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Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 15 2007, 11:57 PM)
Be careful of how much you learn... you'll push some old stuff out!
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spotted grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 16 2007, 01:22 AM)
NERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD tongue.gif

"Hey buddy, did you get a load of that nerd?"
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Pardon me?


QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 16 2007, 07:47 AM)
thats not a bad thing
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yeah, I hear 3d got his grade 10 last year. good on ya!

QUOTE(nanagirl @ Jun 18 2007, 08:13 PM)
hmm.. i got laid.. last nite smile.gif
it was pretty good i suppose.. after taking those schoolgirl pictures of me.. i got pretty horny  smilio05.gif
so my bf came home from work and I got fucked good in that plaid skirt tongue.gif

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That is all.

QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 18 2007, 09:29 PM)
My boyfriend has been in Chicago for a whole week now.. he gets back wednesday and I don't know how I'm going to keep my hands off of him while we're still around his dad and brother.

Anticipation makes it all so much more fun. I plan on going absolutely crazy with him. Yummy, I can't wait!!
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just get them to take the pics so you can post them here(well link them here anyway) grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(nanagirl @ Jun 19 2007, 06:54 PM)
i didn't get any last nite ._. .. I'm thinking that I'll get some tonight.. we'll see wink.gif He usually can't resist when I start sucking on his cock  11.gif
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I'm sure I could resist sex if you were sucking my cock, but just to be sure, we'd better try it out. wink.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 18 2007, 11:29 PM)
My boyfriend has been in Chicago for a whole week now.. he gets back wednesday and I don't know how I'm going to keep my hands off of him while we're still around his dad and brother.

Anticipation makes it all so much more fun. I plan on going absolutely crazy with him. Yummy, I can't wait!!
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that sounds hot. messing around secretly in front of your SO's family is a good time. I love doing stuff to my wife when she's on the phone with her mom or dad. It cracks me up knowing that they have no idea what their little girl is up to.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 20 2007, 10:26 AM)
that sounds hot.  messing around secretly in front of your SO's family is a good time.  I love doing stuff to my wife when she's on the phone with her mom or dad.  It cracks me up knowing that they have no idea what their little girl is up to.
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did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing? ohmy.gif
johnnyjk
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 21 2007, 05:31 AM)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  ohmy.gif
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haha thats funny as smilio04.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 20 2007, 03:31 PM)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  ohmy.gif
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I don't know how I missed this post, but that was funny as fuck.



And, no, I never did... at least until now. thanks for that. puke1.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 21 2007, 06:31 AM)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  ohmy.gif
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laughing-smiley-017.gif That is funny as fuck! laughing-smiley-014.gif

Oh and thank god someone picked up my various witty references!
ddd35
QUOTE(nanagirl @ Jun 19 2007, 06:54 PM)
i didn't get any last nite ._. .. I'm thinking that I'll get some tonight.. we'll see wink.gif He usually can't resist when I start sucking on his cock  11.gif
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well I can see were that would be a problem for us all . tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 20 2007, 01:31 PM)
did you ever stop and wonder if her mom and dad are doing the same thing?  ohmy.gif
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grinning-smiley-003.gif
baby21
So the boy's been back for almost a week and all I can say is

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Holly hell.. it's like he went and took karma sutra class or something. We did it 3 times the night he got back wink.gif. Then I went out and bought some lingerie from work... smile.gif Good times.. let's just say I got to be verry verrry loud.
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 25 2007, 03:08 PM)
So the boy's been back for almost a week and all I can say is

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Holly hell.. it's like he went and took karma sutra class or something. We did it 3 times the night he got back wink.gif. Then I went out and bought some lingerie from work... smile.gif Good times.. let's just say I got to be verry verrry loud.
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No wonder you've been quiet for a week or so!

Lucky SOB tongue.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 25 2007, 12:08 AM)
So the boy's been back for almost a week and all I can say is

biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Holly hell.. it's like he went and took karma sutra class or something. We did it 3 times the night he got back wink.gif. Then I went out and bought some lingerie from work... smile.gif Good times.. let's just say I got to be verry verrry loud.
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I have three things to say

1) I'm very jealous
2) Pics?!?
3) Vids?!?
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 26 2007, 01:17 AM)
I have three things to say

