Would they hang him with his thong?

And not with a regular wing tip thats for sure

So I've been trying on and off for about a year to land this new account. Well, yesterday I finally got an opportunity. They called saying they were starting to get a little unhappy at the place they've been going and they're giving us a shot. They towed in a vehicle yesterday and today they brought another one. Nothing is solid yet, but I think this is a good start to some great business. The complaints they had with the other place are things we address on a daily basis to stay ahead of the other guys, so I'm confident we can keep them happy. This is a potential 100k+ a year account gross.

I'm super excited!!! yea for me!!!

Only problem is that I'll probably be a little more scarce around here for the time being till I get all this stuff set up and running smoothly. Not that most of you would really see that as a problem or even really notice

anyway.. that's all for now. Just wanted to share that with y'all and what better place than my fabulous 411?

congratulations , Im happy for ya ,hope it all works out ,

well congrats on that. do you at least get a new stapler or something out of the deal?

as far as missing you here, just tie a brick to a rope and hang it from your keyboard, or get chicken or one of those watered filled birds to cover for you in here.

[attachmentid=32918]okay if i WERE TO EVER PUT A PIC OF A GUY IN MY THREAD IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS get it right

Thanks for your support. If I get rich of this, I'll see if I can buy neighbor some boobs and I'll post some pics for ya.


I used one of those water filled birds once. nearly got me in big trouble. I never should have put him in charge. That brick idea is genious though. I'll give that a try.

i have said nothing about the neighber and her boobs for a long time , cause simply put ya'll dont believe it , and thats okay , but the fact is I did loan her the money , or gave it however a person wants to look at it , and she did get them , she got a nice D cup , it looks good on her , i have not seen them naked and to be honest probably wont and I dont need to , under a t shirt they look good , in a bra they look good , so Im guessing naked they would look damn good , it has helped her ego and self esteem more then we ever thought it would and she just put in a for a promotion at work yesterday so we shall see how that goes for her ,, And before anybody asked there will be no pics , blacked out or plain shown here I have way to much rspect for her and her husband to without there knowledge post something .... That is all !!! LOL

where does she work? hooters?

how does her husband feel though? I'd feel like a douchebag if I had to get some other guy to pay for my wife's implants. I suppose he still gets to play with them, but still.

she works at a hospital and has been passed over for 2 promotions and the ladies that got the jobs are young big breasted ladies , that was part of her reasoning , but she just needed a ego boost and having cleavage seems to do that .. her hubby is fine , he is enjoying the way others look at her and wonder you know like you do at HOtt or I do at BO , they are very much in love and very happily married, he has never had it so good ...

Well done Bob.........











Can I have a loan?

Her husband should have found a way to come up with the cash. Even if she needed to get them done one at a time. I've always had a running "joke" with the waitress at the breakfast place where I eat every morning. I told her if I ever hit the Powerball, I'd buy her a new set of tits. If it was over 300 million, I'd buy her two sets, one front and back, so she'd look good coming and going. She always checks to make sure I've bought a ticket.

I agree. What kind of deadbeat couldn't come up with the cash. You guys are always doing stuff together so they can't be completely broke.

Closeup, the extra set would also be good for slow dancing

in his business he works on allot of borrowed capital , he looked at it this he would rather borrow the money for her boobs from a friend then some stuffy suit asshole working at his bank , Im a asshole but at least Im a friend .. you folks would be surprised when ya get out how often this really happens ..LOL

well I already knew you were an asshole

I sign all my emails BIG A

Getting man boobs ?????

Im hitting a D cup like Krusty

for gnappy PICS ????

You just saw the pic.... what kind of clown do u think I am?

N/C LOL

So one day I opened my big fat mouth and told the little lady that I'd like to help with writing the wedding thank you cards. I never thought she'd actually take me seriously. She started right away, writing them on the airplane on the way back from our honeymoon. I should have just let her sail with it. she finished our immediate families, our wedding party, and a few other close people right away. I made the mistake of telling her that I'd like to add a couple lines on my sisters' and parents' cards and maybe even write a few myself. So they sat there unmailed for like 2 extra months. She kept writing and finished her extended family, thinking I wanted to write the cards for my extended family. Little did she know I was only trying to appear sensative and caring. So I finally got to it about 3-4 weeks ago writing a card here and there when I could. We didn't want the thank yous to be cookie cutter replies so each one was very personal. I'd write like two in the time it took her to write out like 5. I know, hard to believe considering the length of my posts here.

So here we are, 4 months after the wedding, and we finally got the last batch out this weekend. Out of about 250-260 guests, we got out the last 30 cards. I saved some of the special ones for last so it took me quite a while cuz I had lots to write. Anyway, I'm so excited that we finally got these done. That's one fewer thing hanging over my head now.

But... now she wants to send out Christmas cards!!! ARGH!!! so I just went to the store and designed a card with our picture in it. No writing necessary. All i've gotta do now is type up some address labels and steal some stamps from work and I'll be wishing everyone a merry christmas. Except for our two Jewish friends for whom I specially designed Happy Holidays cards.

