yea probably not but its alot like it sounds lolol

sorta like sex


haha, I only wore the tuque while driving to play dodgeball


how do you know about jork's many thongs? but you're bang on the money about the pocket pool



I think I mentioned it, but I went to a training seminar in Calgary last Thurs and Fri. But in all your defences, even I don't read my posts.
It was OK, but the drive sucked and was kinda borning. But I drank pretty much all the way up and back so that helped.
Then Saturday and Sunday I was busy and Monday was a holiday here so I was MIA again. The I come back Tuesday and have to try and catch up on about 6000 posts. I'm reading every thread but if I try and post in every one (like usual) I'll be here til St. Swithen's Day

so how was the road trip? I hope your boss didn't get you drunk and coerce you into giving him road head... again.

It was OK. My boss is really high strung so he talks non stop morning to night so it can get a little much. So I went down to the fitness room one night to go for a run on the treadmill, but also just for some peace and quiet. But he decided to come too. He just pissed around with the weights but talked the entire time anyway. I was running hard and it wa hot in there so I was just concentrating on what I was doing, and he asking me questions non stop. I felt like telling him to STFU for a second but I refrained.
And about the road head...I had a cold sore this time.

I can see where that would be extremely irritating. i hate when people are so invasive like that (uh-oh, burn potential). And he probably couldnt' even give a shit about what you have to see. He just sees you as another audience to talk to about himself and his concerns. drives me F-ing nuts. My mother-in-law is the exact same way.

And whodda thought a cold sore could come in handy?

That's a perfect summary of my thoughts. I pretty much don't start any conversations or discuss much of any part of my life, cuz he usually just ends turning it around into his own conversation about his own experience or he tells you the way it should be done whether he has any real knowledge of the subject or not. He's a nice guy and all, just the way he is.

You know, my mother-in-law was adopted. I bet that's her long-lost brother. they are very alike in that way

Is this her?

haha. She made possible the best Fred moment in history. "Now sit down and shut up!!!" Sons-in-law everywhere could relate.

"I love my mother in law, I love my mother in law"

Im sure you have !!!!

Sorry about that, take out Puppet and myself there is really only 35 posts!

Is it St Swithen's Day already???

'tis!
wow, that was obscure!

haha. You and jeeves are the only ones I've ever seen do that.

are we to assume he printed a thread off , so he didnt have to run back to the computer from the bathroom ?????

I'm an innovator I tells ya!
You'll see what that was all about here

What is obscure to most is common knowledge to me....

Was when Bart broke his leg and he was reading his play to Lisa until she agreed to go into Flanders house and investigate the screaming he had heard!

'Tis replied aunt Helga

I was listening to the radio last year and he announced it was St. Swithen's Day. I think I was about the only person to have ever heard of that, all thanks to zinc! I mean the Simpsons.

There actually IS a St Swithens day???

WTF is it?

Yup, July 15th.

For more information visit your local library or get bored right here

I can't believe I actually CLICKED that link

I have heard of lame Saints but the St of rainfall?

I never got that far.

Ohh... I guess curioisity got the better of me.

You never know when that is going to come up in Pub Trivia

towards the end of the article, which I barely skimmed, they do give props to the Simpsons reference.

Holy shit that's too funny!!!

"On the television show The Simpsons, Bart mentions Saint Swithun's day in a play he wrote in the episode "Bart of Darkness". "

There are probably Simpsons references on 95% of Wiki pages

I wish they had simpsons references on boob sites. it could really enhance one's browsing experience.

You are probably right there!



Wow, if only!

What a world we'd live in!

yeah that'd be sweet.

Intentionally or not, thats a quote

Oh it was intentional.

I should have known better

Just in case any one is interested...

why anyone would be interested about that? But of course you because you noticed such a thing

yeah, bobaloo is gayer than me!

Ya play with fire, ya get burned

interesting !! but not really .. needed to raise the post count .

After this?

I'd actually prefer to be right in front of it.

I'd prefer to just dive right in.

I was just looking at my lotto numbers.
I got 4 numbers out of 6 which is good for a whopping $56.00
BUT, I also had the bonus number which does exactly nothing if you have only 4 numbers. But if I would have had 5 numbers plus the bonus I would have won $300,000. The number I needed was 44 and I had 47.
Oh well, I'll probably just go blow it on a bottle of Henry K Duff's Private Reserve.

You should just quit your job and become a full-time Lotto winner, um, guy

On a related note:

I don't usually play the lottery, but I did buy a ticket last week for the hell of it. As luck would have it, I actually matched a number. I was pretty excited. Had it been the Gold Mega Ball that I matched, I would have won two dollars.

wow, that's pretty impressive. next you'll tell me you got 3 Liberty Bells!

If you need money that bad you should have at least jammed a gun in my ribs. Better yet, you could inquire as to my help wanted sign.

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you mean the illustrious midnight to 8 am shift?

I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy.

Just make sure Flanders gives you his change quickly lol

He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.

On a related note, I just read an article in Forbes on how they make instant scratch-off tickets. Sounds boring, but it wasn't. Those tickets have twelve layers and they're are ten secret ingredients that go into the formula to make the scratch-off part. Those tickets have to be practically impossible to counterfeit, some are worth as much as $100,000.Hundred dollar bills are easy to counterfeit compared to these tickets. Sorry to hear Bob lost his lottery dollar. However, he can rest assured that his dollar will be well spent at Mayor Daley's celebration party.