He turned the computer on unassisted today

At least he can turn something on

I heard even the light switch rejetcs his advances

My last secual encounter? About half an hour ago downstairs What a good ride it was

PICS?

sorry, no I was tooo horny for that

I new MO or curly would comment before you and I did prove that without help thank you very

Yeah baby tell us more , thank you for making the attempt to get this thread back on track as well ..

Yeah! Natalie's quick wit and sassy sense of humor let us know she's a real person not just a pretty painted face with a lovely set of orbs.

ahhhhh Dont blush , evade read it in another thread , he never could have thought of it ... however whoever wrote it in the other thread pretty much hit it perfect ...

I'm sure you guys are familiar with the liberator, right?

a yeah .. why do you ask ?

Well, my last "sexual encounter" -i.e. fuckin'- was on a liberator ramp last night. I love those things. You can prop up, hit good spots, support yourself, mmm

It's always more fun on a lib.

My favorite is to bend over the tall end cuz I was able to rock up and down on him without wearing him out. I can be kind of demending...

you need help with it? lol.....

no, he did quite well last night actually. Yummy. But thanks for the offer!

The s/o bought the big wedge and then the smaller wedge , for the same reason ..there expoensive but for sure help it the right spots ..

I really wanted the ramp with the cuffs attached, but, sigh, no go. I'm working on him to get the wedge. I might have to pay for it all by myself. I'll do anything for intense doggy style.

anytime......be creative......bending her over the arm of your couch does the same thing and allows for a good angle.......if your tall enough....lol......

my ottoman has a good height to it also......

it works well for that , save your pennys , and enjoy .

I have seen those and wondered if they would be a good investment... I might have to check em out some more!



If it involved you... I would do anything also!

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well cangirl these are the shapes , we have the wedge and the ramp .. they are allot of fun .

I have the ramp- use it like the wedge- bent over the t all end. Perfect.

I like the ramp, looks like a worthy investment... also the stage looks like it could be replicated with many ordinary iitems you'd find around the home

mmmmm what a dreamy thought ...

can we define the term "anything"?

the advantage is there made of a real dense foam , they dont give like pillows and they arent as hard as say a coffee table .. they take things to a whole new level ..

Yeah.... maybe even you!!!

However I dont think so

First off.. I there still isn't the smilie, "This thread is useless without pictures" please find it and add it as it is well over due for some usage.

Now i want pretend I READ alot of the content.. because I have a life and I would have just made fun of someone along the way anyway.

But I will give away 2 awards in this thread!


This first going to Pay!!! around page 10 he actually burned someone and it was timely, made sense, and brought the funny!


My second award goes to Bob with this quote.

Bobalu
"Just so you know, the front page is ratemymelons... you're posting this message in the ratemymelson forum, which coincidentally is address RMM/chat. Go figure. people here might actually want to chat rather than just constantly post boobs all day."

This gets the WTF award for being retarded!!! YES WE REALLY DO WAnT to LOOK AT BOOBIES ALL DAY and posting helps this along!!

For this useless posting of yours you should be banished to the corner to be Closeups Boot for the next 2 hours!!! Maybe that will put the boob looking spirit back in you!!!



That is all!

Watch out puppet's back...

*insert funny line from old Bruce Willis film here*

He's taking names and kicking asses

I like the way you think !!!! boobs and more boobs

Of course I want to look at boobs all day. But if you read my post, you would see that I chose the word "post" boobs all day. Meaning, for the women, posting boobs and nothing else would get tiring... they come here for the exhibition... they stay here because of the people they get to know here... through posting things other than boobs every once in a while.

makes me think of a cheer I heard at a game the other night ... You say REd we say BLUE or was it .. Oh never mind

My last one was a quicky...

We were laying in bed watching T.V. and you could just tell he was getting turned on. He kept playing with my boobs and running his hands on me. Then he sits up real quick like he has this brilliant idea and says, "let's have sex!"

So he goes upstairs to check and make sure no one's home and I take just my jeans and panties off and hide under the covers. He comes back down and lays down, I quickly pulled his shorts off and crawled on top. He pulled my shirt up and took my tits out of my bra while he slowly worked is cock into me... I get really tight and we like to start things off nice and easy.

I knew we were short on time and that people were going to be home soon, so I talked dirty to him and played with my chest as I bounced up and down on him.. it really turns him on and he normally cums pretty quickly if we work fast. I could tell he was close because his eyes kinda roll back a little and he makes that "o" face.. which really motivates me to go faster and harder. Once he was orgasming I slowed down but kept moving hard until I knew he'd felt the full extent of it..

We laid there for a while and he gave me a kiss on the forehead.. we finished just in time because by the time we were cleaned up his brother was home .

Haha.. I'm not a super detailed writer, but I'll work on it. Thought it'd be fun to share this way.

im to druk to dreak dthis post pbutim tusure it was gued I love this girsl

Your b/f is a lucky SOB!

Damn, baby. That was totally fucking hot.

I have a brilliant idea, how 'bout you come to Chicago and we'll have sex.

Of course he was getting turned on. Laying beside you playing with your tits would do it for any guy!
And damn that sounded hot.

bwahaha, that's fucked up

Haha Puppet's dedicated...

haha. I missed puppet's post till you quoted it. that was hilarious.

OMG i just read your post baby... Now that was fucking hot!

Here's a note puppet wrote baby as well:

five dollars??? get outta here.

I know right... i always get taken advantage of when im drunK!

Just about an hour ago before hubbie left to work

Pass out in the drunk tank again?

details?