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Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 11 2006, 03:07 AM)
Jesus way to leave me open fucker angry-smiley-011.gif  tongue.gif
I'll pay that... very funny because it is such a stretch of the imagination!

To answer ddd35... if anyone other than Hott, Gnappy, Bob and Jrock ever visit my 411 they would realise I sell the Nectar of the Gods....

ALCOHOL
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Bondi has a 411 ohmy.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 11 2006, 06:49 AM)
to put it in your terms   EXHIBIT A   nah.gif
angry-smiley-011.gif back at ya    drinkup.gif
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3d's gettin' a little feisty around here. I think he just may start to fit in pretty soon. As soon as he posts something funny, I'll consider it. laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Hendo @ Sep 10 2006, 01:38 PM)
Okay, I'm pretty new to this part of the site but here goes my last time...

...

I licked her clit and asshole and fingered her until she begged for my cock. I flipped her onto her back and we went at it like damn dirty savages. She told me to tell her before I came and right as I was about to she slid off and finished me with her mouth. That was the greatest sex I'd ever had and even though we're still only friends and live way far apart we still talk about it every now and then.
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wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh? she sounds like a whore laughing-smiley-017.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 11 2006, 11:27 AM)
wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh?  she sounds like a whore laughing-smiley-017.gif
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and what's her number and address?
Hendo
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 11 2006, 01:27 PM)
wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh?  she sounds like a whore laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Hey Rocky! Why is someone a whore if they do what they want?! Besides, whores cost money laughing-smiley-017.gif
jrock8
QUOTE(Hendo @ Sep 11 2006, 07:25 PM)
Hey Rocky! Why is someone a whore if they do what they want?! Besides, whores cost money  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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sorry, you're right... i apologize
























i should've said "slut" laughing-smiley-017.gif
fellatiofiend18
LOL!!!
ddd35
you guys are mean the poor guy was just passing on a wet dream
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 12 2006, 09:34 AM)
you guys are mean the poor guy was just passing on a wet dream
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Well good thing for him you were right there to scoop it up.
bondiguy
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 11 2006, 06:48 AM)
I think you left yourself open there buddy ,
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 11 2006, 06:49 AM)
to put it in your terms   EXHIBIT A   nah.gif
angry-smiley-011.gif back at ya    drinkup.gif
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I beg to differ. I said I was a Salesmen... No one else burnt me unti you said, "What Do you sell???"

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 11 2006, 12:06 PM)
Bondi has a 411 ohmy.gif
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This would be funny if you hadn't posted so many times in it tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 13 2006, 04:24 AM)
This would be funny if you hadn't posted so many times in it tongue.gif
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I did?? ohmy.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 13 2006, 11:19 AM)
I did?? ohmy.gif
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where do you NOT post.... think about that a minute....
yea, i knew you couldnt come up with anything coco.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 13 2006, 11:19 AM)
I did?? ohmy.gif
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Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse puke1.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2006, 04:52 AM)
Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse puke1.gif
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Yuck can we not discuss Bob's arse Im getting ready to go eat lunch here soon ...Your kinda making me sick confused-smiley-013.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 14 2006, 04:52 AM)
Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse puke1.gif
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I guess I should change my password. Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out. Perhaps I'll switch it to god
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 14 2006, 02:24 PM)
I guess I should change my password.  Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out.  Perhaps I'll switch it to god
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Make it 4 characters as a minimum because he cant count past 3 tongue.gif
natalie
I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 04:28 PM)
I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.
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I can't wait to see how this develops!!!
ddd35
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 04:28 PM)
I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.
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thanks for the advice , and feel free to post pictures here at your earliest convenience ..... 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 02:28 PM)
I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.
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It's good to have you back.
Good advice and the stories...wow!
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2006, 04:31 PM)
I can't wait to see how this develops!!!
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well arent you and Nat neighbers Bob , so that would mean grinning-smiley-003.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 15 2006, 04:37 PM)
well  arent you and Nat neighbers  Bob , so that would mean  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Oh, God, I wish. If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!! wacko.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM)
Oh, God, I wish.  If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!  wacko.gif
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And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun! 2thumbs.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM)
Oh, God, I wish.  If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!  wacko.gif
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well that was my thought , YEE HAA Mother fucker , DADDYS HOME oops
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 02:40 PM)
And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun! 2thumbs.gif
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In my case it's a close trip wacko.gif
natalie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 15 2006, 04:42 PM)
In my case it's a close trip wacko.gif
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Don't think I haven't thought about it. love-smiley-077.gif But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 15 2006, 04:42 PM)
In my case it's a close trip wacko.gif
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I think the proper word selection should have been SHORT trip .. 2thumbs.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 04:44 PM)
Don't think I haven't thought about it. love-smiley-077.gif  But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)
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that's okay, I'd keep you warm... oops, nevermind wacko.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 02:44 PM)
Don't think I haven't thought about it. love-smiley-077.gif  But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)
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ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin sad.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 15 2006, 04:50 PM)
ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin
  sad.gif
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damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ? Jk tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 15 2006, 04:56 PM)
damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ?   Jk   tongue.gif
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wow, 3d, that was quite the burn. Well done. i'd say in your top 10 for sure.

