Bobaloo's Update:

So I'm going to the County Clerk's office to get the marriage certificate today I'm going to leave a littel before lunchtime. At least this whole wedding thing is getting me a little bit of time off of work here at there.

Dive team is officially over. We had our big conference meet against the entire conference last Sunday. We took second place. We were so close to first place that if any of the three kids who ended up being no-shows actually showed up, we would have gotten first. The next day we had our end of season pizza party where the kids get their trophies and I give a big fat speech about what a great season we had a stuff like that. Well, the parents got the little lady and me a very generous wedding gift. It's a gift card for a local mall that we'll use to get stuff for our honeymoon and stuff.

that's all I got. I just wanted to put some 411-type information in my 411.

3 kids were no shows and it cost you first place???
You gotta be a hardass in times such as these. You should have cancelled the pizza party and had the entire team running bleachers as punishment for the 3 no shows. Then team hierarchy would have dictated the fate of the 3 no shows all by itself.


Yeah that's one good thing about getting married. Tons of cash n gifts. Other than that it pretty much sucks haha.


A novel idea. I'll have to try that.

As opposed to normal sick and twisted that ends up finding it's way into your 411?

As oppopsed to the normal sick and twisted stuff that finds it's way into your 411?

Hye, that's none of my doing. At least not in MY 411.
Other people's I have been known to post an off colour picture or 2.

You guys have to pick up your certificate in advance?

Also, thats a novel idea for 411 use!



I think the worse thing is that it stops sucking!

Try not calling her "it" You might do better that way

Well I am not yet married... but I'll keep your handy hint in mind!

HEY-OH!

Please say hello to my good friend Paul Schaffer everybody...

Happy Birthday.

I hope all the ladies give you plenty of pics for your birthday....

Happy Birthday I hope the wedding and all that is going good. Miss you

How do you know it's his bday?
I know it's babbaboo's bday but i don't see any bobaloo.

So was it his birthday or not???

beat me, this place has been a ghost town lately.

I think bob's off getting married....poor guy

Howdy y'all!!!

anyone miss me??

Yes, I was off getting married and honeymoonin' and stuff like that. I know it's going to take me a while to catch up around here and knock evade of his top 10 high horse, but i'll get to it.

Things got busy before the wedding so I missed out on a lot of cleverness I wanted to slap around here... namely a bachelor party thread. I thought it would be cool if I could have a bachelor party around here where the sexy ladies could post some love, perhaps with pics of them swinging around some poles or something like that. Hell, maybe I'll still create it. I may be married, but my eyeballs will forever be bachelors.

Okay. that's it for now. i've got to go look at some boobs.

damn, you were gone that long? I thought it was two....three days tops

You haven't missed as much as usual as this place has been pretty slow lately but there are a few good surprises here and there.
And it's customary for dudes to post pics of their wive's breasts when they get married.
That is all®

Just follow this link link

works fo me!

Yeah I thought it was a week! haha

I was away most of this week and no one blinked an eye, although post numbers dropped by 50% haha

Congrats Bob on your marriage, I'll be a member of that club in 6 months

And Gnappy is right in regards to the customs....

Brother Bondi, what's happening?? Thanks for the congrats. It's a good club to be in and life is good. it's amazing how nice it is to relax a bit after the wedding and just take it all in and enjoy each others' company all over again. My wedding day did not go in a blur like most people said it would. We were both so calm and relaxed that everything just clicked in to place and we got to enjoy the whole day. We are still getting comments about how nice and fun our wedding was. the pics will be ready online in about a week or two... maybe I'll post the link if anyone cares. We did a lot of stuff that was different, so the pics will be pretty cool!

Word of advice to all who are getting married soon... Make sure you get your post-wedding blowjob from you new wife as soon as possible, just to set the precedent. You don't want her friends poisoning her with ridicuouls ideas that after the wedding oral isn't necessary. Worked for me!

hi you hunky guy you! congrats on the wedding. Glad to see you still like to admire boobs and bods!

Hey you extremely sexy gal you!! Thanks for the congrats and saying hi. And I'll ALWAYS be a boobs and bods admirer. That's what makes me me.

I haven't caught up completely around here yet, but I did see a few of your black bikini pics. Damn sexy girl. Keep it up. You're looking damn fine!!!

You should have left that in my 411!

Dude I worked it into my pre nup!

I for one would like to see the pics for sure

Here's a cool one my photographer took at my house. I have a cool homer guy that talks sitting on top of my TV. He put my ring on his head and took the pic. i didn't even know he did that till I looked at the pics last night. They just went up online last night.

I'll dig through and find some more I can post.

That's a cool pic. Reminds me of a classic Homer quote regarding tying the knot:
Marriage is like a coffin. And each kid is another nail.

