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sweetnsexy
smilio05.gif An hour ago......fingered fore and aft....Mmmmmmm!!!!!!!! tongue.gif
baby21
two hours ago and on easter... ohmy.gif

The boy was like, "Isn't that a sin or something."
I laughed at him. rolleyes.gif
Puppet
ive masturbated 4 times within the last 3 hours.... sad.gif so much for my happy ending!
mjonno10
xxxx
bondiguy
I gotta say whilst I was in The Damn (Amsterdam) I was smoking some local weed and my wife had a bit with me too, turns out weed makes her horny as a mother fucker! The sex that followed was the best i have ever had grinning-smiley-003.gif
natalie
While I was visiting my mom for five days I wasn't getting any from numba as he had to stay and work. Needless to say I was horny when I got home last night but boy I didn't realize just how horny!! He made me come so hard and fast you'd have thought I hadn't had sex for months. *sigh*
ddd35
QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 13 2007, 11:27 AM)
While I was visiting my mom for five days I wasn't getting any from numba as he had to stay and work. Needless to say I was horny when I got home last night but boy I didn't realize just how horny!! He made me come so hard and fast you'd have thought I hadn't had sex for months. *sigh*
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okay I have to say it . Pictures are worth a 1000 words .... tongue.gif
baby21
I wanted some last night, but the boy was too tired... blink.gif sad.gif What's up with that??
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 14 2007, 08:49 AM)
I wanted some last night, but the boy was too tired...  blink.gif  sad.gif  What's up with that??
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he needs replaced , maybe you change models and go to a older version about my height and weight .. and my enormous sex drive ..
baby21
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 14 2007, 10:51 AM)
he needs replaced  , maybe you change models and go to a older version  about my height and weight  .. and my enormous  sex drive  ..
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Nooo he does not need replaced.
He's my favorite smile.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 14 2007, 08:54 AM)
Nooo he does not need replaced.
He's my favorite smile.gif
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okay so dont complain cause he isnt giving ya any ..
baby21
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 14 2007, 11:00 AM)
okay so dont complain cause he isnt giving ya any  ..
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Ok, not to get defensive but just because I didn't get some one night doesn't mean I need to start looking for a new boyfriend...

I hope you were kidding.. because I'm pretty sure I can talk about anything I want to having to do with the topic of the board.
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 14 2007, 09:19 PM)
Ok, not to get defensive but just because I didn't get some one night doesn't mean I need to start looking for a new boyfriend...

I hope you were kidding.. because I'm pretty sure I can talk about anything I want to having to do with the topic of the board.
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Yes I was kidding , you asked the question , WHats up with that? and I answered it ... DUH nah.gif tongue.gif
baby21
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 15 2007, 09:08 AM)
Yes I was kidding ,   you asked the question  , WHats up with that? and I answered it  ...  DUH   nah.gif  tongue.gif
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blink.gif
Ok you answered my original question and then said I shouldnt complain if I didnt want to replace him...

[edit]

He came over last night and we cuddled ... which really turns me on for some reason when it's over at my place because we're ALWAYS over at his.
Puppet
I wanted some last nite too.. sad.gif but i was too drunk to jack off.. I lacked the proper coordination! punchballs.gif
baby21
QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 15 2007, 03:13 PM)
I wanted some last nite too.. sad.gif but i was too drunk to jack off..  I lacked the proper coordination!  punchballs.gif
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Aww.. poor puppet.
Puppet
its ok ... ill make up for it today and jack off till im sore LOL tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 14 2007, 11:19 PM)
Ok, not to get defensive but just because I didn't get some one night doesn't mean I need to start looking for a new boyfriend...

I hope you were kidding.. because I'm pretty sure I can talk about anything I want to having to do with the topic of the board.
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Forget 3d, some things are just too hard and reasoning with a simpleton is one of them

QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 15 2007, 03:13 PM)
I wanted some last nite too.. sad.gif but i was too drunk to jack off..  I lacked the proper coordination!  punchballs.gif
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laughing-smiley-014.gif funny coz its true?
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 15 2007, 12:57 PM)
blink.gif
Ok you answered my original question and then said I shouldnt complain if I didnt want to replace him...

[edit]

He came over last night and we cuddled ... which really turns me on for some reason when it's over at my place because we're ALWAYS over at his.
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Cuddlings good very good in fact !!! drinkup.gif
Puppet
Fucking ain't to shabby either!~ LOL
baby21
QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 16 2007, 08:16 PM)
Fucking ain't to shabby either!~ LOL
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Agreed...

