Hope you enjoyed that, kids, 'cause Gnappy's out of here for the summer! In the meantime, we'll be running "Glassic Gnappy". Enjoy...

yup, in commemoration of my 5000th post extravaganza, I am off to Vegas to get drunk and ogle loose women(when my wife is looking the other way of course!). Since I'm sure no one would notice my absence I thought I would announce it here, but on second thought, no one is gonna see it here anyway. Oh well.

Ladies, feel free to post as many titty pics as you choose in here(where's bob's giraffe pic when you need it?), and dudes, feel free to post whatever in here as well, as long as no cock and/or balls are invloved.

And...that...is...all®

HAve a good time in Vegas! Just remember that if you tip real good at the girly clubs they will have a limo outside for you with a happy ending if needed!

What? you don't want to play with your cock and balls

Oh, great, I get to spend summer with my brain!

Please take lots of pics of hot waitresses, strippers, hot broads, hot famous broads, and all the boobies you can the the business end of you camera on. You should also take a picture of the polar bear in the coke store. You can touch the exact spot that Diane had her ass sitting on. beware, I was sitting there a few years back as well.

I'll see you on the flipside.

And last but not least...

C'mon, do it for mama!

I'll see what I can do about the pics...Polar bear? Coke store? Well I promise if I see it, I'll do something memorable.

before diane took down her pics, she had one where she and a friend were sitting on a polar bear statue. it's on the upper level of the coca-cola store. that should lead you to it.

i remember the pic, just not what place that bear happened to reside.
i wouldn't normally go to a coca cola store, unless it is right next door to the Crown Royal store.

Have fun in vegas.

If I see it I will get a pic fo sho.
Maybe I can climb and sit on his big polar bear skull.

I thought you'd be in Vegas drinking with the King by now!!!!!!1

I'll see if I can get his autograph.

I'm gonna be drinking like Ben Sanderson down there

Hey dude how long you going for? There;ll be a major hole in the posting here thats for sure

July 3 to the 8th.
Don't worry I got one of those drinking bird toys to post for me while I'm gone.

The bird.... he's drinking the water!!!!

Hehe he's taking another sip

You should never have put him in charge! He'll probably just fall down on the job.

stupid bird... I cant believe I left you in charge!

I have just tripled my productivity

Now there should be time to make sandwiches using pop tarts and go to see movies like honk if you're horny

honk if you're horny? I've got a movie for ya, A fridge too far!

I thought mom told you not to wear your dress in public?

Cant a fat man enjoy a movie like everyone else???

Shame on you!! Give me my dignity! I just came to see a movie... unless of course you have a garbage bag full of popcorn

Haha now thats comedy!

wow you're shaping up to be a big fat dynamo!

Now where's that cake?

I need me a fat guy hat

k, I am officially outta here.
Take care folks, and whore a board or two while I am away.

Good journey, brother!

I'll tell Vegas to watch out for you!

Later brotha, catch ya next week

Those of you around long enough to remember will enjoy this;

I went away for 2 weeks back in February on vacation and returned to see some truly disturbing pics sprawled across my 411 so I thought I'd return the favour to Gnappy... hope Vegas was good brotha!

*laughing at my desk*

OH FUCK!!!!!!!!





BAM!!!!!!!

Now THAT'S funny!!!

It looks like she's pregnant with a pregnant woman. She must shit the size of whole watermelons. on the brightside, of course, is the millions of dollars you can make rendering her fat and making and selling soap.

Ahhh a fellow fight club devotee????

Here is Tueday's edition;

I wouldn't quite say devotee, but it is an excellent movie and book. One of the very few instances where I liked the movie better than the book, but both are still really really good. I saw the movie first and it took me a couple years to read the story, so that could be why I liked the movie better. The book ending is more clever, but the movie explains the whole darn story better. If I didn't see the movie first, I would have been lost in the book. the direction and the camera work in the movie are awesome!!! Also, in the book, when he's talking about rendering the fat, it is absolutely hilarious.

Oops, I forgot. I wasn't supposed to talk about fight club.


Those two sure must drink a lot! That girl is pretty hot. It's a shame she has to live her life getting pissed on. I can think of so many other kinky things I could be doing to her.

Hell Yeah Bondi, I remember it well I'm all for trashing Gnappys 411
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OMG I TRULY DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THESE PICS HOLY CRAP.




