You mean like this??


Or am I doing it wrong?...

holy shit, that's hot!

Sup Gnappy.. i see you lurking down there!

the 411 section seems like a huge sausage party so far, so I thought I'd jump right in.

I joined RMM in I think July 04 after browsing its goodness for a couple months. I started posting on the message board when I saw the funny shit that went on in here. There wasn't a lot of pic posting in here back then, just funny and sometimes sexy dialog. So I was hooked from the start.

I'm 28 years old and happily married. I know, I know, that probably disapoints the thousands of female members out there (and some of the guys). And if you believe that, I've got some prime swampland in Florida to sell you. I just love breasts and the female form. Sure it's all sexually appealing. But the female body is just so aesthetically pleasing, one just can't help but to stop and admire it, as corny as that sounds.

I went to university and got a degree in sculpture where I specialized in stone sculpture. But being as there isn't a huge job market for a novice sculptor, I got a job as graphic designer for an automotive graphics company, cuz it pays the bills a little better.

I'm into ultimate fighting and fitness and almost any outdoor activity like camping, canoeing, hiking with my dog, or sex(not with the dog).

I like hanging out with friends and drinking a few cold beers, and am pretty easy going at most times.

That's about all I can think of right now, if I think of anything really clever or interesting I'll post it as it will be the complete opposite of what I have so far.

Here's a couple of recent pics of me from the past weekend.

I Love outdoor sports, we camp A LOT. We are moving to Colorado in the summer and first thing to get are quads. And sign up for snowboarding lessons. I cant wait. Rains to much where I am at to enjoy the wonderful scenary we have here.

that's cool. my father-in-law has a couple quads we use when we visit which is fun. but for the most part I enjoy the outdoors mostly on foot. Instead of quadding I like hiking (or sometimes biking). In the winter when most people snowmobile, I prefer snowshoeing. Or maybe I'm just fooling myself into liking those things cuz I can't afford the motorized alternatives lol.

Ok I tried 4 times to post something here and have to keep retyping it and it times out or somethign GRRRR I will reply later I got class starting soon anyway. Stupid Technology sometimes. With my luck this here will go through.

I'm too enamoured to think of anything witty to say except for, "yes, yes I would!"

ummmm....OH YEAH! 

touch this for me instead?

I KNEW there was a reason my 411 wasn't at 64 pages yet! There's a conspiracy against my 411 

conspiracy against your thread???? have you seen my pitiful 411??? Even the tumbleweed doesn't stop by any more.

It is as empty as Michael Jacksons Over 18 video collection

Where is the love for bondi???

are you making a plea for gnappy to show you some love?  maybe have him jork you if it's a special occasion? 

shit...you all gettin more love than me....my pitiful thread aint been touched in days!

are you making a plea for gnappy to show you some love?  maybe have him jork you if it's a special occasion? 

i thought he was just making a plea for some under 18 sex videos 

heh...simpsons...havent watched that in years.....since it was GOOD!

just now figuring this one out??

it is purely a reassurance of your condition

worst as in bad quality? or worst as in good....cuz im more leaning towards the former..

i think its all the blood rushing to his head

assssshhhoooolllleeeeee.....
wonder how many posts ive done today....*hrms*

worst burn EVER! 

Why should we leave America to go to America Jr.?

Normally I'd find this funny as it is a simpsons quote but some great people have come from Canada.... need I remind you of Sussed.... and to a much lesser extent Gnappy!

wait a minute...did you just say im from canada? WTF! bah....gettin called a canadian...thats even worse than false statuatory charges!