awww, thanks!



sorry to disappoint, I only drank Thursday night, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, had to dry out Monday.




Just stopped by to check all my PM's (ok there were none )










awww shucks
(and you gotta look harder nat, I have LOTS of posts like that )



I'm not sure, ask Pay, he's the expert




yes, so to speak

You know. I just noticed that you went through all that work to make that post with all the quotes and you got zero response.... well, until now.

I don't really know what else to say. I'll just put up some smileys.

Oh i'm used to it by now. These days I just do it for my own amusement (much like sex)

Too funny.

I got nuthin'

there y'are Gnappy

You know, you are the king of bad timing (or maybe it's me). Every time i see you online is when I have to get going for a bit. then I come back and you're gone. ARGH!! Ooooh, wait a minute! Maybe you have perfect timing. Are you avoiding me??

anyway...

There are so many funny things on this board that have happened the past few days I need your help in making silly comments.

that and I need someone to tlak to cuz Foxy is kicking my ass in daily posts

Actually we all take turns avoiding you. Damn it everybody he knows now. Gig is up now what do we do?

Well, I guess I should say thanks for taking turns and not just all abondoning me. Who could blame you, really? I'd avoid me too if I could. Why do you think I hide out in my ass??

Oh c'mon bob,
you're good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like you!

classic And well placed!!

Gnappy, just a random question...

What was your av before fry. It may have been the corel draw boobs with your name on them. if that's the case, what was it before that??? Oh, wait, it might have been that guy with the T-shirt (what's not the one I mean, but who is that anyway???)

I've been trying to remember and I just can't figure it out

before Fry? I'm not sure but I know it was Simpsons. I think it was Snake. There's also been Barney Gumble, Lionel Hutz, and Disco Stu. The boobs with my name has never been my av, just my signature.
And I don't remember ever having a guy with a shrt av...was it the fat guy with the shirt that said "I'm the teenage girl you jerk off to in the chatroom" Thanks to tv I can't remember what happened 10 minutes ago.

btw, how did you know I used Corel Draw???

Okay. I remember snake, stu, and maybe barney. don't remember lionel. I think the one I was thinking of, though, was snake.
The guy in the shirt I was talking about: there was an older guy with gray-ish curly hair wearing a gray tshirt. Maybe it was part of your sig and I'm just getting mixed up.

Corel draw: Impressive, eh?? I knew that because I can tell by the resolution of the images you throw up. If you count the micro-pixles from the bottom-left to the top-right by going up 2, over 1, up 3, over 2, up 1, over 3, up 2, et cetera, you can plainly see that I'm full of shit. Actually, I just remember reading that one time. If I remember correctly from zillions of posts ago, I think you scolded someone for assuming you used Paint to make the boobs w/ your name on 'em and corrected them by informing them that you're much too good to use Paint for your image editing needs and therefore opt to use corel draw. Okay, so I exaggerated a little bit, but you get the idea.

I'm thinking of changing my av. It can be such an adjustment, though, to try to find someone after they change an av. They'd be like, hey, where is bobaloo with his head up his ass. Oh, yeah, I forgot, he changed his av. So few people around here actually look for posts from me (and most of the people who do just look for my posts in order to avoid them) and I don't want to make it any more difficult for people to find me around here.

Okay. I'm done typing this lame post. i have to type up another invoice real quick.

I was starting to think you were in the wrong field if you could tell what program I used based on pixel counts lol!

I change my av every few weeks to keep it fresh(just like my underwear).

I like to believe people recognize my posts based on my asinine comments rather than my av.

Grey Curly haired oldish guy in a grey shirt?? Are you sure you're thinking of my av and not your last date?

Here are the only avs I can think I've used that aren't Simpsons or the one I have now:

You're killing me smalls, you're killing me. It was a guy with a gray t-shirt, hands on hips, purple writing on shirt. He may have even had another shirt on over the t-shirt. He was kinda leaning toward the camera a bit. Now that I think of it, it may have been in your sig and not your av. You know what's funny, is that I didn't even care that much about that pic till you said you couldn't figure out what it was.

Maybe I'll change my av. We'll see. so far, fry was my fav of yours.

Ha. I can't beleive you fell for the old count the pixels trick. That trick never fools anybody. You must hold me in some really high esteem. That or you think I'm like Rain Man.

uumm excuse me, coming thru, sorry, dont mind me

OOOH yeah. I love when you just bump right in, Bo. You are a sexy little hottie. Feel freet o barge in anytime

*boots bobaloo out the door*
c'mon in boa!

New lover's spat, is the honeymoon over already for you 2?

We're still trying to work out our differences.

In any case, it sounds like you might be a little jealous. But no need to worry. Gnappy and I just get along because we share common interests, namely, boobs. We're not lovers like you feared. Feel free to persue gnappy all you want. Hope things work out for you two.