We had a quickie yesterday... I crawled on top of him and he lifted my shirt up and just snuggled his face right in between my boobs smile.gif... That of course led to me riding him like hell and while we're fucking he likes to watch my tits bounce... I don't know, it really turns me on to know he's into me.. so of course he got there pretty fast and that sent me over the edge. smile.gif It was a good night.
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 17 2007, 01:40 AM)
Agreed...

We had a quickie yesterday... I crawled on top of him and he lifted my shirt up and just snuggled his face right in between my boobs smile.gif... That of course led to me riding him like hell and while we're fucking he likes to watch my tits bounce... I don't know, it really turns me on to know he's into me.. so of course he got there pretty fast and that sent me over the edge. smile.gif It was a good night.
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well good deal for you and cant blame him for liking to watch them bounce and nuzzling them .. damn they are nice or at least I think they are . tongue.gif
Macdonald
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Apr 17 2007, 08:37 AM)
well good deal for you and cant blame him for liking to watch them bounce and  nuzzling them  .. damn they are nice  or at least I think they are  .  tongue.gif
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you aren't the only one that thinks they are nice ddd tongue.gif

definitely can't blame him baby, you look amazing grinning-smiley-003.gif
baby21
QUOTE(Macdonald @ Apr 17 2007, 11:03 AM)
you aren't the only one that thinks they are nice ddd  tongue.gif

definitely can't blame him baby, you look amazing  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Thank you...
I'm always kinda suprised that people even remember my pics.
paybarraman
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 17 2007, 03:40 PM)
Thank you...
I'm always kinda suprised that people even remember my pics.
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WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!


They are UNFORGETTABLE!!!!!!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 16 2007, 08:16 PM)
Fucking ain't to shabby either!~ LOL
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bwahahahaha laughing-smiley-014.gif

QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 17 2007, 03:40 AM)
Agreed...

We had a quickie yesterday... I crawled on top of him and he lifted my shirt up and just snuggled his face right in between my boobs smile.gif... That of course led to me riding him like hell and while we're fucking he likes to watch my tits bounce... I don't know, it really turns me on to know he's into me.. so of course he got there pretty fast and that sent me over the edge. smile.gif It was a good night.
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Sounds like a good night in (all pun intended)

QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 17 2007, 03:40 PM)
Thank you...
I'm always kinda suprised that people even remember my pics.
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I dont... but I have been away for 6 weeks and im told a combination of booze, weed and absinthe will screw with your memory, and possibly make you repeat yourself?

I dont... but I have been away for 6 weeks and im told a combination of booze, weed and absinthe will screw with your memory, and possibly make you repeat yourself?
baby21
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Apr 18 2007, 01:11 AM)
bwahahahaha laughing-smiley-014.gif
Sounds like a good night in (all pun intended)
I dont... but I have been away for 6 weeks and im told a combination of booze, weed and absinthe will screw with your memory, and possibly make you repeat yourself?

I dont... but I have been away for 6 weeks and im told a combination of booze, weed and absinthe will screw with your memory, and possibly make you repeat yourself?
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Mite need to send some pics your way and help your memory out a little...
Macdonald
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 17 2007, 03:40 PM)
Thank you...
I'm always kinda suprised that people even remember my pics.
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I think it's cuz of how good you look and how hot your pics where, but a friendly reminder of those pics is never a bad thing to do grinning-smiley-003.gif 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 18 2007, 02:46 AM)
Mite need to send some pics your way and help your memory out a little...
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who is this baby21 girl anyway? did she post pics? did she have nice boobs? I can't seem to remember either wink.gif
closeup
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 18 2007, 04:46 AM)
Mite need to send some pics your way and help your memory out a little...
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I just caught amnesia from my girlfriend. I guess that must be the reason I'm a little hazy on why you're so hot. Can you think of anything that might help?
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 18 2007, 04:46 AM)
Mite need to send some pics your way and help your memory out a little...
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That would seem like a fair thing to do grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 18 2007, 04:18 PM)
who is this baby21 girl anyway? did she post pics? did she have nice boobs? I can't seem to remember either wink.gif
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I see you have been on booze, weed and absinthe diet too? grinning-smiley-003.gif
baby21
Oh Jeez...
I heard a rumor that posting on RMM causes amnesia...

Looks like I'll have to start working on some new photos..

Wait.. what?? Where was I again... blink.gif
r8rman
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 19 2007, 03:59 AM)
Oh Jeez...
I heard a rumor that posting on RMM causes amnesia...

Looks like I'll have to start working on some new photos..

