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Gnappster
QUOTE(ILOVEBOOBS05 @ Oct 7 2005, 03:15 PM)
cum on peps me and gnap, need sum lovin on our threads, please don't let us die!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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I heartily concur!
Gnappster
holy shit, i'm page 6...I seemed to be stuck on page 5 forever
FORAGOODTIME
Your new avitar cracked me up! laughing-smiley-014.gif Is that Body Man from Yes You Can?
COMEDYMAN
Slim Goodbody laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
CMan has hit upon the correct.
It is the infamous Slim Goodbody...the extremely gay man who preached nutrition with body parts printed on a skin coloured unitard. Strangely enuff, he was missing a penis.

I've always wondered who would win in a fight to the death: Slim Goodbody or Richard Simmons.

My bet is on Slim winning by unitard strangle at the 7 minute mark.
Gnappster
I was at a party on the weekend and they had face painters come in and face paint everybody up. Sounds kinda juvenile, but it was actually kinda cool since these guys were really good, and add to the fact that everybody was drinking, it made it all the more fun. Got some wild flames painted on my face.
Naturally this got me thinking about tits. It would be cool for some of the girls to paint (or get someone to paint) stuff on their tits or chest and post the pics of it(insert moneyshot joke here). It would look cool and sexy and be something different.
Since nobody reads my 411, maybe I'll post this on one the other sections to get it more exposure.



btw, I have a university degree in visual art, if anybody needs any "help" happy.gif
sussed2
Just popping in to say hi mister!!!!!!
You were always the funniest of the bunch.... I miss your sense of humour!!!


mmmmmmmwah!!!

Keep it real gnappy!

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Gnappster
don't mind me fun_84.gif
Gnappster
damn jrock, gave me his cold! smilio06.gif

i knew i shouldn't have agreed to that heavy make-out session. love-smiley-077.gif
jrock8
hey, i only wanted to cuddle...

you were the one who said "don't worry, trust me, it'll be special" gay.gif nah.gif
beenabadnurse
What smells funny in here???



Oh wait, that's it...



ASS PIRATES!!! blink.gif blink.gif blink.gif








nah.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(beenabadnurse @ Dec 1 2005, 07:30 PM)
What smells funny in here???
Oh wait, that's it...
ASS PIRATES!!! blink.gif  blink.gif  blink.gif
nah.gif
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ph34r.gif
Gnappster
tee hee
Gnappster
boobs!
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 19 2005, 11:33 AM)
boobs!
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duffman! oh yeah! food-smiley-004.gif
Puppet
Capt. Phallus.. hahahahah
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 1 2005, 11:42 PM)
ph34r.gif
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Hey gnappy... strolling through the funny yet disturbing dribble on your thread I noticed this pic and laughed.

A tv show in Aus called "The Footy Show" (which is a sports variety type show) has a look alike segment and someone sent this pic in to say it looked like one of the panel memebers ( an ex rugby player) need less to say the bulge was the butt of many jokes!

-Usless Aussie trivia no. 9853
jrock8
gnappy, i knew i loved canadia for a reason... and now i know what it is... for everyone else out there, i swear this is true...

Group sex among consenting adults is neither prostitution nor a threat to society, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Wednesday as it lifted a ban on so-called "swingers" clubs.

In a ruling that changes the way Canadian courts determine what poses a threat to the population, the top court threw out the conviction of a Montreal man who ran a club where members could have group sex in a private room behind locked doors.

"Consensual conduct behind code-locked doors can hardly be supposed to jeopardize a society as vigorous and tolerant as Canadian society," said the opinion of the seven-to-two majority, written by Chief Justice Beverley McLachlin.

Lawyers for Labaye and the owner of another Montreal swingers' club argued that consensual sex among groups of adults behind closed doors was neither indecent or a risk to society.

The Supreme Court judges agreed.