Okay. I figured it out. I realized that it must never have been an av, but a signature instead. so if that's the case you would have had to hot link. In that case, you must have U/Ld the image here somewhere. So I check out site help\add your pics and found your post with the picture in question.

Here it is.


http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php...indpost&p=67954

who the hell is that guy??? You know, when I first saw it I thought it was you but then I realized you're right around my age and I don't look that weathered yet. It almost looks like a strung out Jimmy Buffett.

Gnappy and I already figured out that we can't be together mostly because I don't like to with men. That and I couldn't stand the jealousy that Bondi made me feel.

hahaha, sheeeit, you should work for csi being able to hunt that one down. A few people thought that pic was me! I guess my posting with reckless abandon conjures up a image like that. But I digress, that's Keith Richards brotha! Wearing his "Too tough to die" T-shirt(I think that was the name of a Ramones album). But anyway, the shirt is quite fitting in that Keith has lived the rockstar life for this long, harder than most people and he is still going at it, but he looks like he's about 100.
As Denis Leary once said, "I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs! Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already fucking did them all, alright! There's none left! We have to wait 'till you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot and the fuckin' kettle."



I'd rather have the ladies fighting over me, but beggers can't be choosers

Hello Gnappy I missed you! How saskachewan? Has all your snow disappeared? have he women begun to shed their clothing?

How's Sask? Oh you know, same old same old...all our residents are migrating en masse to Alberta for better jobs lol. There is saying around here, Calgary is Saskatchewan's biggest city haha......Edmonton is number 2.

All our snow has been gone for a few weeks now. Weather is pretty mild as of late. Unfortunately, only the wrong women have been shedding their clothing(the ones I don't find attractive). A better question is have YOU begun shedding your clothing yet?

Oh yeah, GO OILERS!

ANd that is all.

Fuck the Oilers go Calagry! (and only because Vancouver didn't make it)

I was hoping for a tittie shot, but at least boa posted in my thread.

We've said before and I'll say it now. Beggars can't be choosers

If I told you you had a maginificant rack, would you hold it agianst me?

Well, I see you're in Bo's favor again. for some reason, she must still be mad at me. No new boobies in my thread from her.

you mean that compelling photo in your thread didn't work?!?!
Well I'm just as shocked as you my friend.

Yeah, I just don't understand it. i even tried it twice.

You know, ladies. I'm not just like a light with a switch you can turn on and off just like that. I can't come up with clever wit and banter without some kind of inspiration, like pics of boobs in my 411

Oh, who am I kidding? I CAN be turned on like a switch.

And like this post is going to make a difference anyway. Gnappy's thread is nearly as lonely and barren as mine.

And conversely, the only thing he can turn on is a light switch

coincidentally I can also be read like a book

Gnappy's having a hard time fitting his head thru the door after all the pumping-up Hott did to it. He's about to quit his job and join the rodeo.

"about to"?

If taking Hott for a ride is part of the job, you'd be crazy not to.

you said "about to" like I was stupid enough not to have already done it!

All right, Gnappy, here goes...

At the risk of appearing gay, which I can assure everyone I'm not, I am throwing up post No. 1500 here in your 411. Why, you ask. Well for a few reasons.

1) Everyone else I thought to give it to I've already posted in their threads today and I didn't want to trump my own posts.
2) I was thinking about Boanna, but she doesn't have a 411
3) I was thinking about Hott, but see reason No. 1
4) I only got to 1500 cuz I am a complete whore and I thought it appropriate to share No. 1500 with another whore
5) I've already dedicated posts to fellow whores nat and diane
6) by dedicating a post in your thread at the risk of appearing gay, I am displaying my security in my masculinity.
7) I figured you'd probably have a funny response that would make me laugh

So there you go. thanks for making the first 1500 interesting.

Now say something funny

You had to type all that?
You could have just come out and professed your undying love for me.
Sorry, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no!

btw: you can PM john freak to get your free RMM beer mug for reaching 1500 posts! just tell him gnappster sent you.

Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like you.



You're talking about backdoor shenanigans and all I really wanted was a friend. I think you're taking this a bit too far


If you need to explore your curiosity, I'm sure there's plenty of others here who could help you with that... I hear Evade, Belicked, and closeup are into that kind of thing. Satisfying your curiosity might be right up their alley, so to speak.


Well, I finally heard back from freak. He told me that to get the mug from him you have to be at 1500 posts and give him a blowjob. I told him I'm not really into that kind of thing. He told me that you probably would just give me your mug if I asked you nicely. So, uh, can I have your mug, please.

OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invisioned

I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'.

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.

I didn't. is he some kind of duct tape guy or something??

you could say that

Looks like a gay porn movie to me. No wonder I didn't recognize it.

i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd recognize it.