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frenchie
QUOTE(nikki_p @ Jul 13 2006, 05:26 PM)
[FONT=Arial][COLOR=purple] 2thumbs.gif We tonight is the night for me to have my first Threesome.  I am so nervous but very excited!  My husband and his friend Rick are treating me to a new experience.  I will write back tomorrow to tell you all about it!

This is a fun site!!!

Thanks everyone!!!

Nikki
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I'm very impatient!!! Need a fourth???? 22.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(nikki_p @ Jul 13 2006, 05:26 PM)
2thumbs.gif We tonight is the night for me to have my first Threesome.  I am so nervous but very excited!  My husband and his friend Rick are treating me to a new experience.  I will write back tomorrow to tell you all about it!

This is a fun site!!!

Thanks everyone!!!

Nikki

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22.gif Nice
natalie
I see you Bob. ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 14 2006, 05:57 PM)
I see you Bob. ph34r.gif
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I miss you, Nat. i think I'm gonna go drop a line in your 411
mrhorny281
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jul 10 2006, 05:10 AM)
hahaha ok ok ok....

well the last time i said anything was july 5th in reference to june 30th.... and i have hooked up with my "latin lover" once more just this past friday also. haha...

i guess ill just tell one story at a time.

friday night my "friend" dan drove out to see me so we could hang out. i kind of knew something, anything would happen. well dan and i went to the movies and during the movie, his strategically placed arm around me began caressing my tit and his hand ever so slyly slid into my bra to tease my nipple. his erection was quite obvious so i took the time to give it some handy attention. anyways, i was afraid that ppl would notice so twice, i had to stop him from getting too frisky. after the movie, we went to the car, which was actually parked pretty much right under a lamppost. dans affinity for tits became even more blatantly obvious as he released mine from inside my shirt and out of my bra. tits hanging out of my clothes, he began sucking and licking on them and biting at my nipples. all this play was getting me extremely wet and i was becoming increasingly horny by the moment. his cock was rock hard and noticeable thru his khaki shorts, which we then opened so that i could have a look and a feel. gripping and stroking his cock, dan continued to tease my breasts, pinching my nipples and using them to shake each tit. my panties kept getting wetter and wetter and my grip on his cock tighter. at one point i was leaning back with my legs parted just enuff that he slid his hand down to my pussy and lightly teased my clit for a moment. i also leaned over to him to begin teasing his cock with my lips and tongue. 9 hard inches of puerto rican cock just for me  03.gif anyhow, the parking lot was seemingly getting more pedestrian action so we decided to drive to a relatives house who i knew was on vacation. once we arrived, we began our actions once more and at that point, dan suggested we get in the back of the car. mind you, dan drives a honda civic, a new one, and the space is somewhat limited.... anyhow, in the back seat i unvieled dans cock and began to work my fellatio skills on him. to his surprise i was able to deep throat his 9 inch cock but not holding the deep for too long. "you want this cock in your pussy" - did i just hear this correctly? i think i did... i told myself i wasnt going to have sex with him.... but in that moment i threw inhibitions out the window and told him to get the condom. straddling him, i slid his hardness into my pussy and began to slowly fuck him. with the space restraints we switched positions to i on my back and after a few other position changes decided the romp should continue in the front entry to the house (a screened in porch of sorts). we lay down a comforter and with myself on my knees in the doggie style position, dan began to fuck me once again. my pussy was feeling mighty good by then and i told dan to slide that hard cock into my ass. after some slight fumbling, i ordered him to remove the condom (in hopes for better completion of the task) and fuck my ass good. as he proceeded to fuck my tight ass, i rubbed my clit and within a matter of minutes began orgasming from the pleasure. once i was finished i told dan i wanted him to cum for me. he then had me lay down on my back so that he could straddle my chest with my breasts gripping around his cock for a titfuck. his dick sliding up and down between my tits, he told me he was going to cum and i said i was ready. his cum began shooting out onto my tits, up my neck, onto my chin; 3 or 4 hot squirts of cum.

we smiled, got dressed, and drove to get some pancakes. haha. returning to my house, i showered and climbed into bed with kenny while dan slept on the living room couch..... kenny none the wiser....

and that is the story of dans and my first sexual encounter.  nah.gif
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whew that story got me sweating bullets; and of course i came once i finished reading it. 22.gif 22.gif Fantastic erotic story Fellatio. 2thumbs.gif
allmebaby
QUOTE(mrhorny281 @ Aug 3 2006, 02:14 PM)
whew that story got me sweating bullets; and of course i came once i finished reading it.  22.gif  22.gif Fantastic erotic story Fellatio.  2thumbs.gif
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Holy shit!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccceee
bondiguy
words can get that guy off to the point of orgasm? blink.gif