"Criminal indecency or obscenity must rest on actual harm or a significant risk of harm to individuals or society. The Crown failed to establish this essential element of the offense. (Its) case must therefore fail," McLachlin wrote.

In indecency cases, Canadian courts have traditionally probed whether the acts in question "breached the rules of conduct necessary for the proper functioning of society." The Supreme Court ruled that from now on, judges should pay more attention to whether society would be actively harmed.

This seemed to ensure there could be no repeat of Labaye's original conviction for causing "social harm" by allowing degrading and dehumanizing group sex to take place.

Social conservatives said the ruling could contribute to a general relaxing of indecency standards.

"The court is essentially saying that fairly public sexual acts can be tolerated in commercial establishments," said Janet Epp Buckingham of the Evangelical Fellowship of Canada.

The judges said that just because most Canadians might disapprove of swingers' clubs, this did not necessarily mean the establishments were socially dangerous.

"The causal link between images of sexuality and anti-social behavior cannot be assumed. Attitudes in themselves are not crimes, however deviant they may be or disgusting they may appear," the judges said, noting no one had been pressured to have sex or had paid for sex in the cases before the court.

"The autonomy and liberty of members of the public was not affected by unwanted confrontation with the sexual activity in question," they said.
ontippytoes
Too many words, may I have a synopsis?
jrock8
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Dec 23 2005, 02:27 AM)
Too many words, may I have a synopsis?
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in short, the supreme court of canada essentially said that group sex in clubs is perfectly legal smilio14.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Dec 23 2005, 03:28 AM)
in short, the supreme court of canada essentially said that group sex in clubs is perfectly legal  smilio14.gif
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Whoo Hoo!!!!! smilio12.gif
Imagirlwatcher
I make a motion to hold the 1st annual RMM convention somewhere in Canada. All in favor?
Gnappster
yes it is, first marijuana, now this...we're slowly turning into amsterdam!

and jrock, it's canada, not canadia tongue.gif

"hey canadian boy, go back to canadia" ala Nelson Muntz
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 23 2005, 10:43 AM)
yes it is, first marijuana, now this...we're slowly turning into amsterdam!

and jrock, it's canada, not canadia tongue.gif

"hey canadian boy, go back to canadia" ala Nelson Muntz
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*pointing* Ha-Ha


i know what i said... and i'm sticking with it nah.gif
bondiguy
Swingers clubs were illegal in Canada? What about the US?

Swingers clubs are perfectly legal for sonsenting adults in Australia, especially in Sydney. Sydney is like the sexual epicentre of the country.

Oh and shit, Mari Jane is legal in Canada? Bravo....

The only place its legal in Australia is in Canberra which funnily enough is our nations capital.
Puppet
As long as Alcohol is not illegal.. IM set for life! drinkup.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Puppet @ Dec 24 2005, 06:45 PM)
As long as Alcohol is not illegal.. IM set for life! drinkup.gif
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I heard prohibition was coming back?
Gnappster
well MJ isn't legal in Canada. But if you get caught with some, you'll just get a small fine instead of a criminal charge. But if you're growing the shit, you're still fucked. So in short, you're allowed to smoke it, but it is illegal to grow or import it. So where the fuck are you supposed to get it from lol. But I think it's just a matter of time before they legalize it.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 28 2005, 01:56 PM)
well MJ isn't legal in Canada. But if you get caught with some, you'll just get a small fine instead of a criminal charge. But if you're growing the shit, you're still fucked. So in short, you're allowed to smoke it, but it is illegal to grow or import it. So where the fuck are you supposed to get it from lol. But I think it's just a matter of time before they legalize it.
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Oh I see, thats pretty much the same here. If you get caught with a "personal" amount the most they'll do is take it off you (and probably smoke it themselves) but if you grow or sell it your fucked.

