you're counting on the world to be drunk...
It's your only chance at having sex with a woman

Don't be so hard on the guy

Where would my sex life be without booze?

Ruby forget the kid , you can be hard on me all you want , i think it would be fun ...

I just assume you will tell us the moral to this story ?

Oh Bondi... I guess they must have invented alcohol (and drugs too, for that matter) for your sex life.

My ancestors were ahead of their time!

Thank god!!

Just a question... how many of your 6,000 posts are " "

Probably half, I'd say.

... and then the other half must be

you seem worried about it , search, and you tell us ...

You really don't want it hard do you? I figured you were one of those LONG, SLOW, LOOK in my eyes kind of guy.

5,731

well since you put it that way , you have my full undivided attention ...

Sometimes it is just much easier to understand him when he uses pictures

okay ,now wait how many of yours are

Spotted ????? 12589 Cause uncle buck counted them this morning

Ahh I see.... it makes sense now

its all clear Eh ?

As mud.

My last encounter was lat night... we got back from the local fair. we had went to see Bill Engvall live..good show BTW...so we got back to my b/fs work..where we just rode together...it had been raining for 3 days straight.. I told him to take me in the rain on the hood of my car under the security lights...it was wildly erotic out in the rain..knowing traffic was driving past!

my shirt wet,with no bra underneeth..my hair soaked and bent over the hood of my car...can you picture it???

well it sounds great , but Im having trouble picturing it so if you would be so kind pics !!!!!!!!

that's fucking hot. I think the details (with pics) should go in the stories thread, cuz that could be one hell of a hot story!!!

LOL as much as i would have liked to share the pics...none were taken..it was a totally spontaneous thing...so youll just have to use your imagination!

Talk about voyeur fantasies!

Oh, trust me, I've used my imagination about five times already. even still, feel free to post all the juicy details in the stories thread. you'll have us boys around here going crazy...

and by "crazy," I mean way crazier than you and all your sexiness already make us.

Nipplegirl. I followed your advice and used my imagination. That being said, my last sexual encounter was me beating off trying to picture you in the rain, shirt soaking wet, sprawled out over the hood of a car with vehicles passing by.

Was not as much fun as your night out, but it got the job done

No I can't... I'll need photographic and possibly video evidence!

Or possibly a re-enactment?

Okaaaaay...if you're gonna twist my arm, I'll volunteer.

A kind offer mate but I'd much prefer to re-enact with nipplegirl

Fine, be that way!

You think you know a guy...

Well where's the romance?


You USED to take me out for dinner

...

I'm gonna get off this train before someone walks in on us and thinks...Oh who am I kidding? I can't quit you!

I am loveable......... (to some)

opinions vary ...

Well the ones that count

true

My last sexual encounter was with my boyfriend in his car. I was wearing a lower cut top and I guess that did the trick because while we were at a stop light, he started the fun off by tugging my shirt down below my chest and sucking on my nipples... the light turns green and he pulls my shirt back up and starts driving like nothing happened, so I lean closer to him and run my hand along the inside of his leg and up to the button on his jeans... I end up taking his cock out and sucking on just the head while he's trying to drive...

Anyways, we end up in a dark parking lot outside of some office buildings and we have sex in the back seat. Right as he's finishing we see a car driving down the street in front of us with it's turn signal on to come towards the parking lot we're in. What made things worse was that the car was a stupid security patrol car.. My boy managed to get dressed, but let's just say we drove out of there with me topless laughing my ass of as we drove right by the security guard in his car.

Wanna take a drive with me baby?

Depends on what you're driving

Depends on what I can steal

The Ferrari dealership is always a nice place to start

If you'll put out... I'll show up in a 355 Spider

Done and done

Got some last night.

My football team won, my fantasy football team won and then I got laid! It was the perfect day!

Last night I was woken at 4am to find PP pulling my pants down. The rest as they say is history..... . I've put a copyright on the "PP alarm clock"!!!

oops double post