So that's it. Happy Monday

the moral of this post is that you should always watch what you say in front/to your wife. It WILL haunt you sooner or later!

p.s. If you read this far you are a nerd!

you have a lot to learn about being married
my wife feels we should go half n half on things like that, so I never even suggest doing some in hopes that she will just do it herself.

you are very thoughtful of your jewish friends. to my jewish friends I just black out Santa's or baby Jesus' face on the card.

Well, I was going to do that, but I didn't want anyone thinking that it was 3d's family or anything.

haha...to be honest though, I don't even have any jewish friends. In fact I don't think I even know one jewish person, at least from a practicing religious standpoint. there just aren't many jewish people in my neck of the woods. it's weird cuz there are so many in the USA, at least that's what television would have me believe. can someone please deliver the straight dope on this subject?

If it weren't for jewish people, there would be no Hollywood and half of the comedians out there would be out of material. Other than that I don't really know much about 'em.

I also heard that copper wire was invented because two jewish people were fighting over a penny, but i don't know if I believe that because I sure as hell have never seen a nickel wire.

hmm is that anything like the Polish guy who went in a rocket to the sun once.. at night. And there was that submarine, with the screen doors.

a submarine with screen doors??? What a great idea!!!

Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending!

I guess I'm a nerd.... So this is the shit I gotta look forward too huh???

Aussies do the whole Xmas card thing which I find tedious. Anyone that matters an ounce in your life you will see over the festive period so just say it to their faces. I also don't see the point of sending cards to people once a year when that is your ONLY contact with those people? Or is that just my parents that do that?

Also, whats with Americans putting their own picture on a xmas card... I find that hilarious.... anyway my 2 cents





Now that was funny




Spotted

can't believe you missed spotting this


We don't really send out many Xmas cards. I agree that most people I care about I will either see or talk to during the holidays.

Too many people get caught up with all these superficial things and forget the real meaning of Christmas; celebrating the birth of Santa Claus.....and getting toasted, nicely toasted.

haha Spotted!

And i was going to send you and bondi xmas cards, but forget now. i don't want you guys to think I'm superficial.

Yeah don't do that. Being superficial is the worst! Instead just send me money.

Well, in that case, Merry Christmas!

well we send our picture in our cards but of course I black out my face before we can send them .... its not vane its just so they can see how you have changed in the last yr , hell I dont send them to people i see everyday , just to the distant people and friends all 2 of them ...

3d's funniest post ever

I thought you might like that

I am ashamed of myself!

Also spotted



Yeah, send me $5, i'll be the richest guy in Australia

You mean you actually black out the faces??? I thought you and all your friends actually looked like that.

well yeah DUh LOL

I thought he had bad acne

If I had something interesting to say, I'd type it here. But seeing as I have nothing interesting to say, I'll just type it here.

"Nothing interesting," said Bobaloo

witness protection , Im wanted it australia for beating a a drug induced street musician LOL

bad news: the mail took forever to get here today

good news: the mail finally came

bad news: only one check

good news: FHM arrived with vida guerra on cover

bad news: check for less than $100

Good news: package arrived from Gnappy

bad news: people in office know I associate with people from canada

good news: Gnappy is like the Canadian me so it's like I'm really just sending packages to myself

bad news: there's another person out there as messed up as I am

Good news: the bumper sticker was in the package from Gnappy.

Bad news: I can't display it on my desk at work

Good news: I drove my wife's car to work today... and I have my camera

bad news: If I stuck that bumper sticker on my wife's car, she'd be pissed.

good news: I don't care.

Bad news: I dropped off my wife's car at the dealer today for more warranty work, which means I can't put it on her car and take a pic just yet

Good news: I'll get it back either at the end of the day or sometime tomorrow.

Bad news: I'm very impatient

Good news: I'll get over it.

Bad news: most people don't read past the second sentence of my posts

good news: I'll have a pic of the bumper sticker on my wife's car very soon.

haha, I was sitting on the can today and was wondering if you got it yet.

ya know, when you separate your long assed posts into single lines like that it makes it far less intimidating to the casual viewer.

if your wife gets mad, just tell her the slackers at the boob site you frequent dared you to do it.

as well, don't tell her and see how long it takes her to notice. you won't need to tell us how long...your lengthy absence will be proof.

What is it about taking a dump that gets people to think about me?

also reminds me of... "Shitter was full!"


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That trick never works


that trick does

If someone ever pasted a bumper sticker on my car without my permission (which I'd never give), I'd scrape it off with their nose. When they came out with resident parking stickers for my neighborhood a few years back, I told the clerk who handed it to me that I couldn't think of a unobtrusive place to display it on my bike. She said some people put it on their gas tank. I told her I didn't doubt her since some people are also stupid. I stuck it behind my license plate and showed all the parking gestapo where it was when they came around till they all had seen it at least once.

well, i plan on getting some type of complaint from my wife. i will then accuse some unsuspecting wimp of affixing the sticker and then easily kick his ass. My wife will see what a great and powerful protector I am and I might get some sex out of it, even if for no other reason than she's scared of me

That's about as likely to happen as Paris Hilton scoring a 1600 on her S.A.Ts.

A heat gun would be safer for your vehicles finish.

Yeah, but then they'd burn their nose on the hot metal. I'm trying to be humane here.