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buxombbwuk
Nooooooo I don't post pics of my nether region!! lol
wincy69
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 10:55 AM)
Nooooooo I don't post pics of my nether region!! lol
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Not yet anyway!!!lol
buxombbwuk
Not ever..... I haven't in the 8yrs I've been online, not starting now! lol
wincy69
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 11:10 AM)
Not ever..... I haven't in the 8yrs I've been online, not starting now! lol
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Thats a shame hun

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buxombbwuk
LOL not really a shame - gotta keep something private.
wincy69
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 11:18 AM)
LOL not really a shame - gotta keep something private.
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Each to there own hun!!So you don't want a pic from me then!!

xx
buxombbwuk
Depends what of.... not a cock shot, seen one of them seen 'em all lol
wincy69
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 11:24 AM)
Depends what of.... not a cock shot, seen one of them seen 'em all lol
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What would you like? How about a bridge?
buxombbwuk
Nah, I don't like bridges. There's always a troll hiding under it
wincy69
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 11:30 AM)
Nah, I don't like bridges. There's always a troll hiding under it
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How about a skyscraper?

We better be careful i think we are in the wrong thread!!!

This chat should be in your 411
ddd35
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 06:50 AM)
I have several already! lol
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well if you buy batteries Im sure evade would come to your aid , insert batteries and he jumps up and down , or so they say around here ...
bondiguy
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 06:50 AM)
I have several already! lol
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Do the words Deuce Bigalow mean anything to you? tongue.gif
ontippytoes
I'm not one for stories or details.............my last encounter was, ohhh, 20 minutes ago. Nice.........!!!!!
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 5 2007, 02:40 AM)
I'm not one for stories or details.............my last encounter was, ohhh, 20 minutes ago.      Nice.........!!!!!
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If u were with me 20 minutes ago you'd still be panting laughing-smiley-017.gif
ontippytoes
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 08:34 AM)
If u were with me 20 minutes ago you'd still be panting laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I don't doubt that!
ddd35
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 5 2007, 10:34 AM)
I don't doubt that!
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I do evade says hes not that good !!!!
ontippytoes
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 5 2007, 03:02 PM)
I do   evade says hes not that good  !!!!
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LOL
gotta talk to evade about this...
bondiguy
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Jan 5 2007, 10:34 AM)
I don't doubt that!
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Oh, it is a guarantee tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 05:11 PM)
Oh, it is a guarantee tongue.gif
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put it in writing slap it on your back , just like the guarantee on a new matress . food-smiley-004.gif
hott1976
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 5 2007, 03:02 PM)
I do   evade says hes not that good  !!!!
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I hate to be the one who notices but......
3D this is the second time i've see you commenting on Bondi and what someone (typically a guy) has told "you" about thier experiences.
What would you be discussing male on male "experiences" with Evade or Gnappy? Is there something we all need to know about? popc1.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 07:35 PM)
I hate to be the one who notices but......
3D this is the second time i've see you commenting on Bondi and what someone (typically a guy) has told "you" about thier experiences. 
What would you be discussing male on male "experiences" with Evade or Gnappy?  Is there something we all need to know about?   popc1.gif
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BAM!!!

Hott when you are in the beautiful people group as you and I are, you are bound to get hit on by both sexes, 3d just doesn't take no for an answer tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 5 2007, 08:34 AM)
If u were with me 20 minutes ago you'd still be panting laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Cuz she'd be tired from trying to run away?? confused-smiley-013.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 9 2007, 11:52 AM)
Cuz she'd be tired from trying to run away?? confused-smiley-013.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
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at least that comeback was funny laughing-smiley-017.gif grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 10 2007, 02:44 AM)
at least that comeback was funny laughing-smiley-017.gif  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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I have my moments. Apparently,that must have been one of them.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 10 2007, 01:22 PM)
I have my moments.  Apparently,that must have been one of them.
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So thats you for 2007 then huh?
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 10 2007, 10:45 PM)
So thats you for 2007 then huh?
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well there are still 350 days left in the year....so I'd say yeah, he's done. wink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 11 2007, 12:45 AM)
So thats you for 2007 then huh?
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Yeah, I hit my peak early this year. Allow me to take this moment to apologize for all my future failed attempts at humor.
ddd35
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Jan 8 2007, 07:35 PM)
I hate to be the one who notices but......
3D this is the second time i've see you commenting on Bondi and what someone (typically a guy) has told "you" about thier experiences. 
What would you be discussing male on male "experiences" with Evade or Gnappy?  Is there something we all need to know about?   popc1.gif
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well doll you need to know the ends and outs of this place , Ive found these boys have been Pm one another .. there conversations usually surround guys , its almost scary and from now just so you know , they have a signal they use for wehn they want to chat with one another .. They start posting SIMPsON QUOTES and pics ,, thus my comments about not knowing simpson quotes ..Im not part of the guy on guy thing around here and dont want to be either .. hope this helps Hott food-smiley-004.gif 2thumbs.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 11 2007, 11:47 AM)
well there are still 350 days left in the year....so I'd say yeah, he's done. wink.gif
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He should just sit back and enjoy the ride!