Boo, answer me this about fight club cause it has always bugged me and no one has yet to explain.

In the Sixth Sense which is compairable in the not really there sort of thing there is not one thing in that movie you cant go back on and say well they messed up here and stuff. Like any time you thought about well the mom talked to him you can go back and see it didn't happen.

In fight club where it was always him how did he go to the payphone and dial the number to Pitt and Talk with him on the phone when they were the same person.

Anyway that has always bugged me.

He rings the number on paper street and no one answers (because he isnt there to answer) He puts the phone down and this is when he then starts to imagine that the phone rings and he is talking to Tyler, which he isnt, hes just a mentalist and hearing phones ring and chatting to himself. At least thats what I assumed happened

Oh Ok I guess that could make sense cause yeah if I remember right Brad was like I star 69'd you but still they should have covered that one better leaves to much to assume.

Haha spot on!



Exactly what Christof says; It is explained in the scene where Tyler reappears in the hotel room with Narratot (Ed Norton) and Tyler's head is shaved.

"People do it every day.
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it."



"You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
At times, you imagine you're watching me.
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become
Tyler Durden."

WOW I honestly thought I'd have posted the grosest pic possible but then you had to raise the bar, thats seriously nasty

haha so long as it didnt raise your bar then you'll be ok!

Oh i cant wait for old Gnappy to return!

Yeah I never thought of him imagening the phone ringing when it called back so that always had me wondering how the fuck no one there called a payphone and talked to him but it makes sense now.


That is by far the sickest picture I have seen.

He never got ahold of him by calling. teh first time he called him from the payphone after his apt blew up he called and got a machine or something. Then the payphone immediately rang after he hung up. It was durden who was calling. durden said that he never answers his phone, that he *69'd him to call him back.

There is, however, in the movie one impossible scenario... the director even commented on it but said that it was too funny and he had to leave it in. that is at the airport when you see tyler durden in the background stealing the car. It's a great scene, but not possible once you know the truth. Unless, of course, Norton's character wasn't really in the airport... but that's not really how his disease is explained to work.

Okay. sorry. I just skimmed the rest of the posts before I posted, i didn't realze that weird pee guy and bondi covered it so well till now. BUt I typed all that shit and I'm not deleting it out of there. I also have the great bit of trivia about stealing the car so I'm leaving it all in!!!

i am Jack's lazy eye!

I always assumed at that point he was stealing the car but was imagining he was in the airport watching tyler do it - "At times, you imagine you're watching me." But if the director commented on it then I guess not, sucks I prefer my way

Yes I agree with Chrsitof, unless like Bob said the director publicly confessed.

I assumed the car theft was "narrator's" mind building the Tyler character, "Imagine watching me" type thing. Tyler is everything narrator wants to be... looks like he wants to look and so on!

On the pic front, sorry i have let a few days go by but i was away surfing this weekend. Not much time now but i'll post 1 more when he gets back tomorrow

First of all, wow.

Second of all....wow

But I guess I brought that shit on myself.
But to be honest I thought the pics pisted would have been different...
I thought Christof would have posted the pee pic,
bondi the gay pic
bob the fat ladies in the pool,
and pay the old "woman"

There were at least a nice pair of tits posted, however they were covered in urine.

Some good Fight Club dialog going on here though. Loved the movie, never read the book, but I read Choke, another one of the author's titles. Not as good as Fight Club, but in the same vein.
If you own the dvd but haven't watched it with the commentary on, I highly recommend it, really explains a lot of cool things goin on in there.

I had a blast in Vegas, may post some shit on it later.
And yes I DID get a pic with the Coca Cola bear, but it was just with my camera phone and I was hungover, I'll get to that later.

Yeah I am so happy your back you bring a little something something to the boards here,

I want to see the pic on the bear

if by something something you means lots of posts, then yes, yes i do!

it's not really ON the bear, as I was by myself at the time. It's more me in front of the bear, cuz i had to take the pic of myself. Ideally I wanted to take a pic of me violating the bear but I was hungover, and I was all the way by the Coke store, it was 10:20, had to be back at my hotel to check out at 11:00 am and that was all the way back at the Imp. Palace which is right across from Caesar's Palace so I had to move!

Well I still want to see I showed you mine so it's only fair

Next time tell someone to take the picture. Or my camera phone has a timer option so do it that way but just the fact you got it I am happy.

these are bannable posts