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pierced_princess
QUOTE(frank_grimes @ Dec 21 2007, 10:19 AM)
Last night I was woken at 4am to find PP pulling my pants down. The rest as they say is history..... 11.gif . I've put a copyright on the "PP alarm clock"!!!
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As above.
Hope to have another encounter soon...
paybarraman
QUOTE(pierced_princess @ Dec 21 2007, 03:25 PM)
As above.
Hope to have another encounter soon...
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That's fucking hot.....

Can't imagine how awesome that must be......wake up from sleep to find a gorgeous woman pulling your pants down to suck your cock....
ddd35
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Dec 21 2007, 08:55 AM)
That's fucking hot.....

Can't imagine how awesome that must be......wake up from sleep to find a gorgeous woman pulling your pants down to suck your cock....
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Well you could be like Bondi and pay for it then ya might find out what it is like . smilio04.gif
Someguy86
I banged out my girlfriend at her mom and dad's place christmas morning. It was the first time she let me fuck her without a condom. It felt so good to cum inside her. Best Christmas gift ever.
baby21
QUOTE(Someguy86 @ Dec 27 2007, 02:56 PM)
I banged out my girlfriend at her mom and dad's place christmas morning. It was the first time she let me fuck her without a condom. It felt so good to cum inside her. Best Christmas gift ever.
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The sex or the little bundle of joy you now have on the way?
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Someguy86
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 02:58 PM)
The sex or the little bundle of joy you now have on the way?
tongue.gif
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haha, she's on the pill. don't be jealous baby
baby21
QUOTE(Someguy86 @ Dec 27 2007, 03:34 PM)
haha, she's on the pill. don't be jealous baby
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It was a joke, and I'm sorry to ruin your day, but I'm not jealous doll.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Someguy86 @ Dec 28 2007, 05:56 AM)
I banged out my girlfriend at her mom and dad's place christmas morning. It was the first time she let me fuck her without a condom. It felt so good to cum inside her. Best Christmas gift ever.
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Lol how old are you 15?
Someguy86
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 05:17 PM)
Lol how old are you 15?
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haha, nah, but i'd been begging her for awhile, so i'm happy
bondiguy
QUOTE(Someguy86 @ Dec 28 2007, 08:32 AM)
haha, nah, but i'd been begging her for awhile, so i'm happy
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Fair enough.... only problem is now the rubber will never feel good anymore. Once you go skin you cant go back to the rubber
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:22 PM)
Fair enough.... only problem is now the rubber will never feel good anymore. Once you go skin you cant go back to the rubber
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So true...

The only time my boy and I use rubber anymore is if I want him to last an extra extra long time lol.
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:27 PM)
So true...

The only time my boy and I use rubber anymore is if I want him to last an extra extra long time lol.
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I hate the damn things now... the feeling just isn't there.

I dont think I have worn one for at least 3 years
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:28 PM)
I hate the damn things now... the feeling just isn't there.

I dont think I have worn one for at least 3 years
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You'd think if they wanted people to use them, they'd learn to make them a little better.
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:30 PM)
You'd think if they wanted people to use them, they'd learn to make them a little better.
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Last time I used one I got the extra thin ones because I though it would feel more like the real thing and I was going so hard the fucking thing broke in half!
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:34 PM)
Last time I used one I got the extra thin ones because I though it would feel more like the real thing and I was going so hard the fucking thing broke in half!
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LOL ahh...

Yeah.. my first time having sex EVER.. the damn thing broke. God that sucked.
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:36 PM)
LOL ahh...

Yeah.. my first time having sex EVER.. the damn thing broke. God that sucked.
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Haha... since then I dont trust them and dont use them... besides im only ever with the same woman so its not that important
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:37 PM)
Haha... since then I dont trust them and dont use them... besides im only ever with the same woman so its not that important
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Yeah my first and only is the one I've been with for 3 years, so it's all good.

(Plus the pill makes your boobs bigger LOL)
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 02:38 PM)
Yeah my first and only is the one I've been with for 3 years, so it's all good.

