wtf did they bury bob in the basement at his work~!

I dont know what the fuck is going on... we need Bob back

yea for all the shit we talked about him at first.. i think he kinda came to fit in the fold of the old school gang !!!! THough he still is required to be Jorks boot!

Well thats a given... most guys fall for the jork trap anyway

Sneeky devil he is!

hey, he's got the gift of the gab

Or jab.. as in jabbing the mens from behind! LOL

No. I was buried behind piles of papers on my desk.

Now, where is my stapler?


Thats' why I like my Internet friends. They dont' keep telling me to go away every time I come around


I'm what you call mid-school. Not at all a noob, but not quite an old-schooler... but I've read and been around long enough to be admitted to that club... I also am not old enough to need a new hip yet.

Okay. i don't even know what the hell I was trying to say in that last post. I guess the point is that I'm back and slowly catching up here. I was gone a while, so it might take a good week or 10 to get back on track. Feel free to post anything I missed in my thread, which I plan to keep at the top as much as possible.

the whores are 4 strong once again!

Let the whoring begin!!

Oh my god welcome back I think anyway !!!!!

So this morning I was getting ready for work and I was thinking,

"gee, bobaloo, why haven't you been a little whore at RMM lately?" I had lots of answers, but I just I didn't really have a good answer. So now I'm like, "fuck it!" and here I am.

up until early March I had read every single post that was ever spewed onto this crazy place, and I think that' what made it so hard to make a return after being gone so long. So now, I just say, fuck what I missed. I'm just going to jump right in. I'm about to mark all threads as read and go for it.

so look out bitches. I'm making a wild, post-whorry return.**








** it's going to be a busy summer and dive team just started, so no promises on just how wild or post-whorry!

a pleasure to meet you look forward to talking shop with you

I never mark posts "as read". If I'm gone a while, I just skim around until I'm satisfied I've covered all the major bases. In other words,it takes me about two minutes.

yeah, from what I've been perusing so far, I don't think I've missed much. Actually, my plan was to mark everything as read, but it didnt' matter anyway. For some reason everything older than two weeks was already marked as read. But oh well. I know about where I left off if I really wanted to go for it.

You say that now. Just wait, I'm sure I can get you to change your mind.

What did you miss? What didn't you miss. Oh, we did so many things we never stopped. Oh, the things we did here, my stars!


I didn't know muff-diving had an off season.

Welcome back mate, in fact, you missed fuck all!

I think someone flashed their tits and another referenced a simpsons episode but apart from that.... nothing happened!



Spotted

peer pressure is it hehe

id stop by the melons thread and see the new boobie pic's , theres some new ladies and some old ones still around , and you might find a few new simpson pics and quotes as well.. but in all it will take ya maybe 3-5 minutes to catch up

but hey welcome back

Thanks, brother

So, um, could someone post a link to that tit flash?


And what's this "simpsons" you speak of?

A lot has changed since you left:

I think I just said that?



The Simpsons is a cult cartoon show broadcast on FOX

story of my life ... always a day behind and dollar ahead ...

FOX?!

Now that was fucking funny.

Way to gay it up in here.

There's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering

I'm very tired today and don't really feel like working.

Just thought you should know.

I also discovered that having sex with your wife after she's finished crying is really awesome... so much better than the norm of her usually crying immediately after sex.

oMFG

hmm, she usually cries during sex with me

thats really easy to understand

yeah, but that's normal of all girls who are drugged, blindfolded and taken by force... trust me I know... I heard it from a friend of mine, yeah, that's it.

you can relate huh.


well once you drug them, you don't need much force

Id stick with that story as well .

Uh Yeah

Does 3d cry during sex with you too?


Yeah, but I can't afford the good drugs anymore. I've resorted to dumping cat nip in girls' drinks

Uh Ill stand over here for a bit .

It's okay. You're safe. You see, I would never attempt to drug you because I'm interested in girls.

whew thats a relief after the Pm you sent ...

That wasn't me. that must have been that bobalooo character.

yes but I promised to use lube next time.


oooh i gotta try that!

Wow... there's a first for everything huh?



Let me grab a notepad!



that was actually pretty funny

Thank god ...LOL

Was it like a pineapple into a tailpipe?

shit how do I respond to this one ? Lol , uh yes ?


"but this doesnt mean were going to swap spit in the showers "

No matter how hard I try to revive my thread, it finds a way to spiral downward pretty fast.

Anyway...

I might get a speed boat for free. Needs a little work, but nothing major. Needs more time put into than money, which I can handle for a free boat with a trailer.

If it all goes through, all the hot ladies of RMM are invited to come on the boat with me.




ah, who am I foolin', I'll probably come first.

free stuff is always good.
is it an outboard, how big of an engine?


likely before any women are even present

Inboard. Not sure how big, I think it's only a four-cylinder, but I remember it being pretty fast... then again, I was like 10 when I was on it. (yes, it's that old). I also know it could pull two skiiers at once and not be a complete dog. Other than that, I'm not much of a boater, so I couldn't tell you any details.

The floor needs to be replaced, one wiring thing fixed that I already know how to fix, and a new prop. about $400 to get it in the water plus lots of time cleaning it and working on it.

I'm working on an almost free pop-up trailer in the next few weeks. Give me a hand and I'll help you with the boat.

So you like camping, eh?

so if you were camping and you woke up in the morning with a headache and sore ass and your underwear was on backwards, would you tell anybody.






(p.s. 3d wanted to know)


Actually, I do like camping. I still enjoy tent camping, but will eventually get a popup trailer. What type of work does yours need. Hell, I'd help ya. Too bad you live so far. If I could only find someone who'd give me a free airplane, I'd just fly out there and help ya out with it.