1) I'm very jealous
2) Pics?!?
3) Vids?!?
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1) don't worry, Im sure Baby will let u fuck her boyfriend if you are that jealous tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 25 2007, 04:29 PM)
1) don't worry, Im sure Baby will let u fuck her boyfriend if you are that jealous tongue.gif
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ZING!
baby21
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.
Gnappster
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 26 2007, 11:57 AM)
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.
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use it if you need it, shelve it if you don't.
certain birth control can make a girl dryer than normal(as can my physical appearance smilio06.gif )

btw the way, that wetter than a water park comment= 22.gif

oh yeah, PICS? ohmy.gif
Bobaloo
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jun 25 2007, 06:29 PM)
1) don't worry, Im sure Baby will let u fuck her boyfriend if you are that jealous tongue.gif
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I knew my comment catch up with me somehow. rolleyes.gif Good one. grinning-smiley-003.gif

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 26 2007, 02:20 PM)
certain birth control can make a girl dryer than normal(as can my physical appearance smilio06.gif )

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I thought your wife used your physical appearance for birth control.
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 26 2007, 12:43 PM)
I thought your wife used your physical appearance for birth control.
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Even though that comment was directed at me, I had to laugh.
thanks a lot asshole tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 27 2007, 04:57 AM)
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.
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Every now and then (like once every few months) my wife and I have used it when needed, it just helps things along sometimes especially if you have just got a quickie in mind!


QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 27 2007, 05:20 AM)
use it if you need it, shelve it if you don't.
certain birth control can make a girl dryer than normal(as can my physical appearance smilio06.gif )
btw the way, that wetter than a water park comment=  22.gif

oh yeah, PICS?  ohmy.gif
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Hahahaha

QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jun 27 2007, 05:43 AM)
I knew my comment catch up with me somehow. rolleyes.gif  Good one. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Thats why I am here grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 26 2007, 11:57 AM)
Ok so.. has anyone here used lube??

The boy bought some, I think for potential future analness... but it was some special warming kind so I had fun giving him a hand job, but can I just say that that shit is way too messy for whatever it's worth...

I guess I don't really see the benefit of it, because I never got to experience the warming sensation really and I'm already wetter than a water park when we go at it... just my thoughts.
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As you get older , sorry had to start with that , you will find a need for lube , as the auto functions dont lube as well as they used to , so to speak , but KY came out with a new product that really works well , gnappy and evade told its the best they have found ... tongue.gif
baby21
I put the lube to good use last night.
wink.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 27 2007, 12:50 PM)
I put the lube to good use last night.
wink.gif
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explain(in great detail)
Bobaloo
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 27 2007, 02:50 PM)
I put the lube to good use last night.
wink.gif
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 27 2007, 05:31 PM)
explain(in great detail)
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Yes, explain. Pictures would help too smile.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 28 2007, 05:50 AM)
I put the lube to good use last night.
wink.gif
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prove it! tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jun 27 2007, 12:50 PM)
I put the lube to good use last night.
wink.gif
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it works great on the slippery slide doesnt it !!!!! 2thumbs.gif
baby21
The boy and I went to water world this last wednesday... afterwards we were going to dinner and a movie so we changed out of our swimsuits and got dressed in the car. I don't know what kicked in for him but while he was changing he flashed me the hard on he was sporting... needless to say that drove me nuts, I really contemplated jumping on him right there. He made it up to me though by using his fingers on me...it was hard not to go nuts, but there was a van full of kids getting into the van next to us to leave... dry.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 22 2007, 04:00 AM)
The boy and I went to water world this last wednesday... afterwards we were going to dinner and a movie so we changed out of our swimsuits and got dressed in the car. I don't know what kicked in for him but while he was changing he flashed me the hard on he was sporting... needless to say that drove me nuts, I really contemplated jumping on him right there. He made it up to me though by using his fingers on me...it was hard not to go nuts, but there was a van full of kids getting into the van next to us to leave...  dry.gif
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ohmy.gif grinning-smiley-003.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 21 2007, 11:00 AM)
The boy and I went to water world this last wednesday... afterwards we were going to dinner and a movie so we changed out of our swimsuits and got dressed in the car. I don't know what kicked in for him but while he was changing he flashed me the hard on he was sporting... needless to say that drove me nuts, I really contemplated jumping on him right there. He made it up to me though by using his fingers on me...it was hard not to go nuts, but there was a van full of kids getting into the van next to us to leave...  dry.gif
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Bunni
Was pretty wild....

upstairs in my bedroom with my little toy poodle.
Video to follow
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:57 AM)
Was pretty wild....