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 11 2007, 06:33 PM)
well doll  you need to know the ends and outs of this place  , Ive found  these boys have been  Pm one another   ..  there conversations  usually  surround guys  , its almost scary and from now just so you know  , they have a signal  they use  for wehn they want to chat with one another  ..   They start posting SIMPsON QUOTES  and pics   ,,  thus my comments about not knowing simpson quotes   ..Im not  part of the guy on guy  thing around here and dont want to be either  ..    hope this helps Hott  food-smiley-004.gif  2thumbs.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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You need to fire your researcher...

I "PM'd" Gnappy to say I thought u were bullshitting about ur babysitter because I didn't want to be the one to cause shit to hit the fan on the boards, I've done that before.

We talk about the Simpsons because its funny, and the more it annoys ppl the more I tend to enjoy doing it, so keep up the anti Simpsons campaign!

I talk to guys because I HAVE friends, one day you may know what that is.
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 11 2007, 11:08 PM)
He should just sit back and enjoy the ride!
You need to fire your researcher...

I "PM'd" Gnappy to say I thought u were bullshitting about ur babysitter because I didn't want to be the one to cause shit to hit the fan on the boards, I've done that before.

We talk about the Simpsons because its funny, and the more it annoys ppl the more I tend to enjoy doing it, so keep up the anti Simpsons campaign!

I talk to guys because I HAVE friends, one day you may know what that is.
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I was just shittin things , you know that i think , as far as friends dont even go there , If I died today I couldnt count the people that would want to carry my casket , now is that good or is it bad who knows ... as far as the simpsons go , And the anti campaign , i could care less , its just very noticable that several of the ladies dont like it , Hott, Bo , Nat have all sPOke here against it , and its usually the 3 stooges as closup calls you guys that do it , never any ladies and this is a Boob site .. As far as the simpsons being funny thats a matter of opinion and just like the disagreement on flat chested ladies you and I dffer there , as a well known actor recently said ,, DONT CONFUSE SARCASIM FOR WIT ..

tHAT IS all TO QUOTE gNAPPY ... 2thumbs.gif food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 11 2007, 04:33 PM)
well doll  you need to know the ends and outs of this place  , Ive found  these boys have been  Pm one another   ..  there conversations  usually  surround guys  , its almost scary and from now just so you know  , they have a signal  they use  for wehn they want to chat with one another  ..   They start posting SIMPsON QUOTES  and pics   ,,  thus my comments about not knowing simpson quotes   ..Im not  part of the guy on guy  thing around here and dont want to be either  ..    hope this helps Hott  food-smiley-004.gif  2thumbs.gif  laughing-smiley-014.gif
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That post reads like it was written by Larry the Cable Guy but minus the funny.

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 09:03 AM)
I was just shittin things  , you know  that i think , as far as  friends dont even go there , If I died today  I couldnt count the people that would want to carry my casket  , now is that good or is it bad  who knows  ...  as far as the simpsons go , And the anti campaign , i could care less , its just very noticable that several of the ladies dont like it  , Hott, Bo , Nat  have all sPOke here against it ,  and its usually the 3 stooges as closup calls you guys that do it  , never any ladies  and this is a Boob site   ..  As far as the simpsons  being funny thats a matter of opinion  and just like the  disagreement on flat chested ladies you and I dffer there , as a well known actor recently said  ,,  DONT CONFUSE SARCASIM FOR  WIT ..