In Canberra you are allowed to smoke in private places (e.g your own home, friends houses etc). You are also allowed to grow 2 plants per adult over 18 at your own home. The plants should not be taller than a metre and can only be grown naturally, not hyrdoponically
Gnappster
*books flight to canberra* cool-smiley-030.gif

lol actually, i hardly ever smoke the stuff
sweetnsexy
You asked......I looked.....and there is a definite lack of feminine input here!!!

Let me put that right for you sweetie!!! Don't see why pay and bondi should have all the fun....and you never know, other girls may cum here too....and your thread could grow and grow!!

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sweetnsexy
and again...

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Gnappster
damn SnS! I never knew my subtle suggestions...ok, blatant begging, would pay off.


and you're right, it IS growing and growing....and so is my thread!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 29 2005, 05:48 PM)
*books flight to canberra*  cool-smiley-030.gif

lol actually, i hardly ever smoke the stuff
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haha I used to smoke the shit for breakfast, lunch and Dinner, but have since backed right off to only occasionaly.


QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 29 2005, 11:37 PM)
damn SnS! I never knew my subtle suggestions...ok, blatant begging, would pay off.
and you're right, it IS growing and growing....and so is my thread!
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ZING! My favourite type of humour.
sweetnsexy
Blatant begging is good!! Removes any doubts as to what is required and allows a certain smug satisfaction on catering to the needs of the needy... laughing-smiley-017.gif

Have another!!

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bondiguy
If Gnappy isn't around to admire that ass, I sure as hell will grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
I thought I'd check in once more before my New Year's Debauchery. I'm sure glad I did as I'd like to debauch SnS.
jrock8
gotta love lingerie that's SO tiny that there's not even enough room to cover the tag tongue.gif 2thumbs.gif
sweetnsexy
'debauchery' - 1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty

Hmmm.....perm any one from three and I'm game for that!!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Dec 30 2005, 08:35 PM)
'debauchery' - 1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.
2. debaucheries (Orgies).
3. Archaic. Seduction from morality, allegiance, or duty

Hmmm.....perm any one from three and I'm game for that!!!
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I like when you define words all dirty like 03.gif


on a side note, Seduction From Morality would be a good name for a band.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 5 2006, 03:52 PM)
I like when you define words all dirty like  03.gif
on a side note, Seduction From Morality would be a good name for a band.
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sweet could say "I would like a cup of tea and a biscuit" and it would sound sexy!
jrock8
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2006, 10:56 PM)
sweet could say "I would like a cup of tea and a biscuit" and it would sound sexy!
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i prefer when you can't understand what she's saying b/c her mouth is full 11.gif tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 6 2006, 02:42 AM)
i prefer when you can't understand what she's saying b/c her mouth is full  11.gif  tongue.gif
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I like the other places to be full...... so I can hear my name screamed! banana2.gif haha
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 6 2006, 07:23 PM)
I like the other places to be full...... so I can hear my name screamed! banana2.gif haha
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You mean like this??

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Or am I doing it wrong?...
bondiguy
BINGO!

I hope you keep that one up for the other lads to see 22.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 6 2006, 08:07 PM)
BINGO!

I hope you keep that one up for the other lads to see 22.gif
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Well....I might make them follow Gnappy's lead and beg for it!!
bondiguy
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 6 2006, 08:15 PM)
Well....I might make them follow Gnappy's lead and beg for it!!
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eh... either way I have seen it! haha
jrock8
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Jan 6 2006, 06:58 PM)
You mean like this??

Or am I doing it wrong?...
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sweet, my only question is "why is your bra still on?" shouldn't you let those great boobs swing w/each thrust?
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 6 2006, 11:30 PM)
sweet, my only question is "why is your bra still on?"  shouldn't you let those great boobs swing w/each thrust?
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Maybe her dude doesnt do enough to sway them... I'll show her the way bang2.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 6 2006, 11:38 PM)
Maybe her dude doesnt do enough to sway them...
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somehow i HIGHLY doubt that...

...and even if he did, i'm sure she's active enough to more than make up for it food-smiley-004.gif
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