Well Gnappy and I are here now. how 'bout you post them and we'll PM them to bondi. And then after that you can come over to my place and I'll give you a massage or something.

and one for you........if you dont' understand check out bondi's thread. I thought this might get your attention........

Hey wait a minute. I was trying to solicit pics from nat of her and her hot friend.

(I'm nervous about what you put in my thread.)

why did bob and bondi get the sexy gay guy pics?

this one is eeccchh- too village people.

Hot damn




Well having all 3 of us on at the same time is as rare as Pay scratches a notch into his bed post, but I need to see those pics

Holy shit.... what did u do to my thread?

Bondiguy, the new cocks of RMM thread!

Jesus what does that say about your 411?

I have a 411??

Sets it and spiked

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt

8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt

Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. DId you get a crappy T-shirt or anything???

Hey, I noticed you're at 8k posts. Did you get a crappy T-shirt or anything???

yeah, I think they got it from the lost and found.
here i am modelling it for everyone (they don't call me handsome pete for nothing!):

You're Handsome Pete??? Oh my god. No one give gnappy a quarter!! He'll be dancing for hours.

True or False?


The Canadian Department of Consumer Protection is mandating that manufacturers that supply stick matches label the box with the following warning:

"Do not place the lit end of a stick match in the nose, mouth, ears, rectum or any other orfice. Doing so may harm the user."

















Answer: True

What do I get for almost cracking 9k?



You look a lot like Krust the Klown

they call that the gnappster rule


I am too Krunchy the Klown!

You look funny, but not ha ha funny

So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?"
I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.

hey what is the date anyway?

Smarch 32nd?

nope but Hott left ya a nasty nude guy pic above !!!

Now that's funny. And after reading all that all I can say is:

Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan??

didn't think it'd hurt to ask.

canadian who would have thought !!!!!

Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!

I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?

Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.

Sounds like the epitome of a "location" joke

guess ya had to be there

I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm


yeah, we're retards.


she wasn't bad.


maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake.

I would have to disagree Not retards at all just common folk in a common place ..
so whens your term up ?

Is it as good as my fiancee's arm? haha

PICS?!?!

Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com

That's where the high-quality wackos hang out.

Do they have a message forum?

Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement.
Keep it real homies.

You're moving???

Good luck with that brother.... don't drink too many beers BEFORE u start work

Don't worry...... I'll whore enough for the both us us

Oh, great. Now that xmas card I sent will get lost in the mail.

So how far are you moving? Will your hometown still rhyme with a female body part?

He's moving to Mulva, Canada!

Better than living in Delores

Or Regina...... oh wait!

I've often heard it's a good idea to hire a professional moving company. Let them break all your stuff instead of doing it yourself. . Saves you the time of screwing up the job alone.

Nah... those guys suck!

I drank a few during and plenty after.



I have my mail forwarded so I should get it.
If my wife opens it I will just tell her it is form my "special internet man friend".






haha priceless.....yet true


We got movers to take all the big stuff; appliances, beds furniture, 2 ton treadmill etc. Best $300 I ever spent. But it was still a pain in the butt moving all the other shit we have.


And they're not too bright



Anyway, I'll have to try and catch up around here, but it's a daunting task when you've missed a few days.

well its easy just click on them all and start reading ..you should be caught up in like 3-4 days

nah. we whore only read the first 1-2 sentences of a post. It'll go much quicker than that. It's the replies that take a long time. the comic wit we post can't be mass produced at the snap of a finger, you know.

Nah... those guys suck!

Good man!

Nah you didn't miss much, it has been slow as fuck around here the past few days.... I'd like to see You, I and Bob ALL take a 5 day break at the same time....