god am i missing a reference somewhere?

you sure are.... either in sussed's thread or the melons in jerseys thread.... one of them

I believe the melons in jersey's thread. Something about lacrosse being Canada's national sport and then I said something about you'd think it'd be hockey or curling. Then sussed said she was invited to be on a curling team, then i imagined sussed curling naked.

That is all.

Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 24---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.

I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked.

in the meantime, feel free to get nekkid for us!

and with that, sussed's yummy portrait is gone! For all you slackers who missed it....

I now have some joy in my pants

how did u find out she was underage? she definitely didn't look it

lose your eye?? explain

exactly why u need a homemade popcorn pussy

me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday

my balls are at least D-cups

u just want the sweet sweet goat lovin

btw, I hope yer back Kiana
I'd pee on your leg anyday

a flaming asshole perhaps?

the one where my face is between your tits

I hope this had nothing to do with walking around with no pants at work.

Thanks to those pics I'm gonna have a puddin pop spill of my own to deal with

Beer n boobs, what more could you want.

plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!

yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

no....as it turned out I had to stop eating hot wings while masturbating

prove it

well it's in the urban dictionary, along with cleveland steamer, rusty hook, and dirty sanchez

hey where did the boobs go?

just an afterthought, who's fingers, yours, his, or someone else's?





And that, my friends, is all.

lmao... gnappy you whore!


i don't know what's worse... the fact that you sifted through all of your posts to find those, or that fact that i remember where pretty much every one of those is from

Hi babes! Thinking about cha'!

ahhhh almost brought a tear to my eye!

Hey I am glad in some way i made the cut of the top 20 (24) Gnappy quotes! Something to add to my resume haha

I along with jrock remember far too many of thouse wuotes for my own good!

here's to another 2500

shit....i remember em too....the scary thing is, i remember CAUSING some of those quotes! lol.....popcorn pocket pussy.......i still think you need to patent that damned thing gnapp

getting a lot of use out of it huh.

hell yeah! makes those stupid "friendly* chick flicks bearable!

haha, naraz is on fire today!

another roman candle gone awry?

I should not laugh, but can not help it.

here ya go!

thank
you!
your pics are like a drug

and i'm addicted

*sings* oh you are my perfect drug my perfect drug my perfect drug....

yeah... i would imagine that withdrawal from hott has to suck a lot...

...although putting it in has to be a TON of fun

Wake up mother fucker!!!!!!

the whole board is almost as dead as my 411

I have noticed.

I myself have only been on every other day this week and where it would usually take me hours to wade through the threads after missing a day its taking me 30 mins.

It looks like we are experiencing another downturn in patronage.... it seems to happen every few months before another massive influx of new whores

I remember this! I think I'll have to recreate the moment tonight. MmMmMmMm......................

I dont know who you quoted but from the sounds of your response I'd like to see the pictures

she was quoting one of my top 21 posts of all time. and she's right, I was asking her that question, can't believe she remembered.


and kiana, don't forget your trusty camera tonight!

ummm.... yeah!

Sadly, I remember where most of those qoutes came from LOL

wow, 3000 freakin posts.
oh the tits I've seen!

Congrats on your 3000th post. May your next 3000 be as entertaining and amusing.

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short lenghth of hose."

Who said it?

I don't have a freakin idea, even my friend google was of no help to me.

is the correct answer closeup?

The security guard at the Try'n'sav, when Bart rips off the video game. That was a tough one.
I just remembered his name, Detective Brodka.

DAMN THIS IS GOING TO HAUNT ME! I know I have heard this quote in something I have watched but what.... and where???

I 'm not sure if you're just yanking my chain or not, but I gave the answer in my next post. This next one is obviously The Simpsons, but who said it? "Hmm. A Krusty' burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?"

this is bondu we're talking about

I specialize in MEMORABLE quotes only *cough*georgebush*cough*

I'll give half credit, It was George H.W.Bush. Now lets see if Bondi can get it.

he's still workin on the first one

I also favour the classics!

I knew the second was was george bush but still don't know the first.

Also due to the length of time it takes me to get through the threads I occasionaly skim read to get through... hence missing that it was a simpsons quote

"If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length tube." -Detective Don Brodka

hey monday called, it wants its post back

Im guessing that was already established?

Maybe it's time I lay of the good stuff

or maybe you need to get some gooder stuff

well I just picked up a small amount to get me through the weekend

oh just met a new girl too.... she seems nice

ahh yes, MaryJane is here name

Gnappy, it's just the opposite of you sitting to piss.

yeah if I'm taking a dump at the same time

but I heard about that for real! I never knew some guys sat down to pee. The DJ on the radio was doing a survey to see how many guys sat down to pee and there were some.
Stranger yet, I've heard of some women learning how to stand up and pee...well obvioully- see pic above.

the pissing pic is one sick picture. As desperate as i would be to piss...i would never stand like that.

hi cutie pie.... tryin to find something up to par for you. gonna add to your thread.

thanks babe! virtual ghost town in here until you post a pic, then it's a gold rush!

I agree but with a positive slant on the idea, wouldn't you enjoy walking into the men's room with naked women already there