tHAT IS all  TO QUOTE gNAPPY ...  2thumbs.gif  food-smiley-004.gif
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I think you're mistaking people who want to carry your casket for people who want you dead. nah.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 12:28 PM)
That post reads like it was written by Larry the Cable Guy but minus the funny.
I think you're mistaking people who want to carry your casket for people who want you dead.  nah.gif
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well if thats a threat I just added your headstone in the back 40 and the back hoe is plugged in so it will start ..LOL tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 10:49 AM)
well if thats a threat I just added your headstone in the back 40 and the back hoe is plugged in so it will start ..LOL    tongue.gif
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I never said "I" wanted to carry your casket.
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 01:05 PM)
I never said "I" wanted to carry your casket.
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Thats good cause I never asked ya to !!!!! tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 11:19 AM)
Thats good cause I never asked ya to !!!!! tongue.gif
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ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 01:30 PM)
bang.gif
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Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 11:03 AM)
I was just shittin things  , you know  that i think , as far as  friends dont even go there , If I died today  I couldnt count the people that would want to carry my casket , now is that good or is it bad  who knows  ...  as far as the simpsons go , And the anti campaign , i could care less , its just very noticable that several of the ladies dont like it  , Hott, Bo , Nat  have all sPOke here against it ,  and its usually the 3 stooges as closup calls you guys that do it  , never any ladies  and this is a Boob site   ..  As far as the simpsons  being funny thats a matter of opinion  and just like the  disagreement on flat chested ladies you and I dffer there , as a well known actor recently said  ,,  DONT CONFUSE SARCASIM FOR  WIT ..

tHAT IS all  TO QUOTE gNAPPY ...  2thumbs.gif  food-smiley-004.gif
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Of course you couldn't count them, cuz you'd be dead

I guess it depends on who you ask.
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 03:33 PM)
Of course you couldn't count them, cuz you'd be dead

I guess it depends on who you ask.
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hmmm let me think about that for a sec.. okay Im done ... tongue.gif
natalie
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 11:03 AM)
I was just shittin things  , you know  that i think , as far as  friends dont even go there , If I died today  I couldnt count the people that would want to carry my casket  , now is that good or is it bad  who knows  ...  as far as the simpsons go , And the anti campaign , i could care less , its just very noticable that several of the ladies dont like it  , Hott, Bo , Nat  have all sPOke here against it ,  and its usually the 3 stooges as closup calls you guys that do it  , never any ladies  and this is a Boob site   ..  As far as the simpsons  being funny thats a matter of opinion  and just like the  disagreement on flat chested ladies you and I dffer there , as a well known actor recently said  ,,  DONT CONFUSE SARCASIM FOR  WIT ..

tHAT IS all  TO QUOTE gNAPPY ...  2thumbs.gif  food-smiley-004.gif
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Though I make fun of them sometimes about how much the simpsons appear here, I put quotes up myself and watch every episode to see if there's a line I could use next time I'm here (I know how nerdy is that lol) So don't bundle me into that group. I think it's just their way of helping themselves cope with the fact that they are all going to be homer simpsons one day. You know, drunk fuck up with a wife that's out of their league. So I'm afraid you got your facts wrong hun. lol
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 04:18 PM)
Though I make fun of them sometimes about how much the simpsons appear here, I put quotes up myself and watch every episode to see if there's a line I could use next time I'm here (I know how nerdy id that lol) So don't bundle me into that group. I think it's just their way of helping themselves cope with the fact that they are all going to be homer simpsons one day. You know, drunk fuck up with a wife that's out of their league. So I'm afraid you got your facts wrong hun.
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Thanks for your, um, support there, Nat!!! wink.gif

by the way, when I'm a drunk fuck up, would you like to be my wife who's out of my league
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 04:34 PM)
Thanks for your, um, support there, Nat!!! wink.gif

