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bondiguy
Jul 24 2007, 01:54 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 04:52 PM)
naked and horny...

that about sums me up right now -sigh-
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again, thats how I always pictured it tongue.gif
Gnappster
Jul 24 2007, 01:57 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 23 2007, 11:52 PM)
naked and horny...

that about sums me up right now -sigh-
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prove it! popc1.gif
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 02:01 AM
Aww but it would take forever to upload and post the video I would have to make to prove just how worked up I am...
bondiguy
Jul 24 2007, 02:05 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 05:01 PM)
Aww but it would take forever to upload and post the video I would have to make to prove just how worked up I am...
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bang.gif tongue.gif
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 02:06 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 02:05 AM)
bang.gif  tongue.gif
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speaking of... fingers just don't feel the same as the real deal sad.gif I'm dieing over here!!
bondiguy
Jul 24 2007, 02:11 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 05:06 PM)
speaking of... fingers just don't feel the same as the real deal sad.gif I'm dieing over here!!
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So am I... but for very different reasons!
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 02:13 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 02:11 AM)
So am I... but for very different reasons!
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uh oh... you found 3d outside your window? I warned him about that.
bondiguy
Jul 24 2007, 02:15 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 05:13 PM)
uh oh... you found 3d outside your window? I warned him about that.
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I had to buy a guard dog!
ddd35
Jul 24 2007, 09:11 AM
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:13 PM)
Ooops! I hope there aren't any PETA activists on this forum.

I WAS JUST KIDDING  tongue.gif
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QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:30 PM)
I wasn't that was to cover my ass  ph34r.gif
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well I new you were kidding cause everbody knows jelly works much better then peanut butter ... uh I mean tongue.gif


and no need to cover your ass it looks just amazing to me ... 2thumbs.gif
Bunni
Jul 24 2007, 12:27 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 24 2007, 09:11 AM)
well I new you were kidding  cause everbody knows jelly  works much better then  peanut butter ...  uh I mean    tongue.gif
and no need to cover your ass it looks just amazing  to me  ...  2thumbs.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif

Yes sir!
Rotgut
Jul 24 2007, 12:35 PM
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 01:40 AM)
I am sitting here typing in the nude just so you know.  That works?
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Damn I wish you had a webcam
Gnappster
Jul 24 2007, 12:36 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 12:06 AM)
speaking of... fingers just don't feel the same as the real deal sad.gif I'm dieing over here!!
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i would like to remedy that for you!
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 01:23 PM
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 24 2007, 12:35 PM)
Damn I wish you had a webcam
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Maybe she does!?
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 01:24 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2007, 12:36 PM)
i would like to remedy that for you!
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you know, as nice as it would be.. I really don't know if I'd have much use for a life size blow-up bondi doll. Thanks for thinking of me though!!
Rotgut
Jul 24 2007, 01:25 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 01:24 PM)
you know, as nice as it would be.. I really don't know if I'd have much use for a life size blow-up bondi doll. Thanks for thinking of me though!!
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What about a live-action version of me?
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 01:38 PM
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 24 2007, 01:25 PM)
What about a live-action version of me?
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Now we're talking!
Rotgut
Jul 24 2007, 01:39 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 01:38 PM)
Now we're talking!
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And I can go on and on and on without needing batteries.
ddd35
Jul 24 2007, 01:39 PM
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 10:27 AM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif

Yes sir!
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just keep saying yes and we will get along great ... love-smiley-077.gif
baby21
Jul 24 2007, 01:41 PM
QUOTE(Rotgut @ Jul 24 2007, 01:39 PM)
And I can go on and on and on without needing batteries.
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sounds perfect!
Rotgut
Jul 24 2007, 01:42 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 01:41 PM)
sounds perfect!
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Just let me know when/where.
bondiguy
Jul 25 2007, 01:16 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 25 2007, 04:24 AM)
you know, as nice as it would be.. I really don't know if I'd have much use for a life size blow-up bondi doll. Thanks for thinking of me though!!
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yeah.... why have the blow up when u can have the real thing????
Gnappster
Jul 25 2007, 01:21 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 11:24 AM)
you know, as nice as it would be.. I really don't know if I'd have much use for a life size blow-up bondi doll. Thanks for thinking of me though!!
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it's larger than life size



i mean nothing.
phoenix
Jul 25 2007, 07:29 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 25 2007, 01:16 AM)
yeah.... why have the blow up when u can have the real thing????
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Depends on what your used to!! tongue.gif
ddd35
Jul 25 2007, 09:23 AM
QUOTE(phoenix @ Jul 25 2007, 05:29 AM)
Depends on what your used to!! tongue.gif
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BAm !!!!!
bondiguy
Jul 25 2007, 11:53 PM
QUOTE(phoenix @ Jul 25 2007, 10:29 PM)
Depends on what your used to!! tongue.gif
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coz.gif
baby21
Jul 31 2007, 03:59 AM
I did ittttt with the boy for an hour smile.gif
phoenix
Jul 31 2007, 08:26 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 31 2007, 03:59 AM)
I did ittttt with the boy for an hour smile.gif
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You have my sympathy.
ddd35
Jul 31 2007, 08:37 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 31 2007, 01:59 AM)
I did ittttt with the boy for an hour smile.gif
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then you should try a MAN , that hour would seem like a eternity .. 22.gif
Gnappster
Jul 31 2007, 11:43 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 31 2007, 01:59 AM)
I did ittttt with the boy for an hour smile.gif
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how did he last that long with YOU?

