I wish I could say I came up with it, but I didn't.


ah, fuck it, I'll just say it anyway. I came up with it

Plagerizer!

nope. Quoter

That sounds like quite the scandal. Didn't the news article mention that if someone illegally rings up $500.00 worth of moose meat that you'll only be liable for $50.00? Or is that only in America?

Moose meat...wtf you eatin!!

he's right, we do eat moose here..as well as deer, elk and bison.

I love all animals...



they're delicious!

kent brockman would be proud of such noteworthy journalism

You left out dogs and horses

Dogs and horses are for lovin'



I mean, um, I said nothing!

and you talk about me ....

I heard you were more a cow and sheep guy...they probably put up less struggle.

ah with sheep ya just gotta have the tall boots slip there hind feet in and ride , Oh shit Im giving out trade secrets .... WHat the helll did i just say

I'd prefer high heels

I think you learned that from Jork!

haha. that reminded me of this lame thread .

Thread whore

I'm unstoppable today...

Actually, I'm just really busy at work and am ignoring all the work I have to do.

at least it reminded me to use the tech difficulties sign more often.

Do you know that there are three different ones that I can think of? Well, two that I can think of and one other that i know of but can't think of off the top of my head.

LOL oh well we'll choke this up as Bobs day

well I'm outta here.

I've got booze to go make.....and consume.

IM heading for beer myself... later Gnappy!

Well I saw my 411 way down there so I thought I'd update everyone on all the exciting stuff going on with me right now.

what kind of cereal do you enjoy the most?

Kellog's Vector

you?

VECTOR? i never heard of that. It sounds like something from He-man!

nevermind i found it..it's canadian.

haha, that it does.



yeah, it's marketed as a meal replacement food, but i just eat it for breaky.
it pretty damn good, has boosted protein, fibre, and vitamins.

I also like golen grahams.

What's our vector, Victor?



haha. He-man. Talk about the good ol' days. I loved the life lessons at the end of the episode. And then I remember when they ruined a good thing and made that lame ass movie. haha. Good Journey.

Anyway, what was I saying? Oh, yeah. I love you, HOtt!!!



That's a good one! Meal replacement food. something just doesn't sound right about htat.

great quote!


And how couldn't they figure out that Prince Adam was really He-man. He just took his shorts off.

And then there were all the homosexual overtones.


How bout Food Replacement Meal?

Roger, Roger!

yeah, that was pretty lame. yeah, and didn't they see the all the lightening and shit when he declared he had the power? Weren't they wondering what happened to adam after he went behind the rock?

and even She-Ra had gay all over her face.

That's what my wife cooks.

yeah, at least Clark Kent wore glasses.


I'd like to see how she got the gay all over her face


HEY-OH!

Leaving high fives for Gnappy.. lol .. you get no love!

that's probably a good thing....i didn't want any puppet "love" messing up my thread

someone pm'd me and they were asking about you....they think you are witty and wondered if you face matched your personality.

hah, this is like deja vu!

- like anyone is gonna find me witty.
- i dunno what a witty person looks like but if they look kind of funny looking, that matches me to a t.
- why would they pm you and not just pm me.
- hopefully this person is female.
- I'm starting to think this person's name starts with hott and ends with 1976

That is all

I'm not sure how someone's face can match their personality. I mean, does Bin Laden's face look like an asshole?

in several of his pics it does .

I think he just looks like a goofball!

Gnappy,

Hows it hanging brother?

Consider this part 1 of my holiday stories i'll spread across the boards. So yeah when i was travelling across Europe there were a few Canadians in my group, cool people!

One was a young guy travelling on his own, said he was from Vancouver. He had holiday-ed in Australia before so he understood alot of shit I was saying.

Another couple where from Saska (however the fuck u say that place) aparrently about 2 hours from Regina? He was a coolg guy, loved his beer etc and his wife was a looker too

Anyway, you guys have things that warm up your engine oil before u start your car in the morning because it gets that cold? Holy fuck!

catch up with ya soon brother

yeah us canucks are everywhere
People from Saskatchewan love telling people about winter hardships haha.
We do indeed have to plug our cars in in the winter. It's called a block heater and it's exactly how it sounds; an electric heater that is installed on your engine block to keep your engine warm so it will start. Or maybe it just heats your antifreeze? Not sure, but the end result is that you can drive to work in the morning instead of swearing and kicking your bucket of bolts. Winter will exploit and and all mechanical shortcomings of a car. I had my car plugged in this winter and there were a few times it STILL barely started. Glad it's springtime now! I love telling people from warm climates who are visiting that we all drive electric cars and have to plug them in at night. Most believe me
And we pretty much all love our beer
cool myspace pics btw.

When it hits 16C here its fucking cold! hahaha

i couldnt believe the block heaters, hilarious!

thanks for the pic comments, I'll get more up when im not drunk!

I won't hold my breath!

While I'm waiting I'll get bombed too.

I was shitfaced already... you two were late!

Well I knew that response was coming...

More Canadian shit I learnt. Clamato? What the fuck is that shit? Clam and Tomato juice and you put it in your beer? The Canadian from the trip couldn't believe I had never tried it, hell I have never even seen the stuff. I think you posted some shit about it in here a while back but I thought you were just taking the piss.

Also, when Candians swear, it sounds way cooler than Aussies. By the end of the trip the Canadians nickname was FUCKER among the Aussie contingent!



That surprises me very little

It has been discussed here and here.
But yeah us canucks love that shit.
It was actually invented by the due who invented the Caesar drink. He mixed clam broth and tomato juice. I'm not sure what he was on at the time but I wish I could get my hands on some! But it actually tastes good in a Caesar and isn't half bad with beer. I usually drink it as a next morning beer when camping n stuff.
And I fucking LOVE Caesars. It's like the anti-margarita. I find there are too many sweet drinks out there. This one is spicy and sastisfying and gets you pissed. But I'm getting off track.
Maybe if you win the next caption contest, I will send you a bottle of Clamato

And I woulda thought an Aussie swearing would sound cooler than us. Guess it all depends on what you are used to.

And that is all, fucker!

PS- I hope you asked the guy if he has any nice tuques.

Yall are both weird!

Yeah dude you gotta send me some of that shit... or maybe just fly me to Canada to try it first hand? This guy on tour loved it, and was hanging out to go home so he could have some clamato in his beer!

I tell you how sad I am... I actually clicked those links

Oh my god... On the cruise boat that takes you across the English Channel it was fucking cold and I was wearing a beanie (tuque). The younger Canadian kid on our tour says to me, "Hey dude, that's a sweet tuque." And I was like what the fuck??? Then I remembered it had been discussed here and I fucking killed myself with laughter. Then i had to explain to bondigirl how I knew such a word!

Yeah, I guess everyone loves an accent that is not their own. Your U's do tend to sound like O's though... which I think is piss funny!

See my comment stands!@