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bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 05:56 PM)
ummm, I don't mean to insult you, but that is a stupid question.
A big YES!
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And I have been trying to convince my fiancee that swallowing not only strengthens your hair and teeth but makes you smarter as well... seems I may have been wrong tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 25 2006, 03:59 PM)
And I have been trying to convince my fiancee that swallowing not only strengthens your hair and teeth but makes you smarter as well... seems I may have been wrong tongue.gif
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yeah I think you are wrong cuz bobaloo still isn't very bright wink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 25 2006, 06:06 PM)
yeah I think you are wrong cuz bobaloo still isn't very bright wink.gif
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Thats because Jrock tells me he spits puke1.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 25 2006, 04:08 PM)
Thats because Jrock tells me he spits puke1.gif
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well ddd35 says that jrock enjoys getting snowballed so it works out for everybody laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
"roflmao: thats disturbing but very very funny.... now we need a snowballing smilie
jrock8
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 04:09 PM)
last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl.  I rode him until he exploded.  he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it!  When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth.  I'm a good girl like that!  wink.gif
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hey hott... how about some perfect reverse cowgirl during the same session? you know i love that booty of yours... 03.gif


oh, and bondi and gnappy... angry-smiley-011.gif laughing-smiley-017.gif
Lvrboy
QUOTE(hott1976 @ Aug 25 2006, 05:09 PM)
last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl.  I rode him until he exploded.  he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it!  When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth.  I'm a good girl like that!  wink.gif
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This girl just gets better and better! Got to love her. 22.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 28 2006, 11:39 AM)
hey hott... how about some perfect reverse cowgirl during the same session?   you know i love that booty of yours... 03.gif
oh, and bondi and gnappy...  angry-smiley-011.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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did jork just say he love's hotts booty and bondi's and gnappy's ??? confused-smiley-013.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 28 2006, 12:55 PM)
did jork just say he love's hotts booty and bondi's and gnappy's ???  confused-smiley-013.gif
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well i can't say i blame him, I work out laughing-smiley-017.gif
no comment on bondi though, I don't know what jork sees in him(but I know what he'd like to see in him 03.gif )
belicked6924
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 28 2006, 02:10 PM)
well i can't say i blame him, I work out   laughing-smiley-017.gif
no comment on bondi though, I don't know what jork sees in him(but I know what he'd like to see in him  03.gif )
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So you're saying Jrock would like to see you and Bondi 03.gif blink.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 28 2006, 02:55 PM)
did jork just say he love's hotts booty and bondi's and gnappy's ???  unsure.gif
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damn I'll have to walk backwards around him now

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 28 2006, 03:10 PM)
well i can't say i blame him, I work out   laughing-smiley-017.gif
no comment on bondi though, I don't know what jork sees in him(but I know what he'd like to see in him  03.gif )
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Hey.... I work out too tongue.gif
Lynette
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Aug 10 2006, 01:40 PM)
WOW  glad  you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that ,  MMMMMMM  okay  I raise all my ratings to 10  2thumbs.gif
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Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.
thenewguy
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 31 2006, 01:22 PM)
Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.
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Where do I signup? 2thumbs.gif
Narazbad
no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 1 2006, 02:06 AM)
no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...
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to go in search fopr real ladies? blink.gif
Narazbad
yeah...probably so....and keep getting turned down...goddamnit...I THOUGHT THE ONE EYE WOULD GET ME SYMPATHY POINTS/!?!?!?!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 1 2006, 02:22 AM)
yeah...probably so....and keep getting turned down...goddamnit...I THOUGHT THE ONE EYE WOULD GET ME SYMPATHY POINTS/!?!?!?!
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but then the see your other one eye and laugh tongue.gif
Narazbad
funny...never had one laugh at it...have had a few say "damn" and "ouch!" before....and no it wasnt in the wrong hole before you even go there
ddd35
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 31 2006, 01:22 PM)
Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.
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welll if it feels good do it again and again ... 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 1 2006, 12:06 AM)
no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...
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that's OK, jork will probably let you do him up the pooper.
jrock8
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 11:17 AM)
that's OK, jork will probably let you do him up the pooper.
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no way dude, even I have SOME standards laughing-smiley-017.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 1 2006, 04:47 PM)
no way dude, even I have SOME standards laughing-smiley-017.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif Evade will help Naz out then blink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 1 2006, 02:54 AM)
funny...never had one laugh at it...have had a few say "damn" and "ouch!" before....and no it wasnt in the wrong hole before you even go there
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I believe you. I'm sure it wasn't the wrong hole. I bet it was right in Bubba the prison cell mate's back door right where he wanted it. I mean, it's only fair you return the favor after the reaming you probably got.
Narazbad
yeh...but he was nicer to me than he was jork...i didnt have to toss the salad! lol
bondiguy
QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 2 2006, 11:57 AM)
yeh...but he was nicer to me than he was jork...i didnt have to toss the salad! lol
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Narazbad
whoo! my plan worked!!
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 31 2006, 01:22 PM)
Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. -------------  and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way.
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ok now this is exactly my take on things! very well said and i completely agree! 2thumbs.gif
Narazbad
il take you there cort! biggrin.gif
paybarraman
Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!
jrock8
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 06:01 AM)
Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!
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aaaaaaaaand i believe we have the award for the

MOST IRONIC POST EVER!!!!