(Plus the pill makes your boobs bigger LOL)
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and aren't you a testament to that!
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 27 2007, 11:40 PM)
and aren't you a testament to that!
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They should use me in their commercials in the possible side effects portion..
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 03:53 PM)
They should use me in their commercials in the possible side effects portion..
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There'd be line ups miles long, women across the world would want to be going on the pill and men would be dragging their wives, girlfriends etc up to the line!
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:04 AM)
There'd be line ups miles long, women across the world would want to be going on the pill and men would be dragging their wives, girlfriends etc up to the line!
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LOL.. if the world only knew.
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 04:05 PM)
LOL.. if the world only knew.
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I really need to start up my own advertising firm
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:35 AM)
I really need to start up my own advertising firm
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As long as you promise to hire me...
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 04:45 PM)
As long as you promise to hire me...
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My first signing!
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:50 AM)
My first signing!
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Heck yes, what's the pay!?
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 28 2007, 04:54 PM)
Heck yes, what's the pay!?
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The more you sell, the more you earn!

AND you get to sleep with the boss!
valoish
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:57 AM)
The more you sell, the more you earn!

AND you get to sleep with the boss!
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So that';s the trick!!!!!!
phoenix
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2007, 01:57 AM)
The more you sell, the more you earn!

AND you get to sleep with the boss!
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Talking of sleeping with the Boss!!
ddd35
QUOTE(phoenix @ Jan 10 2008, 08:55 AM)
Talking of sleeping with the Boss!!
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oh so thats the boss ?
phoenix
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 10 2008, 11:44 AM)
oh so thats the boss  ?
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I enjoy being "bossed"
ddd35
QUOTE(phoenix @ Jan 10 2008, 10:54 AM)
I enjoy being "bossed"
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I can see why ..
morse
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 10 2008, 12:55 PM)
I can see why  ..
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But very demanding when you have 2 Bosses!
ddd35
QUOTE(morse @ Feb 25 2008, 09:17 AM)
But very demanding when you have 2 Bosses!
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you handle it well
phoenix
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 10 2008, 11:44 AM)
oh so thats the boss  ?
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One of them,but this is the "She Dragon".
ddd35
QUOTE(phoenix @ Feb 26 2008, 05:42 AM)
One of them,but this is the "She Dragon".
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why do you say that ?
phoenix
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Feb 26 2008, 02:46 PM)
why do you say that  ?
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Because she is as hot as hell. (and insatiable)
orpheus
QUOTE(phoenix @ Feb 27 2008, 11:59 AM)
Because she is as hot as hell. (and insatiable)
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Thats a problem for you?????? I,ll help out 22.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(phoenix @ Feb 27 2008, 09:59 AM)
Because she is as hot as hell. (and insatiable)
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well I can see that
orpheus
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Feb 29 2008, 12:46 PM)
well I can see that
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You can help with this one!
ddd35
QUOTE(orpheus @ Mar 2 2008, 08:22 AM)
You can help with this one!
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okay whos that ?
phoenix
[quote=ddd35,Mar 2 2008, 11:27 AM]
okay whos that ?
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[/q
Very nice, but thats a Pro pic.
ddd35
[quote=phoenix,Mar 4 2008, 05:27 AM]
[quote=ddd35,Mar 2 2008, 11:27 AM]
okay whos that ?
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[/q
Very nice, but thats a Pro pic.
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Oh we couldnt tell . laughing-smiley-014.gif
phoenix
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Mar 4 2008, 02:46 PM)
Oh we couldnt tell .   laughing-smiley-014.gif
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phoenix
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Mar 4 2008, 02:46 PM)
Oh we couldnt tell .   laughing-smiley-014.gif
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Wouldn,t say no either!! tongue.gif
sexyladyc
That's me, and I didn't put that there, and I didn't tell that person they could put that there, so please take it down. Thanks!
ddd35
QUOTE(sexyladyc @ Mar 5 2008, 05:41 AM)
That's me, and I didn't put that there, and I didn't tell that person they could put that there, so please take it down. Thanks!
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interesting ..probably better let Cman know
sexyladyc
Thank you for taking my picture down.
ddd35
QUOTE(sexyladyc @ Mar 8 2008, 05:16 AM)
Thank you for taking my picture down.
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it wasnt a problem at all .. tongue.gif
ddd35
Well some of you might think this is weird but it was kinda different when it happened ..