upstairs in my bedroom with my little toy poodle. 
Video to follow
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I hope you're not joking!!! ohmy.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 22 2007, 09:00 PM)
I hope you're not joking!!! ohmy.gif
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No not really. I never run outta peanut butter wink.gif
belicked6924
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 21 2007, 12:00 PM)
The boy and I went to water world this last wednesday... afterwards we were going to dinner and a movie so we changed out of our swimsuits and got dressed in the car. I don't know what kicked in for him but while he was changing he flashed me the hard on he was sporting... needless to say that drove me nuts, I really contemplated jumping on him right there. He made it up to me though by using his fingers on me...it was hard not to go nuts, but there was a van full of kids getting into the van next to us to leave...  dry.gif
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Damn that sounds real hot.
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 02:17 PM)
No not really.  I never run outta peanut butter  wink.gif
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And how do you use that peanut butter? tongue.gif
ddd35
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 22 2007, 06:57 PM)
Was pretty wild....

upstairs in my bedroom with my little toy poodle. 
Video to follow
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QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 22 2007, 09:17 PM)
No not really.  I never run outta peanut butter  wink.gif
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i CANT wait for the this video to hit the air waves ... popc1.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 23 2007, 06:58 AM)
And how do you use that peanut butter? tongue.gif
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Bondi, here's the scenario... I walk over to the fridge... naked and dripping with the thought of what's going to happen next. I put my finger in the jar and get a nice glob of PB on my finger. Then I proceed to walk upstairs calling my dog's name. He looks kinda scared and takes cover under the couch! He knows now that his mama's wet, the PB is just a bait. He knows that there will be hard work involved in order to get this treat!

rest... you'll see the damn video
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 04:37 AM)
Bondi, here's the scenario... I walk over to the fridge... naked and dripping with the thought of what's going to happen next.  I put my finger in the jar and get a nice glob of PB on my finger. Then I proceed to walk upstairs calling my dog's name. He looks kinda scared and takes cover under the couch!  He knows now that his mama's wet, the PB is just a bait.  He knows that there will be hard work involved in order to get this treat!

rest...  you'll see the damn video
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ohmy.gif *faints*
ddd35
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:37 AM)
Bondi, here's the scenario... I walk over to the fridge... naked and dripping with the thought of what's going to happen next.  I put my finger in the jar and get a nice glob of PB on my finger. Then I proceed to walk upstairs calling my dog's name. He looks kinda scared and takes cover under the couch!  He knows now that his mama's wet, the PB is just a bait.  He knows that there will be hard work involved in order to get this treat!

rest...  you'll see the damn video
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isnt there laws against K 9 sex on this forum , Oh guess not Gnappy talks about his sex life all the time ... Sorry my bag carry on .. food-smiley-004.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 23 2007, 09:48 PM)
isnt there laws against K 9 sex on this forum  ,  Oh guess not  Gnappy talks about his sex life all the time  ...  Sorry my bag   carry on  ..  food-smiley-004.gif
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Ooops! I hope there aren't any PETA activists on this forum.

I WAS JUST KIDDING tongue.gif
bondiguy
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 04:13 PM)

I WAS JUST KIDDING  tongue.gif
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DANG! bang.gif tongue.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 24 2007, 01:21 AM)
DANG! bang.gif  tongue.gif
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I wasn't that was to cover my ass ph34r.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:30 PM)
I wasn't that was to cover my ass  ph34r.gif
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I'd rather you uncover it.
Bunni
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2007, 01:36 AM)
I'd rather you uncover it.
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I am sitting here typing in the nude just so you know. That works?
baby21
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 24 2007, 01:40 AM)
I am sitting here typing in the nude just so you know.  That works?
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annnd I'm naked as well!!! Too lazy to get dressed!
bondiguy
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 04:41 PM)
annnd I'm naked as well!!! Too lazy to get dressed!
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Woohoo!!!
Gnappster
QUOTE(Bunni @ Jul 23 2007, 11:40 PM)
I am sitting here typing in the nude just so you know.  That works?
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 23 2007, 11:41 PM)
annnd I'm naked as well!!! Too lazy to get dressed!
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I figured you 2 were naked pretty much every time you were online. 22.gif
baby21
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2007, 01:46 AM)
I figured you 2 were naked pretty much every time you were online.  22.gif
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again...
I'm always naked!

way too many benefits to even both putting on clothes.
Bunni
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 24 2007, 01:41 AM)
annnd I'm naked as well!!! Too lazy to get dressed!
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I am not lazy, just hot, no pun intended wink.gif
Bunni
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2007, 01:46 AM)
I figured you 2 were naked pretty much every time you were online.  22.gif
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smilio05.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(baby21 @ Jul 23 2007, 11:47 PM)
again...
I'm always naked!

way too many benefits to even both putting on clothes.
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preach on sistah!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 24 2007, 04:46 PM)
I figured you 2 were naked pretty much every time you were online.  22.gif
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well I had hoped anyway
baby21
naked and horny...

that about sums me up right now -sigh-
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