Sense of humor, check

Now if you could just do something about that embarassingly small penis of yours, maybe those PMs you've been shooting all the guys around here might turn up some results... well, I mean, from someone other than naraz
bondiguy
QUOTE(natalie @ Sep 15 2006, 04:28 PM)
I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called  The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.
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What a way to come back blink.gif
fellatiofiend18
hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait
Dano
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 19 2006, 12:29 AM)
hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait
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WOW I'd love to hear more about this hot "Sex-Toy" encounter......or...maybe what you could do with this real 8" smile.gif
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bondiguy
puke1.gif

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread
jrock8
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 19 2006, 12:20 AM)
puke1.gif

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread
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bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

here you go...
bondiguy
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 19 2006, 01:25 AM)
bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

here you go...
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I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread laughing-smiley-017.gif

Thanks for not using my 411 grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 18 2006, 11:25 PM)
bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

here you go...
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 18 2006, 11:27 PM)
I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread laughing-smiley-017.gif

Thanks for not using my 411 grinning-smiley-003.gif
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me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!" dry.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 19 2006, 01:17 PM)
me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!"  dry.gif
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Allow me to be the third to say, phew! Glad it wasn't mine.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 19 2006, 01:17 PM)
me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!"  dry.gif
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Well it had be one of us three... god knows jrock is infatuated with us blink.gif
foghorn
my latest...juicyboobs and cortney fucked me until my cock was raw and the three of us were too tired and sore to do any more...then i woke up tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(foghorn @ Sep 26 2006, 10:47 PM)
my latest...juicyboobs and cortney fucked me until my cock was raw and the three of us were too tired and sore to do any more...then i woke up tongue.gif
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must have found a hole in the mattress?? confused-smiley-013.gif
juicyboobs
QUOTE(foghorn @ Sep 26 2006, 10:47 PM)
my latest...juicyboobs and cortney fucked me until my cock was raw and the three of us were too tired and sore to do any more...then i woke up tongue.gif
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love-smiley-077.gif
natalie
Well let's see, on Tuesday Numba woke me up with oral sex and we 69ed into orgasm! Great way to start the day, it was so hot. I don't think we've ever 69ed in the morning before. Anyways, then he aimed for my open mouth in the shower followed by a quick romp in the afternon. The evening was topped off by fucking every which way and me grinding his cock like never before! That boy was drained and my pussy soooooo tingly after all the times he made me cum. 2thumbs.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 3 2006, 04:37 PM)
Well let's see, on Tuesday Numba woke me up with oral sex and we 69ed into orgasm! Great way to start the day, it was so hot. I don't think we've ever 69ed in the morning before. Anyways, then he aimed for my open mouth in the shower followed by a quick romp in the afternon. The evening was topped off by fucking every which way and me grinding his cock like never before! That boy was drained and my pussy soooooo tingly after all the times he made me cum. 2thumbs.gif
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good lord, what a trooper you are! 69'ing to wake up is better than an alarm clock. laughing-smiley-017.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 06:42 PM)
good lord, what a trooper you are! 69'ing to wake up is better than an alarm clock.  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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My wife calls it the alarm cock grinning-smiley-003.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 3 2006, 06:42 PM)
good lord, what a trooper you are! 69'ing to wake up is better than an alarm clock.  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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you bet your sweet.....















ass!
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 07:09 PM)
you bet your sweet.....
ass!
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spotted. coincidentally I recently posted a framegrab from that very episode.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 4 2006, 02:14 AM)
spotted. coincidentally I recently posted a framegrab from that very episode.
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and the cosmic circle is complete grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 3 2006, 09:09 PM)
you bet your sweet.....
ass!
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i cant believe you would actually put this in a thread to Gnappy instead of a Pm ? shame on you what will people think ? nah.gif
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