touché

what's the bumper sticker say? I'd like to send an xmas gift to one of you...how can we make that happen? And i don't mean your inbox.......
and yes it will be safe, sane and rated N or normal.

Maybe I'll give Hitt, Gnappy and Bob my company address... that way any anthrax will be inhaled by our receptionist first!



It would have been funnier if you said you were wanted for fraud

well what fun is that?



HEY-BAM-OH!

Which got the laugh... the first or second line?

both, but my money is on the second one.

I'll have a picture of it affixed to my wife's car up here soon enough. I just need to get my car back from the dealer.

so what would you be sending us. I'll give you my address. any chance you'd be on my front porch wearing nothing but a red bow underneath a full-length fur coat? cuz that would be damn hot. I keep telling my wife that's what I want for christmas, but she doesn't think I'm serious... Besides, she doesn't know how to find you.

what is it about my 411 that causes people to ignore it after bondi posts something???

I don't think it's bondi's posts

Well, then, I can think of no other reason.

Well I am pretty much the last to post on MOST topics, so the chances they are ignored after my post is pretty high!

Well I WAS gonna post some compelling stuff but bondi ruined my train of thought.

That was the funniest posting I've read in a long time that contained no refrences to being gay or simpsons. Way to go.

that happens , he did as I understand derail the monorail as well ..

spotted

Yee HAAA Finnally a spotted all my own ..

Well sorry for dropping a pencil down your arse crack!



Well actually it was a different episode, so partial credit

As i typed my post I was thinking there was a simpsons reference about train of thought or something, but couldn't put my finger on it. THAT was the scene I was trying to remember

considering there are only about 2-3 posts per day not pertaining to a simpsons episode, my being funny kinda happens by default.

on to more important things...

I had a dream about you last night... or maybe it was two nights ago. I can't remember. Stranglely enough, you weren't naked. I gotta go talk to my brain and tell it to start having you naked when I dream of you.


Actually, the dream I had warrants more detail than I can describe right now. I'll try to post something worth while later tonight or tomorrow sometimes.

Thanks for posting in my thread, Nat, and showing everyone in here what having a great avatar is all about

Love,

Bobaloo

You bet your ass your gonna tell me later. Or I'll cut down the bushes in front of my bedroom window and you'll never watch me get off again. lol

That is what i am here for



You can be so cruel when you're sober!

Howdy y'all. Just wanted to say hi. i haven't been here lately... lots has been going on. I was really sick and miserable on Wednesday night but had to come to work on Thursday cuz my dad had surgery on his shoulder Thursday. I'm feeling much better now, but I've had a pounding headache since. It's also been really crazy because the end of the year is here adn there's a lot of finalization that needs to be done and we've been really busy with our regular day-to-day operation on top of it all.

But here's the most disturbing of all: (Too bad there's not a "fucked up news" thread here )

I found out the day after xmas that a friend of mine (not a close friend, but still a friend) that I haven't seen in a while was murdered on xmas day. Not a lot of details have been released, but as far as I can tell someone had broken into her house and she came home interrupting the burglary. She died from blunt force trauma... or more specifically was beaten with a baseball bat. It still makes me ill to think about it. It took me a while to even believe that it was really her when I heard about it. Seeing her picture in the paper the next day was so surreal.

I could go on and on about her, but I'll spare you all the details for now. I will say, though, that this girl was gorgeous and sweet as pie. She was even nice to the fat ugly slobs who would hit on her. definitely not the kind of person who deserved to go down like that.

So that's all really. I know that not a lot of people visit this thread, but I still wanted to tell the people who do read it what's going on in my end of the world.

I'll be back here more next week when I'll be more funny and entertaining... and I'll be getting Internet at home soon which means I'll have the ability to spend even more time here at the expense of my happy marriage.

Hope you all have a safe and happy New Year's celebration!!

