the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

Glad to finally see who you are and by the way hi.

Nice to meet you gnappster and you're very cute by the way!

Hi cutie!! Nice to meet you!!

hey cutie

I'd reply but it would seem kinda Gay (not there is anything wrong with that) haha.

Stay cool Gnappy

I TOTALLY agree! G-A-Y
anyway, if you ever visit Canada are we still up for stripping down to our underwear, rolling around in oil and having a lil rasslin match like we had discussed. I sure hope so!

oh gnappy, we all know your into the whole greco-roman type of wrestling (full contact, full nude)

That looks real nice I would wrestle you If you have that on.

instead of whoring up the rest of the board, I'll just post it here.
I'm going camping for the next week and won't be around for all the fun. But hell, maybe I'll have some of my own. I'm taking a few beer with me, so all should be good:


Anyway, see you freaks next thursday-ish!

OK have fun be safe.

thanks!
but it's either have fun OR be safe, can't have both

HAVE fun.

eh...safe

That looks like a Sunday afternoon watching the footy!

You REALLY suck!!!

Sup Gnapp have fun campin

damn I missed all the boobs and all the freaks. I was going into withdrawl! It's good to be back.

How do u cure breast withdrawals? Methadine?

u stick 2 water balloons in a pillow case and....i've said too much

*rushes to the shops to but to balloons and a pillow case!*

Now, why didn't I think of that?

btw gnappy I think your life jacket pic is really cute!

awww, thanks

damn cobwebs

I know how u feel Gnappy... my 411 thread is the same

eh...i get a post or two a day...im not really suprised since we have girls posting 411's now...*shrug*

Thats true... who'd wanna check out our threads when the girls are in town?

studiophag...

ok apart from him? haha

Hey whatever happened to that dude! A flash in the pan to say the least

think we chased him off...same with the other one that came in for a while.....*shrug* cant remember his name honestly

Yeah the dickhead newbies dont seem to last too long. Studiodick, david eyers etc etc

hence why they are noobs cant really say that the vets didnt last too long

vets such as??????

err.....*shrug*

well at least someone's whoring up my 411... i was hoping for females but beggers can't be choosers lol

Ok girls who votes that Gnappy should put his 'fella' on the boards for us girls to appreciate?! come on Gnappy dont be shy

I'm afraid I only qualify for the voeyeur part of the voyeur/exhibitionist eqaution...unless I'm drunk in a hottub, or drinking on a beach at night, or playing strip poker drunk, ok almost anything else that involves booze lol.
But as flattering as that request is, I simply can't fulfill it for "personal reasons" (Don't worry, you're not missing much )

You've got my vote, come on Gnappy show us your fella!

read my lips.."No new taxes"......I mean,"I can't do it"

PM me if you're the really curious type and need to know why

sounds like hes scared of us girlies!

no....hes scared of us knocking on him

the Deadly Viper Assassin Squad ain't got nuthin on you femme fatales!

no I'm scared of naraz showing up at my doorstep with flowers and a smile and nothing else

I think Naz should volunteer I mean he has been quiet on the subject here Naz come to Juicy

*sigh* not in the mood to really make any comebacks today...i just got up and already its been one of the shittiest alive.....*sighs*

Oh babe tell us about it

pretty much its me getting the hammer and getting blown away by the gun.....*sighs*

ever introduce two friends for a huge group thing, one of them being someone youve liked, loved, for a very long time, and then next thing you know they are hooking up right in front of you?

Dude......I been there.....that sucks and hurts like nothing in this world.....especially when after the fact she's all "Are you OK? What's the matter? How come you're avoiding me?" DUH!!!! Cause I cant look at you without dying inside!!!