Monday I worked late , i got home the kids were in bed the wife was up in bed I sat down at the kitchen bar to eat a bowl of cerial , when I hear my wife tossing and turning in bed , I asked if she was okay ? she didnt respond , So I went on eating . once again I heard her moving around , Well I figuered she must have been trying to get my attention so huirried my late night meal and headed up stairs , upon my topping the top step to our loft bed room I found her laying on her back cross ways of the bed naked accept her thong , I was filthy dirty from the day on the farm , so I jumped in the shower in the master bath , Soon I was soaping up and my cock was so hard thinking of her laying there waiting , well I hurried my shower , while i was drying off i heard the buzz of a vibrator , I thought well she started without me ? Well I dried off and opend the door to find her in the throws of satifying herself with her vibrator , I walked over to the bed with my cock in hand and asked were she wanted me , she looked up at my hardness in my hand and said right there , I said what ? she siad right there , So I began to stroke my unit , all the time watching the vibrator disppear in and out of her pussy , her grabbing her boobs and nipples , I got closer slapped my unit on her forhead , she didnt waver a bit , I offered my unit to her mouth she looked the other way , so i backed off and kept stroking , I was getting so hot watching her pleasure herself , I could tell she was getting close , I climbed on the bed hoping wed come together , she says to me , No Im doing just fine in a moan of a voice , I continue stroking so I get were i can rub my unit of her boobs , she once again says NO , Im starting to get pissed , Just then I realize Im about to erupt , she yells out that shes cumminggggggg , I quiickened my pace and began to erupt all over her boobs and stomach , after what seemed like several minutes she reached up and grapped my unit pulled me to her mouth and licked my cock clean .. I asked her when we were done , what brought that on , she said well while I waiting on you to get home I was watching a dirty movie on cinemax and it just got me to thinking and I wanted to tease you .. Well it worked . Her idea worked wonders , although it wasnt the sex I was hoping for it was still exciting . tongue.gif
morse
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 18 2008, 10:29 AM)
Well some of  you might think this is weird  but  it was kinda   different when it happened  ..

Monday  I worked late  , i got home the kids were in bed  the wife was up in  bed  I sat down at the kitchen bar to eat  a bowl of cerial  , when I hear my wife  tossing and turning in bed  , I asked if she was okay ?  she didnt respond  , So I went on eating  . once again I heard her  moving around  , Well  I figuered she must have been trying to get my attention  so huirried my late night meal and headed  up stairs  , upon my  topping the  top step to our loft bed room I found her laying  on her back cross ways of the bed  naked accept her thong  , I was filthy dirty from the day on the farm  , so I jumped in the shower  in the master bath ,  Soon I was  soaping up  and my cock was so hard thinking of her laying there waiting  , well I hurried my shower  ,  while i was drying off  i heard the buzz of a vibrator  , I thought well she started without me  ?  Well I dried off  and opend the door  to find her in the throws  of satifying herself  with her vibrator  , I walked over to the bed  with my cock in hand  and asked were she wanted me  , she looked up at my hardness in my hand   and said right there  , I said what  ?  she siad right there  ,  So  I began to stroke my  unit  , all the time watching the vibrator  disppear in and out of her pussy  ,  her grabbing her boobs and nipples  , I got closer   slapped my unit on her forhead  , she didnt waver a bit  , I offered my unit to her mouth  she looked the other way  ,  so i backed off and kept stroking , I was getting so hot watching her pleasure  herself  , I could tell she was getting close  , I climbed on the bed  hoping wed come together , she says to me  , No  Im doing just fine in a moan of a voice  , I continue stroking   so I get were i can rub my unit of her boobs  , she once again says NO  ,  Im starting to get pissed  ,   Just then I realize Im about to erupt  , she yells out that shes cumminggggggg   , I quiickened my pace   and began to erupt all over  her boobs and stomach  , after what seemed like several minutes   she reached up and grapped my unit  pulled me to her mouth and licked my cock clean  ..   I asked her when we were done  , what brought that on  , she said well while I waiting on you to get home I was  watching a dirty movie on  cinemax  and it just got me to thinking  and I wanted to tease you  .. Well it worked  . Her  idea worked wonders , although it wasnt the sex I was hoping for  it was still exciting  .  tongue.gif
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And a good time was had by all 22.gif tongue.gif
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