QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 6 2006, 06:04 AM)
i cant believe you would actually put this in a thread to Gnappy instead of a Pm ? shame on you what will people think ? 
jealous much?
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jealous much?
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 6 2006, 01:01 PM)
jealous much?
3d's burns are making Naraz burns look intelligent and well thought out!
3d, to continously fall back on the gay burn is tiresome and unimaginative!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 6 2006, 11:43 PM)
3d's burns are making Naraz burns look intelligent and well thought out!
3d, to continously fall back on the gay burn is tiresome and unimaginative!
3d, to continously fall back on the gay burn is tiresome and unimaginative!
but you 2 make it easy your always together ..
just like going back to the pics that are in question the fact is there gone .. agreed ?
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 7 2006, 07:31 AM)
but you 2 make it easy your always together ..
just like going back to the pics that are in question the fact is there gone .. agreed ?
just like going back to the pics that are in question the fact is there gone .. agreed ?
Dude, This is becoming painful.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
QUOTE(Seymour @ Nov 7 2006, 08:48 AM)
Dude, This is becoming painful.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
PICS?
QUOTE(Seymour @ Nov 7 2006, 10:48 AM)
Dude, This is becoming painful.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
I have been in the farm country all my life and hunted ducks for the last 15 yrs , and never and I mean never have I seen a duck try to fuck a football ..But I get the point but it starts late at night ..so
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 7 2006, 07:31 AM)
but you 2 make it easy your always together ..
just like going back to the pics that are in question the fact is there gone .. agreed ?
just like going back to the pics that are in question the fact is there gone .. agreed ?
The pics you posted to impress a couple of gay nerds?
QUOTE(Seymour @ Nov 7 2006, 10:48 AM)
Dude, This is becoming painful.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.
Whoa dude way to come from nowhere with a legendary line! 
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 7 2006, 05:38 PM)
The pics you posted to impress a couple of gay nerds?
Whoa dude way to come from nowhere with a legendary line!
Whoa dude way to come from nowhere with a legendary line! 
the line is monkey fucking a football not a duck ,
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 8 2006, 05:35 AM)
the line is monkey fucking a football not a duck ,
I thought it was a retard humping a doorknob
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 8 2006, 11:57 AM)
I thought it was a retard humping a doorknob
Those are some hot pics. Um, nevermind.
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 8 2006, 06:44 PM)
Those are some hot pics. Um, nevermind.
SAY WHAT ?
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 8 2006, 07:35 AM)
the line is monkey fucking a football not a duck ,
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 8 2006, 11:57 AM)
I thought it was a retard humping a doorknob
Either way I am throwing all 3 lines into my vocab
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 8 2006, 09:12 PM)
SAY WHAT ?
I said...
THOSE... ARE... SOME... HOT... PICS... UM... NEVERMIND!!!
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 8 2006, 09:12 PM)
SAY WHAT ?
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!! 
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 04:59 PM)
Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!
That kid is going to need alotta therapy!
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 04:59 PM)
Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!
okay and what was daddy doing to mommy ?
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 10 2006, 05:05 PM)
okay and what was daddy doing to mommy ?
Making me scream.
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:08 PM)
Making me scream.
You have the ability to turn a serious discussion on an issue into something sooo sexy!
btw I didnt even know you had a kid
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:11 PM)
You have the ability to turn a serious discussion on an issue into something sooo sexy!
btw I didnt even know you had a kid
btw I didnt even know you had a kid
I have two. My son is 6 and my daughter just turned 4 today!
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:08 PM)
Making me scream.
tell her he was walking on your back or something !!! ID like to make ya scream .....
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:14 PM)
I have two. My son is 6 and my daughter just turned 4 today!
Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!
Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM)
Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!
Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it
Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it
a b day wish from me as well
Oh yeah I know what ya mean bondi
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM)
Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!
Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it
Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it
I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:27 PM)
I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol
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well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:27 PM)
I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol
I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:29 PM)
I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 02:59 PM)
Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 03:03 PM)
That kid is going to need alotta therapy!
yuh huh!
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 03:08 PM)
Making me scream.
can I sleep on your couch? QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 03:27 PM)
I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol
i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 10 2006, 03:29 PM)
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well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!
well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.
and what DID u tell her?
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM)
yuh huh!
can I sleep on your couch?
i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.
and what DID u tell her?
can I sleep on your couch? i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.
and what DID u tell her?
I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright.
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 03:29 PM)
I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!
yeah like bondi would have any good tips
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 05:35 PM)
I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright.
well hell yes it was alright mommy had just had a orgasm !!!!!!!
I can't believe I almost let this slip....
Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one
Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 05:38 PM)
I can't believe I almost let this slip....
Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one
Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one
LOL I deserve that or her in any case
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:37 PM)
yeah like bondi would have any good tips
Well I have watched alotta porn and those girls seem to enjoy it
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM)
yuh huh!
can I sleep on your couch?
i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.
and what DID u tell her?
can I sleep on your couch? i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.
haha, look at 3d makin the funnies
happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.
and what DID u tell her?
Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs!
QUOTE(natalie @ Nov 10 2006, 04:59 PM)
Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!
Tell her that Jon and you were having a tickling match and daddy was winning....closer to the truth than she'll need to know for a long while!
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 10 2006, 07:03 PM)
Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs!
Not for her kids though
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 10 2006, 08:43 PM)
Not for her kids though
so that's how it is in their family. (I think that's from Ferris Beuller.)
I guess ya gotta point. Oh, well. She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then.
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 11 2006, 02:07 PM)
I guess ya gotta point. Oh, well. She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then.
Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 12 2006, 12:00 AM)
Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?
Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 13 2006, 03:07 PM)
Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.
Well spotted and funny
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 11 2006, 10:00 PM)
Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 13 2006, 01:07 PM)
Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 14 2006, 01:53 AM)
Well spotted and funny
what a bunch of nerds
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 14 2006, 12:46 PM)
what a bunch of nerds
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 14 2006, 12:46 PM)
what a bunch of nerds
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 14 2006, 01:18 PM)
Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys
You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb!
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Nov 14 2006, 11:18 AM)
Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys
oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer.
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 14 2006, 04:27 PM)
You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb!
the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 15 2006, 11:52 AM)
oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer.
the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!
the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!
My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!!
Note to self *must get laid* haha
Note to self *must get laid* haha
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 05:42 AM)
My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!!
Note to self *must get laid* haha
Note to self *must get laid* haha
Buy a vibe
I have several already! lol
QUOTE(buxombbwuk @ Jan 4 2007, 10:50 AM)
I have several already! lol
How about posting some of you in action i'm sure there must be a thread for vibe's in action on here!!!lol
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