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Gnappster
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 05:01 AM)
Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!
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HEY-OH!
bondiguy
Pay burning someone else.... now I have seen everything tongue.gif
paybarraman
I have my moments......usually in private but i have them..... laughing-smiley-017.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 07:01 AM)
Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!
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Pay, that was fucking hilarious. I just spit my beer all over my monitor I was laughing so hard. THanks a lot.

Okay. I have to go to BTS's thread so I can lick this beer off her tits.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 6 2006, 09:21 PM)
Pay, that was fucking hilarious.  I just spit my beer all over my monitor I was laughing so hard.  THanks a lot. 

Okay.  I have to go to BTS's thread so I can lick this beer off her tits.
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Works great with Hott's thread too!
OrcaBill
Who: My girlfriend Where: Graveyard When:Umm about a week ago How: Well that is very intersting we both had gotten drunk and well we were hanging out in the grave yard get srunk that is how we got there. But yea we started to fuck around nioght fall so around 5 or 6 pm I just ripped off her jeans and started to lick her and bite her clit she was loving it. She gets really horry when she drinks so I jsut thought well why not in the grave yard so I started to slam her pussy with my 9 inch cock. She was loving it even though her friends came over once or twice druning the act. So we just kept on fucking she was so fucking horrny that night she did not care if the cops showed up which acttully happened but damn I love that pussy she got.
Gnappster
QUOTE(OrcaBill @ Sep 7 2006, 03:25 AM)
Who: My girlfriend Where: Graveyard When:Umm about a week ago How: Well that is very intersting we both had gotten drunk and well we were hanging out in the grave yard get srunk that is how we got there. But yea we started to fuck around nioght fall so around 5 or 6 pm I just ripped off her jeans and started to lick her and bite her clit she was loving it. She gets really horry when she drinks so I jsut thought well why not in the grave yard so I started to slam her pussy with my 9 inch cock. She was loving it even though her friends came over once or twice druning the act. So we just kept on fucking she was so fucking horrny that night she did not care if the cops showed up which acttully happened but damn I love that pussy she got.
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blink.gif Are you drunk right now?

I mean, I hang out at night in graveyards just as much as the next guy, but c'mon.



closeup, we have a new winner laughing-smiley-017.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 12:27 PM)
blink.gif  Are you drunk right now?

I mean, I hang out at night in graveyards just as much as the next guy, but c'mon.
closeup, we have a new winner  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I agree... almost. I think the guy who was typing all gangsta' n shit yo would be number one. although, I yawned more during this guy's post. I guess it's just too hard to decide.
bondiguy
QUOTE(OrcaBill @ Sep 7 2006, 05:25 AM)
Who: My girlfriend Where: Graveyard When:Umm about a week ago How: Well that is very intersting we both had gotten drunk and well we were hanging out in the grave yard get srunk that is how we got there. But yea we started to fuck around nioght fall so around 5 or 6 pm I just ripped off her jeans and started to lick her and bite her clit she was loving it. She gets really horry when she drinks so I jsut thought well why not in the grave yard so I started to slam her pussy with my 9 inch cock. She was loving it even though her friends came over once or twice druning the act. So we just kept on fucking she was so fucking horrny that night she did not care if the cops showed up which acttully happened but damn I love that pussy she got.
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Allow me to be the first to call bullshit on this....

He probably was jacking off in his bedroom, which overlooks a cemetery
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 7 2006, 11:57 PM)
Allow me to be the first to call bullshit on this....

He probably was jacking off in his bedroom, which overlooks a cemetery
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What part tipped you off? the hanging out in the graveyard part? the slamming her pussy with his 9-inch cock part? the fact that friends and cops showed up? (apparently cops patrol graveyards regularly).

For me, I guess I stopped believing his story pretty much after the word girlfriend.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 8 2006, 06:55 PM)
What part tipped you off?  the hanging out in the graveyard part? the slamming her pussy with his 9-inch cock part? the fact that friends and cops showed up? (apparently cops patrol graveyards regularly).

For me, I guess I stopped believing his story pretty much after the word girlfriend.
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laughing-smiley-017.gif I think all off the above???

It reads like some copied text from a penthouse letter website with the Who: and the Where: laughing-smiley-017.gif

If you are going to lie you gotta do so liberally.... throw in 1 or 2 bullshit adjectives but dont litter your story with them laughing-smiley-017.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 8 2006, 06:57 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif I think all off the above???

