Forbes EH ? have to visit the doctor waiting room more often ..


Yeah Bob you get a invite to the party for the mayor ?

That's the kind of fascinating shit that actually entertains people like me.

and thanks for your sympathy, closeup, but I see it as a dollar well spent on exciting, suspensful entertainment...


then again, that dollar would have purchased much greater entertainment if I was stuffing it in a hot stripper G-string.

You bet those things gotta be high tech. Just to keep people from seeing throught the scratch off part(believe me I've tried!).

When teh move Dick Tracey came out, McDonald's had a promotion where they would give you a scrath-off card. Each card was a potential winner. You had to randomly scratch off 3 of 5 boxes or something like that. If you didn't fuck it up, you'd win whatever prize was on there. I figured out the perfect place to put a slight knick on the boxes to find the two bad squares.

I blame that damn promotion on my exponential weight gain as a youth.

haha, you really are the American gnappster. Even before Dick Tracey they had this Max Headroom scratch and win at Shell convenience stores where, again, every card was a potential winner. I figured out if you made an ever so slight nick in the box you could find out which ones to scratch. The people making minimum wage there couldn't give a shit to examine them close enough to find me out. I only did it a few times as I didn't have the capital to buy a coke product every day to get the scratch card. What can I say, I was 8.


off to fat camp for daddy's chubby little secret huh

I remember Max Headroom. I was a big fan. I even remember the show on Fox (I think it was fox) that totally flopped, but for some reason I liked it. i remember one episode where they had to hold a flashlight in front of a thing that was supposed to remain pointed at the sun. and at sunset, a bomb would go off or something. By holding a flashing light in front of it, they were able to trick it into thinking the sun stopped moving. but then the batteries were starting to die or something.

It wasn't fat camp, it was image enhancement camp!

I don't know if it was fox, cuz we never HAD fox back then but we got the show. I never really got into it. I was thinking what a great concept it was: Max Headroom and he'll be saying stuff! Never really worked out.
Didn't every episode take place 20 mins in the future?

Here's sort of a funny tangent: I think I read the story in the USA Today. His guy wins 1.5 million in a lottery drawing but hands his ticket in three days past the deadline, which was one year. His reason was he realized he won on Saturday Eve, figured the lotto place would be closed on Sunday. Monday was a federal holiday, so he's there bright and early Tuesday morning. All he had to do was go to anyplace that sold tickets Saturday night to have his ticket validated, but he didn't. There's a lesson here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can figure out what it is.

What I don't get is how it took him a year to realize he'd won in the first place.

Oh my why waste it it in here ?

nobody will see it ..good thing I clicked on the the wrong thread !!

Killer legs, CG. I wonder how they'd look wrapped around my waist

If I wrap em higher you won't have to worry about seeing anything at all

that is a great pick......would be a great time with your legs around my face

And then some

So it seems bondi has been the forgotten child, is it any wonder I keep my post count so high, i crave attanetion

Hey there, Gnappy

So it's been a really busy day today. not that anyone cares. But I'm writing this in your thread because a customer came in today who is a truckdriver based out of Canada. He doesn't speak English very well, but I asked him if he knew you. He doesn't think so. I showed him a picture of Natalie. At first I thought he might know her because he was smiling. But then I realized, Hey, he's lookin' at a picture of Nat... of course he's smiling.

just thought I'd let you know.

I'll consider myself whatver you want!



The cocks of rmm thread is in the members section


Well we pretty much all know each other in Canada, he must be new.
And of course he knows Nat, I've been lobbying for a new 3 dollar coin with her tits on it.

Just showing some love...
It was a little cold, so I thought the jacket would be a nice addition?

Yours are my favorite shape of boob.

As long as you're not zipping up the jacket, I won't complain.
Jugtacular!

okay quick lesson , if ya want to be noticed , you need not place pics here .. theres only like 3 people that ever come in here , i myself just visit I never COME here !!!

Happy WEdding Gnappy !!! Get er done!

i didnt know he was getting married , I thought he was just holding bondis for the honey moon . OH I mean the ring for the service !

The above post is a prime example of what you risk by drinking heavily 6 out of 7 days a week.

Let this be a lesson to us all. Never, I mean NEVER, take a day off from drinking.

you are correct, sir!

now when do I get to meet my new wife?

I think she just got realased from Rehab !!!

Did someone say Mail ORDER!

I think i also heard .. taiwan and 12 year old boy in that same sentence.. but who knows im getting old

oh c'mon, give me some credit.



























it's Korean and 13

Fine you win!

This is Gnappy's Thread. I believe you mean MALE order

HEY-OH

hahhahaahh

Wow. It's so lonely in here you have to HEY-OH your own burn.

and I thought my 411 had problems

totally, we have these noobs with less than 5000 posts geting more titties posted in their threads. oh well, I guess some things never change

It's at times like these I feel like Grampa Simpson.

MY post count should be an honorary 1 million!!! I deserve all my boobies!!!

fair enough.

I'm sure bondi will be there on his own in 6 months anyway

Dude, you're way off. He's married now. With all the attention he'll be getting from his wife, he'll be there in about 3 months.

haha well met

Thanks. I guess I'm on my game when I'm only posting aboug 20 a day.

Slacker~!

Yeah, I don't know what's gotten over me. I'm actually doing work for once.

me too...except in no way is it work related.

Now that is funny. Funny because i know exactly what you mean. there's times I'm so busy at work, and people giving me credit for looking like I'm working so hard. What they don't realize is that I'm busy making calls to get my Interent working at home again and filing a complaint with the village and the construction company. i also put in a call to a travel agent looking for trips to hawaii. Holy shit is that expensive. (think your wife could get me a deal. )

Okay. I just drailed my own post three times now.

She doesn't do private travel anymore. She does point rewards for people who have credit card with points they can rack up for travel etc.

But she did wheel us a few free nights at 5 star hotels in Jasper National Park in the mountains and Edmonton in April. They probably won't even let me in the door.
Hmmm, what's nat's address again?

I was just gonna bring up Natalie when i read to the Edmonton part... If you do look her up, make sure to take lots of pics.

Do you think your wife could let me use one of her client's credit cards so I can rack up enough points to have her plan a nice vacation for me and the missus?

well it was just on the news that we have some of the highest credit card fraud in Canada so what's one more?

Gnappy is a walking credit risk

On breaking news here I just learned that Canada leads the world in being just north of the United States.

hahahah.. geneous!