that I already do




Great observation. Funny how bosses can be when they're your dad. Actually, when I'm on the boards and working at the same time, if I find time to post I have to get in and get out. i don't have time to search for good pics on the spot like that plus get the post in in time. Does that make sense? But... if I had a door, I could slack off a little more all at one time, and then kick ass when it's time for work without distractions.

Actually, it's just a lame excuse. I'm trying to blame my inadeqacies on inanimate objects. How'z that working for me?

Hey, inanimate objects can't defend themselves or say you're a lying sack of shit

So, is blaming inanimate objects a good thing or a bad thing?

Oh it's a very good thing.
Example: "Oh sorry boss, I didn't get this order done, the vinyl plotter was acting up again."

What the hell is a vinyl plotter?

have you ever seen lettering on a person's vehicle , Dave's Plumbing or Trixie's Whorehouse, or flashy graphics on the side of a truck. A plotter is the thing you use to cut the designs out of a roll of adhesive vinyl.

I see. My dad used to do vinyl graphics but he always got some shop to use the "vinyl plotter."

Really? In BC I assume? My boss used to work out there in the 80's/early 90's striping vehicles.

Yeah his business was called superior vinyl. I think the company that cut it for him was called sunshine auto graphics.

You guys are talking about vinyl plotter and here I am blaming a door. No wonder I'm always in trouble. We use a tool here called the Hicock device. Maybe I should start blaming that. Sounds like it should be used in the porn industry, but I can assure you it is not. At least, not yet anyway.

For gnappy

I just knew you were going to through up that pic

Blower's cramp?

I'll say it before and I'll say it again, you have some awesome breasts!



at that pic too




She was just trying to be sweet and remind me of my first girlfriend

Yeah I noticed afterward it looked BJ related it was more like an ((oh my gasp)) no sunglasses on.

Yeah, well, she's my girlfriend now and you're just going to have to learn to get over her.

Gnappy... u r one funny fucker

... or... You leave Rebecca out of this!

You sure know how to kill a thread Gnappy. Throw up one picture of a previous girlfriend and they all start runnin'

Let me see if I can get some boobs in here for you..

Any boobs in here?? Gnappy needs to forget his ex.

Well, if you look at the history of my 411 you can see I can weather dry spells like this standing on one foot. And I think they all started running even before I posted a picture of Monique .

Okay. Where the heck have you and evade been? I know why Diane is gone, but come on!!! The boards are so slow. I need some clever wit to keep me sane and I can't do it alone. Just because Bondi said he would make this place a desert if he left doesn't mean we have to make him right.

Get off your duff, mister!!! Or else I'm gonna go start looking for Fudd
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Fudd? Didn't it make all those drunken hillbillies go blind haha.

Oh I'm still kicking around here, just not in postwhore mode like I once was, just not as much to post about.

Who said that?

All right. I'll let you slide for now. I guess it's acceptable if you don't want to be a board whore 100% of the time. I was just getting a little lonely around here, that's all.

Let's see if this helps get your creative juices flowing.

Well that ought to do it for him Nat

Thanks, Nat. I love when you play with whipped cream. As long as it means the girls are out

Gnappy, I hope a little credit comes my way for getting Nat to post in your deserted thread.

It's more of a desserted thread now hahahah

and nat, thanks for coming through with the proverbial "bang".

Whipped cream always tastes better off a luscious pair of ta ta's such as yours!

good one. That was right there in front of my face and I missed it. Thanks for picking up my slack

You know I love ya Gnappy and am always glad to help out. Next whipping cream adventure will include strawberries and cherries.

and Bobaloo??? And the superman position???

I think nat's ready for the Italian Chadelier instead...with me

and no coupons will be accepted

Just make sure you get pictures!!!


Damn, you're on to my tricks

4000 posts.
I was going to do something to mark this occasion, but I thought, who will see it in here anyway, so I said fuck it! haha

The only thing i did do was go retro and put up my first av I ever used here.

That is all

I waited all weekend for this? No wonder nobody ever comes here.

Actually, it's not like I waited all weekend. I guess when you were at 2,999 I was curious what you would do. Now I know.

So you have the same av you started with. Does that mean we can expect the same mindless dribble out of your next 3k that we have in the first?

Oh, yeah... Congratulations on 3000!!!

it's 4000. Get it right dumbass!

but the mindless posts is pretty much right on.

well, at least someone here is paying attention!

sorry about the mixup. It's been crazy here this whole morning. been hvaing to read and post on the fly

Allow me to recant

Blah, blah blah, 3999... blah, blah, blah

Congratulations on 4002 posts!!!

And, oh, yeah... that's Mr. Dumbass

Hey Gnappy! I'm putting this one up on the rating boards but thought you'd like a sneak peak! [attachmentid=17797]

I'm feelin the love!
Squeezin the tits together always scores bonus points.
All I can say is Nip-tacular!

BUMP

Wow, Gnappy. Having Hott bump you sure makes me jealous

( and no jokes about being jealous because I wanted to bump gnappy. I already thought of that burn, and that's not what I meant!!)

That's because you want to do more than bump him!

What are you doing here, Gnappy??

I thought you were giong to be obliterated from drink because of your 4-day weekend. I was expecting you not to return till tomorrow and arranged for today to be a work day so that we can whore it up tomorrow.

Now what am I to do?

Well it doesn't seem like he plans to stick around. Oh well.

yeah. he came and went faster than... Well, Gnappy! Er, so I've heard

I've been tring so hard to find where it was that Gnappy pretty much confessed he was gay but it's like it dissapeared. If I don't find it soon I'm going to have to take it back.



Gnappy you know I love you! Your the first person I ever contacted here and the whole reason why I even found and started posting in the threads.

hmmm. Why is it that women always seem to pick gay men to be their best friends???

All right. I'll try to take it easy with the gay jokes. Sorry, Gnappy. I do like you (not that way of course) but somehow you've become an easy target.

Well you weren't here when I joined were you?

I was here, I was just still in the closet, so to speak.

but I'm glad Gnappy knows how to share his sexy women!!

I see you're back. hard gettin' caught up, isn't it?