You're right. Just checked the yellow pages. Right there under backdoor specialists is Jork's ad. He's also got an ad under escort services.

You know, if you're really that good at opening up backdoors, Jork, you might be able to come up with your own line of spray lube.

wait, you mean that's NOT what wd-40 is for? damn... all these years...

Here's a bit-o-trivia. WD-40 stands for water displacement, 40th attempt.

Perhaps we'll see a Jork brand SD-69 one day.

what a savage


bearing grease works better

Now that would have been funny... and what makes it funny is that no motherfucker has any idea what you are talking about

That's the beauty! But I knew you guys would appreciate it.

Backdoor Update...

So Ed called back this morning. I didn't talk too much, he just kept me laughing all on his own. Here's the gist of what he said... (one more thing... he sounds like an older guy, at least 60 or so, so he's real polite and a little slow)

Ed: Hi, this is Ed, you were going to look at my backdoor this morning.

Bobaloo: Hey, Ed, what's going on, do you need directions?

Ed: Well, I tried the backdoor one more time this morning and I got it to open up.

Bobaloo: So the Jork worked? (really fast)

Ed: what was that?

Bobaloo: So you got it to work?

Ed: Yeah, I sure did. I couldn't open it at all for the past few days, but I tried from the inside and I got it to open up and now I can open it from the outside and the inside. I think maybe it was just sticking a little. I'm going to get some kind of spray lube for it and lube it up real good inside and outside. think that will take care of it?

Bobaloo: Well, it's hard to know without looking at it, but I'll cross my fingers for ya. i would get some Jork's SD-69, but it's hard to find. If you can't find that, get some WD-40 or some other penetrating oil (that's really what good spray lube is called... it's just funny that it's called penetrating oil). You might also want to get some white litheum grease and spray the linkage real good. If you need help or you still need me to take a look at it or if the problem returns, give me a call and we can take a look at it.

and it went on from there. He's a really nice guy

Now I did paraphrase a bit cuz I didn't memorize the whole thing. but when he called I took notes of all the funny stuff that he said. He mainly dominated the conversation this time and I left out the things that weren't funny from his rambling on. So what you see above is the good stuff, not the entire conversation. In any case, I thought it was funny and it made me laugh. Thought I'd pass it on to you.

hahaha... now THAT is funny

[In Johnny Carson voice]: I did not know that.
which is surprising cuz I usually know useless shit like that.
But now I can amaze all my friends with some more trivia. I know many are intimidated by my wit cuz people are always trying to avoid talking to me at parties.



hahaha



That alone is priceless!

Thanks for doing the comedy for our benefit!



How on earth did you keep a straight face??? Im laughing my arse off



Yeah... that's the reason

haha. i missed that part in Gnappy's post. Very funny. Thanks for pointing it out.

The straight face was difficult. I laughed a bit actually, but it didn't matter cuz he couldn't understand me very well anyway.

I was kaughing my arse off just reading it... I can only imagine having a 60yr old say it over then phone

That's why it was able to take off the way it did. Cuz I knew he wouldn't get half of what I was saying. I literally had a hard time catching my breath after hanging up the phone because I begain laughing so hard. I'm laughing out loud right now just thinking about it all. I wish I had a way to record the phone call. I do have the notes I took while I was talking to him. I should take a pic of the page just to show you the squiggles from when i was laughing and trying to write at the same time.

it's like laughing and pissing... you cant do both at the same time

Yeah, I know what you mean. But only because dropping my pants elicits lots of laughter.

from onlooking females?

yeah, right. Like I could get a female to look at me with my pants off. They usually start running before I can say, Hi, my name i...

I was talking about the ones you have tied up

oh, you know about those

well, I guess now you know where natalie has been

Tied up in your bathroom experiencing a unique mixture of horror and humour?

She laughs herself crazy every time I go in there to take a leak. Couldn't figure it out at first. But now I get it, and it explains so much.

I dont wanna know what you did to her hubby?

Who do you think evade really is?

Okay. Gotta go. It's getting dangeroulsy late around here. And now Jork is on. I've gotta go before it just turns into being early for work tomorrow.

HAve a great night/day y'all

I also must gooo i was just hanging around long enough to see Vixen's pic?

Catch ya later dude

Hi bob! Mwah!

Did you just say you must gooo. Please don't be doing that in my thread.



Oooh!! A Hott sighting. In my thread no less. Hey sexy, how you doin? Long time, no talk. I'll have to drop you a line in your thread. I'll be right over.

bondi's goo now that is a hot thought. All over my body...ooops i meant bob's thread.

There's a perfect simpsons quote I can put here in response, but I know you don't like that, Hott, so I will spare you. I instead will just say, "cleanup in posts 726 and 729"

haha

I like the way Hott thinks



Sanjay to the entrance with the windex.... Sanjay to the entrance with the WIndex

I have waited for this day!

there's like 9 thread glowing bright red with new post indications... and I'm just sitting there on the cusp compeltely ignored. WTF!!!!

you guys hear something?

that post sounds like the lyrics from a tool song

Yeah, it's from their big whiner album

Okay. I gotta go. have a great night y'all.

werd

id like to play with yer tool.....

you might want to get goggled first

Boballoo's weekend activity!

I dunno, that looks more like a Wednesday type of thing.

If they all were wearing yellow and green it could of been Thursday.

what, are you thier stylist now?

Thats gotta suck

Actually, it's the the first Tuesday of the second month of the year that has friday as the 4th day of the month.

stop licking toads

is that frowned upon at RMM? Cuz believe me, I had no idea.

We're more of a huffing spray paint fumes out in the parking lot kinda crowd but toads sound like a step up.
To Bobaloo, and to Sergeant Pepper, who's growing out of the middle of his back!

You gotta take the plastic off those before you smoke them.