by the way, when I'm a drunk fuck up, would you like to be my wife who's out of my league
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I don't know, Gnappy would be closer to me and then Bondi would probbaly be in the best shape seeins as he surfs so much and then there's the blond hair blues eyes.....hmmm.....tell you what, we'll all find a secluded island. Bondi can bring the booze, Gnappy can hot wire the satelite and you....you could be my footstool. How's that sound? tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 04:43 PM)
I don't know, Gnappy would be closer to me and then Bondi would probbaly be in the best shape seeins as he surfs so much and then there's the blond hair blues eyes.....hmmm.....tell you what, we'll all find a secluded island. Bondi can bring the booze, Gnappy can hot wire the satelite and you....you could be my footstool. How's that sound?  tongue.gif
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1) I live where it's a bit warmer, but still cold enough to enjoy hockey in the winter
2) I'm still in good shape, and I work out. I even still have the remnants of a 6-pack on my stomach rather than what looks like an entire keg in my stomach
3) I have blue eyes, though I do have dark hair.
4) and I'll be your foot stool, cuz at least I get to touch you and perhaps even look up your skirt.
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 04:57 PM)
1) I live where it's a bit warmer, but still cold enough to enjoy hockey in the winter
2) I'm still in good shape, and I work out.  I even still have the remnants of a 6-pack on my stomach rather than what looks like an entire keg in my stomach
3) I have blue eyes, though I do have dark hair.
4) and I'll be your foot stool, cuz at least I get to touch you and perhaps even look up your skirt.
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Hmmmm, what you say intrigues me. I'm warning you I don't like to wear panties. The smell of my sex might drive you out of yuor mind. ph34r.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 04:58 PM)
Hmmmm, what you say intrigues me. I'm warning you I don't like to wear panties. The smell of my sex might drive you out of yuor mind. ph34r.gif
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Then it's a deal! and you can completly remove the word "might" and replace it with the word "will."
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 02:43 PM)
I don't know, Gnappy would be closer to me and then Bondi would probbaly be in the best shape seeins as he surfs so much and then there's the blond hair blues eyes.....hmmm.....tell you what, we'll all find a secluded island. Bondi can bring the booze, Gnappy can hot wire the satelite and you....you could be my footstool. How's that sound?  tongue.gif
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 02:57 PM)
1) I live where it's a bit warmer, but still cold enough to enjoy hockey in the winter
2) I'm still in good shape, and I work out.  I even still have the remnants of a 6-pack on my stomach rather than what looks like an entire keg in my stomach
3) I have blue eyes, though I do have dark hair.
4) and I'll be your foot stool, cuz at least I get to touch you and perhaps even look up your skirt.
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I have no redeeming qualities.
natalie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 05:08 PM)
I have no redeeming qualities.
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Oh come on Gnappy, make something up then, give me your best sales pitch and then maybe I'll let you be the stool. lol


I'll sit on the beach watching some eye candy surf. lol




Ok I'm officially getting way to carried away.
ph34r.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 03:11 PM)
Oh come on Gnappy, make something up then, give me your best sales pitch and then maybe I'll let you be the stool. lol
I'll sit on the beach watching some eye candy surf. lol
Ok I'm officially getting way to carried away.
ph34r.gif
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Hmmmm, I'm good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 12:28 PM)
That post reads like it was written by Larry the Cable Guy but minus the funny.

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It was funny, but not Ha Ha funny

QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 04:18 PM)
Though I make fun of them sometimes about how much the simpsons appear here, I put quotes up myself and watch every episode to see if there's a line I could use next time I'm here (I know how nerdy is that lol) So don't bundle me into that group. I think it's just their way of helping themselves cope with the fact that they are all going to be homer simpsons one day. You know, drunk fuck up with a wife that's out of their league. So I'm afraid you got your facts wrong hun. lol
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I was going to say the same thing!!! and the other ladies might not like it, but they just ignore it and flash their boobs and we forget all about the worlds fav 4 fingered family!

One Day? Im already a drunk fuck up and have you seen my fiancee? She is so far outta my league ppl think I have kidnapped here when they see the 2 of us in public!

QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 04:43 PM)
I don't know, Gnappy would be closer to me and then Bondi would probbaly be in the best shape seeins as he surfs so much and then there's the blond hair blues eyes.....hmmm.....tell you what, we'll all find a secluded island. Bondi can bring the booze, Gnappy can hot wire the satelite and you....you could be my footstool. How's that sound?  tongue.gif
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Hell... I am in, can I bring my board?

Nat, have you ever seen old bondi's mug?
natalie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 12 2007, 05:49 PM)
It was funny, but not Ha Ha funny
I was going to say the same thing!!! and the other ladies might not like it, but they just ignore it and flash their boobs and we forget all about the worlds fav 4 fingered family!

One Day? Im already a drunk fuck up and have you seen my fiancee? She is so far outta my league ppl think I have kidnapped here when they see the 2 of us in public!
Hell... I am in, can I bring my board?

Nat, have you ever seen old bondi's mug?
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No I'm afraid that I am one of the unlucky girls here. I have yet to see what you look like. sad.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 05:52 PM)
No I'm afraid that I am one of the unlucky girls here. I have yet to see what you look like. sad.gif
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check ur PM's, I'll send you a link
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