It reads like some copied text from a penthouse letter website with the Who: and the Where: laughing-smiley-017.gif

If you are going to lie you gotta do so liberally.... throw in 1 or 2 bullshit adjectives but dont litter your story with them laughing-smiley-017.gif
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So true. If he did have a girlfriend, he'd be better able to come up with a bullshit story. BSing is the only way I'm able to explain half of what I do...or more to the point, don't do.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 8 2006, 07:02 PM)
So true.  If he did have a girlfriend, he'd be better able to come up with a bullshit story.  BSing is the only way I'm able to explain half of what I do...or more to the point, don't do.
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oh everything i say is BS... im just a good salesmen tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 8 2006, 07:07 PM)
oh everything i say is BS... im just a good salesmen tongue.gif
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What do you sell ?
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 9 2006, 02:18 PM)
What do you sell ?
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Last thing I bought from Bondi was some pictures of some guy's mom getting out of the shower. I think the guy's name was ddd or something like that... er.. umm.. nevermind.
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 7 2006, 11:57 PM)
Allow me to be the first to call bullshit on this....

He probably was jacking off in his bedroom, which overlooks a cemetery
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!! this is my thoughts exactly!

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 9 2006, 02:18 PM)
What do you sell ?
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ok and this was just wide open:
he sells condoms to the ridiculously underendowed penis brigade... he draws them in with tales of his own tiny penis adventures. lol

love-smiley-077.gif
Hendo
Okay, I'm pretty new to this part of the site but here goes my last time. It was about a year ago and nothing has come close since. I have a "friend unsure.gif " who I have known for about 5 years who is like family to me. We've never messed around although we have seen each other naked, long story for another time unsure.gif , but she came to town for some business convention thing or whatever and I told her she could stay at my place. After she did whatever she came to town to do for her work we went out to dinner and a movie and to just hang out. Real simple stuff and in general we just had a nice time talking and hanging out. We got in a little after midnight and were both pretty tired so we just wanted to hit the sack. I only have one bed in my place and offered to sleep on the couch but she said it'd be okay if we slept together as we've done that before and it was just sleep anyway. My master bedroom has the bathroom attached, duh coco.gif, and I went in there to get ready for bed while she changed in my room. Now remember, she and I have been friends for years with no action and I was tired and not expecting anything so I had changed into shorts and a t-shirt and came out of my bathroom and she's already in bed under the covers. I turn out the lights and get into bed with her and we started talking a little. Nothing crazy, yet, and while it's only a queen sized bed there was a lot of space between us. She asked me if I wanted to cuddle and of course I did grinning-smiley-003.gif but she wanted me to take off my shirt first. When she slide across the bed to hug up to me I found out she wasn't wearing a shirt either 08.gif. Now I tried to play cool like no big deal but the more I tried to play it off the harder I got 22.gif. Then she got on top of me and straddled my cock still in my shorts. I was stuttering like a retard trying to play off what was happening because she's really one of my best friends and she reaches down into my shorts and tells me to just relax. She started to kiss me, bite my earlobes and kiss my neck (some of my favorite stuff smilio05.gif) on the way down to the best BJ I've ever had in my whole life! We were under the covers for the first part of it getting hot and sweaty and finally I flipped all of that off the bed and yanked her panties off. I licked her clit and asshole and fingered her until she begged for my cock. I flipped her onto her back and we went at it like damn dirty savages. She told me to tell her before I came and right as I was about to she slid off and finished me with her mouth. That was the greatest sex I'd ever had and even though we're still only friends and live way far apart we still talk about it every now and then.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 9 2006, 02:18 PM)
What do you sell ?
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Jesus way to leave me open fucker angry-smiley-011.gif tongue.gif

QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 10 2006, 03:10 AM)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!! this is my thoughts exactly!
ok and this was just wide open:
he sells condoms to the ridiculously underendowed penis brigade... he draws them in with tales of his own tiny penis adventures. lol

love-smiley-077.gif
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I'll pay that... very funny because it is such a stretch of the imagination!

To answer ddd35... if anyone other than Hott, Gnappy, Bob and Jrock ever visit my 411 they would realise I sell the Nectar of the Gods....

ALCOHOL
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 11 2006, 03:07 AM)
Jesus way to leave me open fucker angry-smiley-011.gif  tongue.gif
I'll pay that... very funny because it is such a stretch of the imagination!

To answer ddd35... if anyone other than Hott, Gnappy, Bob and Jrock ever visit my 411 they would realise I sell the Nectar of the Gods....

ALCOHOL
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I think you left yourself open there buddy ,
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 8 2006, 07:07 PM)
oh everything i say is BS... im just a good salesmen tongue.gif
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to put it in your terms EXHIBIT A nah.gif



angry-smiley-011.gif back at ya drinkup.gif
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