No wonder he seems to like message boards puke1.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 4 2006, 12:08 AM)
words can get that guy off to the point of orgasm? blink.gif

No wonder he seems to like message boards puke1.gif
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Imagine what the pictures do for him and wait till he meets Bobaloo blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 4 2006, 11:15 AM)
Imagine what the pictures do for him and wait till he meets Bobaloo  blink.gif
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I'd rather keep that mental picture far, far away from my imagination
mrhorny281
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 4 2006, 06:06 PM)
I'd rather keep that mental picture far, far away from my imagination
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Christof
QUOTE(mrhorny281 @ Aug 4 2006, 11:34 PM)
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So you would rather bondi had that mental image? blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Christof @ Aug 4 2006, 06:48 PM)
So you would rather bondi had that mental image?  blink.gif
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that is both sick and frightening puke1.gif
Hot_Mom_II_and_spyguy
We have noticed on several threads that this "Lynette" is a torrid hottie. Is she for real or a cyber-bot? (PLEASE, PLEASE be "for real.) GOD, the books I could write (crotch novels) from what she gives us insight to!!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Hot_Mom_II_and_spyguy @ Aug 4 2006, 05:02 PM)
We have noticed on several threads that this "Lynette" is a torrid hottie.  Is she for real or a cyber-bot?  (PLEASE, PLEASE be "for real.)  GOD, the books I could write (crotch novels) from what she gives us insight to!!!
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writing is good, but pictures can be more accurate....and fun ohmy.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 8 2006, 04:43 PM)
writing is good, but pictures can be more accurate....and fun  ohmy.gif
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a picture = 1000 words
Gnappster
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 8 2006, 02:43 PM)
writing is good, but pictures can be more accurate....and fun  ohmy.gif
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 9 2006, 12:01 AM)
a picture = 1000 words
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can't believe you missed that half-assed simpsons reference.
Lynette
Last sexual encounter? 45 minutes ago in the butt. It was GREAT!!!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 9 2006, 09:09 PM)
Last sexual encounter? 45 minutes ago in the butt. It was GREAT!!!!
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PICS?! ohmy.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 9 2006, 10:26 AM)
can't believe you missed that half-assed simpsons reference.
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You know I had a feeling like it was a reference but couldn't quite pin it to an episode!
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 9 2006, 11:19 PM)
You know I had a feeling like it was a reference but couldn't quite pin it to an episode!
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Well it was alterred a bit.
Originally:
Moe: I'll need your name, turnons, and measurements
Woman: You expect me to telly ou my measurements?
Moe: Well you could but I find this way(holds up tape measure) more accurate.....and fun.
Lynette
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 10 2006, 12:49 AM)
PICS?!  ohmy.gif
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Sorry, things heated up so fast, a camera never even crossed my mind. WHEW!!!
ddd35
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 9 2006, 11:09 PM)
Last sexual encounter? 45 minutes ago in the butt. It was GREAT!!!!
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WOW glad you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that , MMMMMMM okay I raise all my ratings to 10 2thumbs.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 10 2006, 12:40 PM)
WOW  glad  you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that ,  MMMMMMM  okay  I raise all my ratings to 10  2thumbs.gif
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coz.gif Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 11 2006, 09:19 AM)
coz.gif Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?
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look who ur talking about belicked... expect nothing less!

btw congrats on 2000 posts food-smiley-004.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 11 2006, 08:23 AM)
look who ur talking about belicked... expect nothing less!

btw congrats on 2000 posts food-smiley-004.gif
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Thanks, I hadn't noticed until I read your post about it. food-smiley-004.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 11 2006, 10:44 AM)
Thanks, I hadn't noticed until I read your post about it. food-smiley-004.gif
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I just happened to notice 2001 and I was like... go Monkey grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 11 2006, 09:19 AM)
coz.gif Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?
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Confused to say the least my friend , the fact that Lyn said she got it IN THE BUTT , means she must like it that way , in rating the total women this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like the fact she likes anal sex !!!! drinkup.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 13 2006, 07:04 AM)
Confused  to say the least my friend  ,  the fact that Lyn  said she got it IN THE BUTT  , means  she must like it that way   , in rating the total women  this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like  the fact she likes anal sex !!!!   drinkup.gif
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I would agree with you if this was a Rate Me as a Woman site, but I do believe it's RateMyMelons.



