Anyone like interpreting dreams cuz I have two weird ones(homosexual interpretations need not apply!)
Anyway, 2 nights ago I dreamt I went to a concert with Jerry Seinfeld. I can't remember the name of the band but for some reason it ilicited people to throw tennis balls at them much like how people uesed to throw Mentos at the Foo Fighters because of their Footos video. Anyway we found out that the band DIDN'T like to be bombarded with tennis balls once we got there but we already brought a garbage bag full of them. But that was no matter since our seats were on a giant ferris wheel. It was like 300 feet in diameter. But instead of rotating vertically, it rotated horizontally like a carousel.
So we decided to hurl the tennis balls at things as the wheel spun. But since we were moving on this great arc of the wheel, the balls would curve greatly as we threw them which made it hard to hit the target. Then as the concert started, the wheel turned so it was turning like a normal ferris wheel, except it sped up and you had to hold on with your legs as if you were on a trapeze. I then woke up.
Last night, I dreamt I was going sky diving with Will Ferrell in order to watch a meteor shower. Not sure why you would need to skydive for that bu whatever. Anyway we jumped and only freefell for a short time before opening the chutes in order to watch the meteors.
What we didn't realize is that hundreds of helicoptors were hovering below us watching the even as well. So we had to dodge the choppers to avoid getting tangled in the blades and certain death. Both of us managed to slip past the helicoptors and continued our descent. But instead of landing on the ground, we landed in a lake and had to swim to shore. I then woke up.
Ahhhh, the magic of DMT
And that is all. ®