Accountant gets caught embezzling millions of dollars from a high powered law firm.

He goes to trial and as expected gets a lengthy prison sentence. When he gets to prison and the door slams shut he starts to sob, it has really hit home now.

His cellmate, a big hulking black man, asks him why he is sobbing. The Accountant says "I have heard about what happens to little guys like me in prison."

The cellmate says "Oh no, you don't have to worry about that kind of thing, this is the new prison system. See nowadays we are civil enough to give you a choice, you can be the husband or the wife. It's your choice!"

"Really!?" says the accountant, starting to realize that his situation is really not going to be THAT bad.

"Yes" says the cellmate, "What would you like to be?"

"Well" the accountant says "I would like to be the husband."

The cellmate says "Great! good choice, now get over here and suck your wife's dick!"

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends.

None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

I'm going to Hell and you're all coming with me because I know you're laughing too!

I'm going to Hell and you're all coming with me because I know you're laughing too!

I'm going to Hell and you're all coming with me because I know you're laughing too!