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bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 13 2006, 12:55 PM)
I would agree with you if this was a Rate Me as a Woman site, but I do believe it's RateMyMelons.
silvio.gif
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it is? blink.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 14 2006, 01:47 AM)
it is? blink.gif
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my sentiment as well smilio00.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 13 2006, 06:04 AM)
Confused  to say the least my friend  ,  the fact that Lyn  said she got it IN THE BUTT  , means  she must like it that way   , in rating the total women  this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like  the fact she likes anal sex !!!!   drinkup.gif
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then you must LOVE evade tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 14 2006, 12:36 PM)
then you must LOVE evade  tongue.gif
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NOT guns.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 14 2006, 01:45 PM)
NOT  guns.gif
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So you let Evade love you blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 15 2006, 07:39 PM)
So  you let Evade love you  blink.gif
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disturbing either way
boanna
once again, i report in this stupid thread to give an answer... angry.gif

it was with myself. smilio03.gif

is there no peace for my tormented soul? no cock for my neglected hoohah?!

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sweetnsexy
Last weekend I had an unexpected invite to an open-air prom concert held at a bird sanctuary. Well, we had a VERY nice night at the concert… the place was nice, about a thousand people gathered around a stage in a field…….listening to classical music…drinking champagne…and more champagne…and then a little more….and then it got dark, and you could hardly see where you were walking….so I suggested I take a ‘walk’…so I took a blanket and wandered off towards the back of the field…there were lots of bushes and trees….had to keep an eye open because they had wardens patrolling…which was why we went separately…..I laid the blanket down and took off my knickers and went down on all fours facing away from the stage…it was a little chilly…and there was the thrill of knowing that anyone approaching would see my skirt pulled up and my pussy and ass begging…after what seemed like ages, I heard someone approaching….and heard a zipper being undone….then a hand explored my ass crack…following down and into my pussy….Mmmmmm!!!!!!.........followed by a very eager cock….nudging my asshole before eagerly finding my pusssy……ye gods…its making me wet all over again!!.. .I was then royally fucked, listening to classical music, about 25 yards away from 1000 people….. …..thankfully we finished before the musicians got to the sea shanty bits, cos I don’t think I could have kept quiet if he had been keeping pace with the hornpipe!!!
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Aug 11 2006, 09:19 AM)
coz.gif Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?
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Look, if taking in the ass gets you 10s, then I will happily confess to making all my orifices available!! bang2.gif smilio05.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Aug 23 2006, 08:11 PM)
Last weekend I had an unexpected invite to an open-air prom concert held at a bird sanctuary.  Well, we had a VERY nice night at the concert…   the place was nice, about a thousand people gathered around a stage in a field…….listening to classical music…drinking champagne…and more champagne…and then a little more….and then it got dark, and you could hardly see where you were walking….so I suggested I take a ‘walk’…so I took a blanket and wandered off towards the back of the field…there were lots of bushes and trees….had to keep an eye open because they had wardens patrolling…which was why we went separately…..I laid the blanket down and took off my knickers and went down on all fours facing away from the stage…it was a little chilly…and there was the thrill of knowing that anyone approaching would see my skirt pulled up and my pussy and ass begging…after what seemed like ages, I heard someone approaching….and heard a zipper being undone….then a hand explored my ass crack…following down and into my pussy….Mmmmmm!!!!!!.........followed by a very eager cock….nudging my asshole before eagerly finding my pusssy……ye gods…its making me wet all over again!!..  .I was then royally fucked, listening to classical music, about 25 yards away from 1000 people…..  …..thankfully we finished before the musicians got to the sea shanty bits, cos I don’t think I could have kept quiet if he had been keeping pace with the hornpipe!!!
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So the lucky Warden found you tongue.gif
sweetnsexy
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 24 2006, 07:53 AM)
So the lucky Warden found you tongue.gif
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And he had a BIG torch!! 22.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 24 2006, 05:53 AM)
So the lucky Warden found you tongue.gif
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haha, my thoughts exactly.
haaaawwwwt story in any case
bondiguy
QUOTE(sweetnsexy @ Aug 24 2006, 10:49 AM)
And he had a BIG torch!!   22.gif
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lucky you tongue.gif
hott1976
last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl. I rode him until he exploded. he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it! When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth. I'm a good girl like that! wink.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 03:09 PM)
last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl.  I rode him until he exploded.  he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it!  When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth.  I'm a good girl like that!  wink.gif
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you lie!


cuz that seems too good to be true.
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 05:09 PM)
last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl.  I rode him until he exploded.  he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it!  When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth.  I'm a good girl like that!  wink.gif
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I wim you love-smiley-077.gif
hott1976
no lie. Truthfully.
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long. and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 05:42 PM)
no lie.  Truthfully. 
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long.  and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.
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I need CPR ohmy.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 03:42 PM)
no lie.  Truthfully. 
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long.  and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.
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PICS?! tongue.gif
hott1976
i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time! smile.gif Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 05:53 PM)
i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time!  smile.gif  Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?
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I'd like to see the cum in your mouth 22.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 03:53 PM)
i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time!  smile.gif  Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?
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ummm, I don't mean to insult you, but that is a stupid question.
A big YES!
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