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 31 2007, 06:37 AM)
then you should try a MAN , that hour would seem like a eternity ..  22.gif
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Yeah, I bet most women would describe having to spend an hour with you as an eternity laughing-smiley-017.gif
ddd35
Jul 31 2007, 01:40 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 31 2007, 09:43 AM)
how did he last that long with YOU?
Yeah, I bet most women would describe having to spend an hour with you as an eternity laughing-smiley-017.gif
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He was drunk , thought he was still doing the neighbers sister .. tongue.gif


well yeah , life can stop cause they have had the best ... smilio02.gif tongue.gif
baby21
Jul 31 2007, 02:47 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 31 2007, 11:43 AM)
how did he last that long with YOU?
Yeah, I bet most women would describe having to spend an hour with you as an eternity laughing-smiley-017.gif
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He and I both don't drink... so nice try 3D.
He's always been able to last that long... which is amazing because I take a little while to get there... we've also been together for almost 3 years sooo we've got all of this down to a science. smile.gif a very good sciene tongue.gif
Gnappster
Jul 31 2007, 03:03 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 31 2007, 12:47 PM)
He and I both don't drink... so nice try 3D.
He's always been able to last that long... which is amazing because I take a little while to get there... we've also been together for almost 3 years sooo we've got all of this down to a science. smile.gif a very good sciene tongue.gif
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I have a phd in boobology!
baby21
Aug 1 2007, 04:34 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 31 2007, 03:03 PM)
I have a phd in boobology!
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How's that workin' for ya?
ddd35
Aug 1 2007, 09:12 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 31 2007, 12:47 PM)
He and I both don't drink... so nice try 3D.
He's always been able to last that long... which is amazing because I take a little while to get there... we've also been together for almost 3 years sooo we've got all of this down to a science. smile.gif a very good sciene tongue.gif
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wow your no fun .
ddd35
Aug 1 2007, 09:13 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 31 2007, 01:03 PM)
I have a phd in boobology!
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wow I tried for that but I never got past my associate degree . to much show and tell .
Gnappster
Aug 1 2007, 12:17 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Aug 1 2007, 02:34 AM)
How's that workin' for ya?
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I'm always looking for new research participants 08.gif
ddd35
Aug 1 2007, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 1 2007, 10:17 AM)
I'm always looking for new research participants  08.gif
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i think evade is looking for work ... nah.gif
Gnappster
Aug 1 2007, 03:13 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 1 2007, 11:46 AM)
i think evade is looking  for work ...  nah.gif
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I said BOOBology, not MOOBology.
baby21
Aug 2 2007, 03:51 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 1 2007, 09:12 AM)
wow your no fun  .
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Not sure who decided that you had to drink to be fun...
bondiguy
Aug 2 2007, 03:54 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 31 2007, 06:59 PM)
I did ittttt with the boy for an hour smile.gif
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Thank god I bought stocks in KY tongue.gif
baby21
Aug 2 2007, 03:58 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 2 2007, 03:54 AM)
Thank god I bought stocks in KY tongue.gif
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Haha it always comes in handy!!
Although on that particular night I don't recall needing it at all. tongue.gif
bondiguy
Aug 2 2007, 04:01 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Aug 2 2007, 06:58 PM)
Haha it always comes in handy!!
Although on that particular night I don't recall needing it at all. tongue.gif
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now that's some self lubrication! blink.gif
ddd35
Aug 2 2007, 08:45 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Aug 2 2007, 01:51 AM)
Not sure who decided that you had to drink to be fun...
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about 150 billion people , but whos counting ? tongue.gif
Gnappster
Aug 2 2007, 12:58 PM
QUOTE(baby21 @ Aug 2 2007, 01:51 AM)
Not sure who decided that you had to drink to be fun...
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I am much more attractive when drunk, that's for sure smilio06.gif
ddd35
Aug 2 2007, 01:04 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 2 2007, 10:58 AM)
I am much more attractive when drunk, that's for sure smilio06.gif
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when your drunk or when your dates drunk ? date can mean hand in your case ... tongue.gif
Gnappster
Aug 2 2007, 01:25 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 2 2007, 11:04 AM)
when your drunk or when your dates drunk ? date can mean hand in your case  ...  tongue.gif
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all true.
ddd35
Aug 2 2007, 02:22 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 2 2007, 11:25 AM)
all true.
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drinkup.gif grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
Aug 2 2007, 08:26 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 3 2007, 03:58 AM)
I am much more attractive when drunk, that's for sure smilio06.gif
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and I am much more amusing
ddd35
Aug 3 2007, 01:09 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 2 2007, 06:26 PM)
and I am much more amusing
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I would hope so ... grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
Aug 3 2007, 06:32 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 4 2007, 04:09 AM)
I would hope so  ...  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Yes, Yes you would tongue.gif
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