--Bobaloo

Hey Bobaloo very sorry to hear about your friend, she sounds like she was a nice person. You Take care of yourself and I hope all go's well for you and yours for the rest of the Holiday Season

i was wondering where the hell you were! Sorry to hear about your friend bob. Can't wait to see you online. kisses

Hey bob hope you as well have a good new years , very sorry to hear about your friend .....

Happy New Year!

Sorry about the bad news mate. It is stories like that one, which make me not watch the news anymore (or rarely) I instead read newspapers to keep up to date with things. That way, I self edit the shit that makes me lose faith in man kind.

No one is around to laugh at my various witty remarks...

well, as long as my dinner is not getting cold and eaten. hehe

I'll be back in full force real soon. I finally got Internet at home (no more having to use a shitty cell phone connection) so I'll be able to get caught up real nice. My sister went back to school last weekend on New Year's day, but surprised us and came home this weekend. I'll be hanging out with her this weekend, but after she leaves... Look out. I'll be good ol' bobaloo the post whore you all know and love in no time. also, the technician just hooked me up today, so I still have some work to do to get my wireless set up the way I want and stuff like that. I installed the modem and the router in the basement, and I've been down here for like 45 minutes setting up the wireless bullshit. I think I'm just about done now, but I'm cold and my ass is getting sore (burn opporunity up for grabs).

Thanks to all who stopped by my thread to say hi and offer your sympathy. Things are getting a little more normal for me. The girl's family is in shambles, but I'm not that close with them. THere is a reward for finding her murderer, so if anyone knows anything, let me know. I'll split the reward with ya.

I miss everyone around here. I'll be 'round soon.

Time to go chloroform the wife.

Oh Bob I wish I had popped in earlier. I too am so sorry to hear about your friend. How does a family come to grips with something like that?

Lots of kisses your way.







p.s. You wouldn't have to chloroform me!

I didn't know Gnappy came to visit?

Look forward to having someone around who "gets" all the little jokes I leave around this place haha

Bwhahahaha

Howdy, Y'all. I'm slowly getting caught up here now that I finally have Interent at home. I'm sure you're all relieved to know that I'll be on here a bit more frequently from now on

Nat, it's good to know that I wouldn't have to chloroform you. I'd want you to be able to enjoy all 3 seconds of our getting it on.

3 seconds???

Are you doing it twice?

my reputation precedes me

I wonder if anyone named natalie will post anything in here today.

well, I guess the only proper response would have to be:

You take the good, you take the bad...


(And what the hell is with that file name???)

I was wondering the same damned thing...

Oh well, can't argue with the interweb

here's some more of the theme song.

You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

There's a time you got to go and show
You're growin' now you know about
The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

When the world never seems
to be livin up to your dreams
And suddenly you're finding out
the Facts of Life are all about you, you.

Wow........talk about running out of non-crap to post.

Who was that really hot, slutty girl on the show. I would have totally hit that! What was her name again?


















Oh yeah, Mrs. Garrett!

Well, Gnappy posted taht pic and it made me think of the theme song. i couldn't remember all of it so I posted what I could remember. then it was getting to me so I looked up the rest of the verse and posted it. as I was highlighting to copy and paste, i got carried away and posted half the freaking song.

triva: did you know they had different versions of the song for season 1 and then seasons 2-5.

And the crap continues to flow. lol

and then nat posted a pic in bobaloo's thread to redirect the flow

I did NOT know that, but alot of 80's shows did that. ie. the A-Team.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team Ehh-Ehh-Ehh-Ehh<---sound of machine gun.

Sadly I didn't even need to look that up/


nah, natalie would never in a million years do something like that.

In a million years, no. I'm hoping for more like in the next 10-20 minutes.

Impressive. If I weren't such a nerd myself, i'd call you a nerd.

That was the plan today, take a couple pics to surprise hubby but the goddamn batteries are officially un-rechargeable. Time to buy new ones.

Stupid electrons!