Wait.. what?? Where was I again... blink.gif
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uh....... you were about to start taking pix again.. remember?!
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 19 2007, 03:59 AM)
Oh Jeez...
I heard a rumor that posting on RMM causes amnesia...

Looks like I'll have to start working on some new photos..

Wait.. what?? Where was I again... blink.gif
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You damn well better! tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Apr 19 2007, 01:59 AM)
Oh Jeez...
I heard a rumor that posting on RMM causes amnesia...

Looks like I'll have to start working on some new photos..

Wait.. what?? Where was I again... blink.gif
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I think you posting pics is what moms used to warn there sons about jacking off to much to ,,, Will make ya go blind ... jerkit.gif
Assfucker
last night

our bed

my wife

amazing 03.gif 22.gif 11.gif smilio09.gif






twice love-smiley-052.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Apr 27 2007, 12:59 PM)
last night

our bed

my wife

amazing 03.gif  22.gif  11.gif  smilio09.gif
twice  love-smiley-052.gif
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Im really glad you enjoyed watching .... Jk food-smiley-004.gif








but hey could use some more pillows man she moans allot .... tongue.gif
bustobabe
laughing-smiley-017.gif I've been missing some damn good stuff here! Ok, first of all Puppet, you're comment "fucking aint shabby either" gut busting. seriously. the rest of you, amnesia, too damn funny. ...and baby21, come on girl, we all wanna see so stop teasing us already, damn it! smilio12.gif

for the record. my last encounter was so shamelessly inappropriate that I'm dying for someone to say "it's ok sweetie, you're not a bad person, I would fuck my wifes sister too, smilio09.gif tell me all about it" lol!!!
lonely1276
QUOTE(bustobabe @ Apr 27 2007, 10:57 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif  I've been missing some damn good stuff here! Ok, first of all Puppet, you're comment "fucking aint shabby either" gut busting. seriously. the rest of you, amnesia, too damn funny. ...and baby21, come on girl, we all wanna see so stop teasing us already, damn it!  smilio12.gif 

for the record. my last encounter was so shamelessly inappropriate that I'm dying for someone to say "it's ok sweetie, you're not a bad person, I would fuck my wifes sister too,  smilio09.gif tell me all about it" lol!!!
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Details, Details
cog3
last sexual encounter....soapy tit job in the shower with the girlfriend
Puppet
Please define sexual encounter again.. I think im in a sexual dry spell!
baby21
A couple of hours..
first time doing it on camera.

No there is not some tape of it floating around.
Sorry.
Ratt
QUOTE(baby21 @ May 13 2007, 05:04 PM)
A couple of hours..
first time doing it on camera.

No there is not some tape of it floating around.
Sorry.
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no tape... what about a dvd?
morse
QUOTE(cog3 @ Apr 28 2007, 12:52 PM)
last sexual encounter....soapy tit job in the shower with the girlfriend
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Last encounter, 2am this morning in a Taxi. (very uncomfortable).
COMEDYMAN
QUOTE(morse @ May 13 2007, 09:01 AM)
Last encounter, 2am this morning in a Taxi. (very uncomfortable).
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surely he would have driven you an ATM laughing-smiley-017.gif
morse
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ May 13 2007, 10:54 AM)
surely he would have driven you an ATM laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Love you my sweet.
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ May 13 2007, 04:04 AM)
A couple of hours..
first time doing it on camera.

No there is not some tape of it floating around.
Sorry.
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8mm??? tongue.gif

Now that is just a tease!

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ May 13 2007, 10:54 AM)
surely he would have driven you an ATM laughing-smiley-017.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif BAM!
baby21
We had his ps2 camera going and he watched it on his 40 inch lcd... while we were going at it, didn't record anything. I had a fun time sitting on him, my back facing to him and still being able to watch his eyes on me .. mmmm.
Gnappster
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ May 13 2007, 08:54 AM)
surely he would have driven you an ATM laughing-smiley-017.gif
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hahaha...
that happened to me last week and is my ass sore! blink.gif

QUOTE(baby21 @ May 14 2007, 01:05 AM)
We had his ps2 camera going and he watched it on his 40 inch lcd... while we were going at it, didn't record anything. I had a fun time sitting on him, my back facing to him and still being able to watch his eyes on me .. mmmm.
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I didn't even know a ps2 HAD a camera.

Next time recored it and I'll critique your performance.
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 14 2007, 12:10 PM)

Next time recored it and I'll critique your performance.
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I m guessing that gets her to go right out and video her performance nah.gif
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