the wonderful ladies here at RMM

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

look at your thread, you gotta take what you can get!

are those for me? you shouldnt have

well it seems you are the only one to have claimed them so I guess so

Baby,
i'm not sure what shots i have put in your 411 but this happens to be one of my well more exotic..i think it's quietly sexy. Here's my well hellooooo bondi!

Definitely one of my favorites... Thanks Hott...Oh wait a second this is Bondi's 411.

I can understand your uncertainty as all these threads are a blur to me but fuck thats a hot pic! You can post any pic at any time in my thread babe... thanks for giving this thing a kick along

They day I tire of seeing hot women like you naked is the day I die!

but everyday I see pics like hott's I feel like I've died and gone to heaven
(damn I'm smooth! )

Gnappy you are smooth! What a line! My bod? Heaven? Not quite. But i'm glad you all like.

damn you.... stop hitting on girls in my thread!!! haha



*warning... corny line ahead*

I too feel like I am in heaven when I see that bod... but I just know Hott is a bad girl and bad girls dont go to heaven... they go to Bondi

Well Well Well

Here I am at a tick over 4000 posts! Most of them idiotic, some corny, some memorable.... all of them fun

Anyone got any fav bondi posts... add them here and we will all reminisce