Funny cuz it's true!

so yesterday me and the little lady went out to breakfast and ahd to give our name for the waiting list. Well, my name is Mike, which is a pretty popular name, so sometimes it can be confusing when the name mike is called. So I told her my name is bobaloo. she seemed confused and asked how to spell it but got a kick out of my name nonetheless. Later the other girl hosting called out "Bobaloo," laughed, and brought us to our table. (she was hot and had nice boobs so I thought maybe she knew me from here and that's why she laughed) When we were seated, she asked me what nationality I am because I have such an unusual name. I told her of the small island nation of Ricardian (quick thinking on my part cuz I had Ricky ricardo in mind) and how I've never been there, but it's just like being in the States anyway. She believed me. What a goof.

Just thought I'd share that with y'all. Please bear in mind, I'm as cracker-ish as they come. I don't look like I'm authentic ethnic anything... well, except Ricardian.

haha that's priceless. she was probably searching for it when she got home....right beside rand mcnalley.
what did the misses say to all that?

the [missus] just thought it was funny. She knows I visit message boards but doesn't know my screen names or what sites I frequent. She didnt' really think anything of it... at least I hope not.

She's probably already hired the private investigator.

yeah, but her PI is hot and I'm having an affair with her so she won't narc on me.

That is a funny pic... cool looking Ring too



Isn't that where Hamburgers eat people?

Bob... funny story! haha

Here's another pic from the wedding. This was a shot taken during our first dance. it's one of my favs. The photographer, I'm assuming, used the light from the videographer to get the silhouette effect. pretty cool, I think.

wow, that pic is well done! you're photographer is quick on the ball to capture a candid pic like that which looks like it was setup.
you should try it in black and white, not so much because it is "in vogue"but because it would emphasize the aura around your silhouettes.

Here's black and white. It's cool, the website where the pics are posted allows you to select the pic in B&W and sepia.

By the way, tha'ts not my aura, as that is mostly likely pure black.

That pic reminds me of the Walk the Line poster. it's good to emulate the man in black. ironically, the little lady wanted to have her hair resemble June Carter's in a pic she saw of her from the way back machine. reese witherspoon had an awesome hairdo in the movie that looked just like it.

Yeah I wanna do Reese Witherspoon too.









What were we talking about?

I don't know. I think boobs! either that or the time you beat jury duty

the trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races

I was going to say it looks like the Walk The Line poster too!

Bob in all seriousness for one moment, even through the silhoutte it looks like your new bride is beautiful... well done brother!



spotted!

I'll see that Quimby boy hang for this

Thanks, brother! She jumps the fences on cute, sex, and beautiful depending on the day/mood. Other days she's just running and jumping over fences to get away from me.

There's a good one of us in our limo bus that we took after the wedding. I'll PM that to you when I get unlazy enough to shrink it down.

Congrats Bobaloo on gettin hitched!

You must be a stallion, if you have to wait for "it" to shrink down.....Keep it Up! Look'n forward to pics. She looks gorgeous...and so do u from the Silhouette pics!

W

Sweet as dude... I'll shae my pics when i take the plunge!

As this is about as serious as you may see me here, again, well done brother

What a fantastic and original pic, your wife looks beautiful and you very handsome ( of which I had no doubts of course!)
Many congratulations on your wedding

Totally missed this post. Thanks Janey!! Always a pleasure to have to grace my thread.

Okay. So if you don't know, I work in the auto repair business. A lot of times I'll get calls from customers who have problems with their vehicles and they're not sure if it's something we'll be able to fix. These could be things like a cracked windshield, tires, headlights, sunroof problems, radio problems, windows that won't roll up, and stuff like that. Just so you know, we can do it all related to you car or truck.

Anyway... I just got a call from some guy named ed. here's how it went after I answered

Ed: Hi. My name is Ed. I got your number from a friend of mine. I'm having a problem.

Bobaloo: Well, what's your problem, Ed, and I'll see what we can do to take care of it?

Ed: I'm having a hard time getting my backdoor to open up.

Bobaloo: (uncontrolled laughter). We can take care of that for you. In fact, there's a guy who had the same problem not too long ago but a little Jork took care of it... maybe that can work it out good for ya.

(I said it so fast, he had no idea what I said, but I thougth it was hilarious. )

Ed: Well, when can I make an appointment?

and then it was a normal conversation from there

Now you may not think that was very funny, but it doesn't take much to amuse me when I'm having a day like I am today. It's getting a little rough around here... it's fun for me to bring a little RMM to my real life.

The guy's problem was funny enough, but the jork comment was icing on the cake. Hey jork is from Chicago too, he's probably more well known around there for opening up backdoors than you might think

i have to admit, if that actually happened, it's fucking hysterical